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Spider
12-08-2008, 07:51
tell us whats got u excited today

Post Example...
i just unlocked the LBP platinum... and i jizzed in my pants


YouTube - Jizz In My Pants

super funny...
thought i would share it with u guys ;)
:D

Lethalmind
12-08-2008, 07:55
Well it fits these forums as of late........ Weird :lol:

Spider
12-08-2008, 07:56
u know its funny as hell lethal...
dont lie

Lethalmind
12-08-2008, 08:00
It's funny. I was laughing because we have a porn thread now and this came (No pun intended btw) at the perfect time.

Lol

DonMare
12-08-2008, 08:00
Hahahahahaha, good find. :p
+rep

Spider
12-08-2008, 08:03
It's funny. I was laughing because we have a porn thread now and this came (No pun intended btw) at the perfect time.

Lol
lol yeah... i saw that thread... but never enter it... i did not dare ... lol

Spider
12-08-2008, 08:04
sigggh i better head on over there...
lol,
my fav line is...
"and the angles cry"

edit:
post jump

Lethalmind
12-08-2008, 08:04
You will ROFL once you do. The results of the poll is exactly what you would expect.

"She asked me would I like Cash or Credit"

:lol:

-Deadpool-
12-08-2008, 08:08
:lol: Too awesome.. is that Justin Timberlake doing the cleanup on isle 3? :lol:

Classic.


EDIT: SNL :lol: Should have known hahahaha..

Spider
12-08-2008, 08:09
:lol: Too awesome.. is that Justin Timberlake doing the cleanup on isle 3? :lol:

Classic.


EDIT: SNL :lol: Should have know hahahaha..

yeah that is justin :D
wats most awesome is that they are releasing an album... in 2009
that means more songs from them

Dave-The-Rave
12-08-2008, 08:24
The girl at the super Market is pretty hot...though I don't think I would "Jizz in my pants" just by talking to her !! lol :p

Spider
12-08-2008, 08:56
The girl at the super Market is pretty hot...though I don't think I would "Jizz in my pants" just by talking to her !! lol :p
she is hott isnt she....
idk if i would jizz in my pants... i mean if she said "cash or credit" man thats some hot stuff

CaptainWaits
12-08-2008, 09:21
Ya I came across this on youtube earlier today. I killed myself laughing. I can see this being another youtube classic pretty quick

PsychoBadBoy
12-08-2008, 09:38
OMG, that was ridiculously hilarious! I'm still laughing. :lol:


The girl at the super Market is pretty hot...though I don't think I would "Jizz in my pants" just by talking to her !! lol :p
That's Jamie Lynn Sigler. Yeah, she's a hottie.

EDIT: If you click it and go to Youtube, the video is available in HD, just FYI.

Spider
12-08-2008, 16:36
yeah it is funny isnt it...
i will post more info about their album when i find it

Icc
12-08-2008, 16:45
f'in hilarious. so funny i had to hear it again. you sir have won the internet today

TommyFewty
12-08-2008, 17:36
"Dont tell your friends or ill call you a sl*t, its your fault the way you were rubbing my butt" LOL. Epic win.

Tribunal
12-08-2008, 18:03
That was actually really funny. :lol:

PsychoBadBoy
12-08-2008, 19:18
I wanted to watch again for another good laugh, but the vid was taken down by NBC. :(

EDIT: Downloaded the HD version. Thank you torrents!

Flamer
12-08-2008, 20:08
Awww man, it says 'This video is no longer available'. :(

Spider
12-08-2008, 20:41
u can watch it on the real youtube...
just click the link

MiNiMaL_sAnItY
12-08-2008, 20:49
:lol: Too awesome.. is that Justin Timberlake doing the cleanup on isle 3? :lol:

Classic.


EDIT: SNL :lol: Should have known hahahaha..

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l226/Complete-Idiot/opb42d.gif
.
:lol: :lol:

I lost it at the breeze part!

Spider
12-08-2008, 21:17
wrong...
sony when will u learn that u are wrong as usual

SonyJunkie
12-08-2008, 21:18
I didn't find the video funny at all. Maybe I lost my sense of humor. The beat was catchy and so was the rhyming, but it didn't strike me as being funny.

Icc
12-08-2008, 21:20
well not everyone's sense of humor is the same, i still laugh when i watch it

SonyJunkie
12-08-2008, 21:35
well not everyone's sense of humor is the same, i still laugh when i watch it

I guess. I was laughing hard as **** in class today. So I have not lost my humor. This I just don't find funny I guess.

darky89
12-08-2008, 22:33
Ha, that's pretty good. Woop!

Icc
12-08-2008, 22:46
i can't stop listening to it. it's so funny

PsychoBadBoy
12-08-2008, 23:23
Guess what video I have loaded in my PS3...I'll give you a hint:


The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS

Can't...stop...watching...
Laugh...every...time...

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/336/asjimp01bt7.jpg

-Deadpool-
12-08-2008, 23:30
:lol: Awesome capture.

Had to watch this again last night. Gets funnier with additional viewings :snicker

Spider
12-08-2008, 23:31
arnet u guys lucky that i introduce u to such great things...
what would u do without me :rolleyes:

Icc
12-08-2008, 23:32
rofl, i though i liked it but you sir took it to an all to extreme

PsychoBadBoy
12-08-2008, 23:38
arnet u guys lucky that i introduce u to such great things...
what would u do without me :rolleyes:
I would have been laughing a lot less these past 24 hours, that's for sure...kudos to you Spider. 8)

PsychoBadBoy
12-08-2008, 23:44
spider, for bringing this song into my life you have one hour to do w/e you want to/with me. no questions asked
Now who's bringing it to an extreme? :confused:




:lol:


EDIT: Apparently, I jumped into a time machine to the point right before you posted. 8)

Icc
12-08-2008, 23:45
spider, for bringing this song into my life you have one hour to do w/e you want to/with me. no questions asked

HaTriX
12-09-2008, 02:42
arnet u guys lucky that i introduce u to such great things...
what would u do without me :rolleyes:

Not being laughing at this video ofc!

SnowHawk
12-09-2008, 05:16
I didn't laugh at this at all. it was a funny song and video but not laugh out loud kind of funny.

It might just be me though. :-?

Spider
12-09-2008, 05:20
spider, for bringing this song into my life you have one hour to do w/e you want to/with me. no questions asked
hmmm
this is intriguing...
get me a dr.pepper...
and ummmm... heroes...
OMG... i missed heroes...
CRAP ITS MONDAY
NOONONONONONONONONONONON

jv17
12-09-2008, 13:38
that's a cool and wierd video LOL

Naxi
12-09-2008, 13:59
This song is addicting, makes me want to jizz in my pants.

Sylar
12-09-2008, 14:07
Lmao that is brilliant man, great lyrics too haha. Have some rep!

Spider
12-09-2008, 15:35
thanks for the rep...
have some RIGht back at u

bigdec
12-09-2008, 15:59
lol pretty good how the lyrics go together

Shaunyac
12-09-2008, 17:17
Is it still removed from Youtube? Because I tried watching it everywhere on the net and they all said it either wont play or has been removed due to copyright issues.

DangerousMali
12-09-2008, 18:22
I just ate a grape and then JIZZED IN MY PANTS

lmao great find mate

Sektor
12-09-2008, 19:05
lol awesome

That was funny as hell XD

Rep to you =p

FallingBullets
12-09-2008, 20:06
That is MOAR than awesome.... Fantastic, purely FANTASTIC!

Spider
12-09-2008, 20:23
glad u guys liked it...
to bad u U.K. people dont have Saturday night live...
although it is hardly ever this good, least not the new stuff

Icc
12-09-2008, 20:32
death by chocolate a few months back was freakin hilarious

Kesler17
12-10-2008, 10:44
HAHA I saw this last night or the night before. Honestly SO funny!

Bitbydeath
12-10-2008, 11:41
That was awesome, don't forget to watch some of their others

These two below are awesome

YouTube - Awesometown Intro

YouTube - Just 2 Guyz

SoDev
12-10-2008, 19:37
...I just opened this thread and I jizzed in my pants. :shock:

Icc
12-10-2008, 19:45
...I just opened this thread and I jizzed in my pants. :shock:

guess what... so did i, you should go change your pants

FallingBullets
12-10-2008, 21:33
...I just opened this thread and I jizzed in my pants. :shock:

I just read your post and I jizzed in my pants :shock:

SoDev
12-10-2008, 21:57
guess what... so did i, you should go change your pants


I just read your post and I jizzed in my pants :shock:

I just jizzed in my pants and I jizzed in my pants :eek:

Fawkes
12-11-2008, 04:06
This video is so awesome that I just Jizzed in my pants.

PsychoBadBoy
12-11-2008, 04:45
...I just opened this thread and I jizzed in my pants. :shock:
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6314/jizzinpants01ku9.gif


I just read your post and I jizzed in my pants :shock:
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9892/jizzinpants02oe9.gif


I just jizzed in my pants and I jizzed in my pants :eek:
http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/8702/jizzinpants03ty9.gif


This video is so awesome that I just Jizzed in my pants.
http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/4527/jizzinpants04ap6.gif

Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...

P.S.3
12-11-2008, 05:29
I just watched that video about 600 times and I jizzed in my pants.

TommyFewty
12-11-2008, 05:31
Im watching some great comedy and i jizzing in my pants

SnowHawk
12-11-2008, 05:32
I saw the new Home pics and I jizzed in my pants.

P.S.3
12-11-2008, 05:36
I made a new signature and avatar related to this video and I jizzed in my pants.

Sektor
12-11-2008, 13:03
I became a subsriber so I jizzed in my pants.


Was not nice:cry:

FallingBullets
12-11-2008, 13:28
I heard carocat and jizzed in my pants :snicker



OWAIT.... no, I waited for a reply but I jizzed in my pants

Spider
12-18-2008, 01:33
i saw a duplicate thread of this... and i jizzed in my pants

PsychoBadBoy
12-18-2008, 01:37
i saw a duplicate thread of this... and i jizzed in my pants
I posted a link to this thread in that thread...and I jizzed in my pants.

Thorzilla
12-18-2008, 01:58
I just talked to my gf and I jizzed my pants :snicker

jaewest304
12-18-2008, 01:59
LMAO!!!!:mrgreen:

CrazyShady
12-18-2008, 03:46
i couldnt believe that it was viewed 8 million times on youtube, and i jizzed in my pants

-Deadpool-
12-18-2008, 03:49
Walked into work this morning, brushed the side of the doorway and I jizzed in my pants.

Spider
12-18-2008, 03:50
i found out that deadpool has a doorway at his work, and i jizzed in my pants

Thorzilla
12-18-2008, 04:26
I touched my mouse and I jizzed in my pants.

Spider
12-18-2008, 04:27
i thorgazimed when i heard about ure head shot and i jizzed in my pants

TommyFewty
12-18-2008, 04:28
I got a no-scope headshot on WaW and i jizzed in my pants :)

SnowHawk
12-18-2008, 04:58
I got this mp3 and every time I listen to it I jizz in my pants.

EVILPS3
12-18-2008, 20:55
I posted a link to this thread in that thread...and I jizzed in my pants.
I created that thread and I jizzed in my pants.

SharkOutofWater
12-18-2008, 21:05
Teenage boys, always jizzing in their pants before we can get near them.... /sigh

Icc
12-18-2008, 21:23
this thread has gotten some funny replys, good for a laugh. but that last one from shark ...i don't know if i should be worried, or really really happy.

PsychoBadBoy
12-18-2008, 21:26
Teenage boys, always jizzing in their pants before we can get near them.... /sigh
I'll have you know that I am not a teenage boy!
Oh, and I don't really do that in my pants either. :p

SharkOutofWater
12-18-2008, 21:36
this thread has gotten some funny replys, good for a laugh. but that last one from shark ...i don't know if i should be worried, or really really happy.


lolz, everyone knows that when guys get near women for the first time, they tend to "lose their load" before they get to their destination, maybe even before they get on the on-ramp.


Do you want me to change my gender to male, and really make it scary....?

Icc
12-18-2008, 21:41
changing to male wouldn't be scary just creepy. but knowing now that i'm not alone with that "little problem" makes me jizz in my pants

HaTriX
12-18-2008, 22:49
tell us whats got u excited today

Post Example...
i just unlocked the LBP platinum... and i jizzed in my pants

Seriously spider ? Seriously...? :lol:

Icc
12-18-2008, 23:22
i just watched some porn and jizzed in my pants.

Thorzilla
12-18-2008, 23:56
I'll have you know that I am not a teenage boy!
Oh, and I don't really do that in my pants either. :p

:lol: OMG +rep coming your way.

Icc
12-19-2008, 00:02
saw thor post here so i had to stalk him and jizz in my pants.

Naxi
12-19-2008, 00:04
I..uhh..uhh...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....uhhhhhhhhh.
you know what i did.

Icc
12-19-2008, 00:20
him doing it made me do it again

Spider
12-19-2008, 04:52
when i thought about the loser who made ure sig icc :rolleyes:

i :2gun::2gun:jizzzed :2gun::2gun: in my PANTS

Dom102
12-19-2008, 05:08
I changed my avatar and jizzed in my pants

SoDev
12-19-2008, 05:43
I changed my avatar and jizzed in my pants

Who the **** is that?

You went from a pimp *** Obama pic to that?!

I saw your new avatar and I couldn't jizz in my pants... :neutral:

KingJordan
12-19-2008, 05:46
I watched Peyton Manning toss the ol' pigskin and I jizzed my pants.

SoDev
12-19-2008, 05:49
I jizzed my pants.

...and I jizzed in my pants. :heart:

Dom102
12-19-2008, 05:58
Who the **** is that?

You went from a pimp *** Obama pic to that?!

I saw your new avatar and I couldn't jizz in my pants... :neutral:


It may a bit of a shock, but just lose yourself in his dreamy, angsty vampire gaze and you'll be jizzing soon enough my friend.

SoDev
12-19-2008, 06:00
It may a bit of a shock, but just lose yourself in his dreamy, angsty vampire gaze and you'll be jizzing soon enough my friend.

I read that response and I jizzed in my pants.

Dom102
12-19-2008, 06:05
I gotta get out of this jizz festival of a thread. Half my wardobe has been ruined.

SoDev
12-19-2008, 06:07
I gotta get out of this jizz festival of a thread. Half my wardobe has been ruined.

I just keep on the same pants. :?

FallingBullets
12-19-2008, 13:54
i caught up on this thread, and I jizzed in my pants... and then all over the christmas tree

HaTriX
12-19-2008, 15:55
It may a bit of a shock, but just lose yourself in his dreamy, angsty vampire gaze and you'll be jizzing soon enough my friend.

Seriously ? You went and watched twilight ? Dude wtf..... that book sucks.

FallingBullets
12-19-2008, 16:00
I looked into his eyes. and jizzed my pants

Icc
12-19-2008, 17:43
i looked at my other pants and i jizzed in my pants

FallingBullets
12-19-2008, 17:50
i looked at both sets of your pants... and I jizzed in mine too

Naxi
12-19-2008, 18:51
In soviet russia, pants jizz in you.

Icc
12-19-2008, 18:56
that yakov joke made me jizz in my pants

FallingBullets
12-19-2008, 19:09
your jizzing combined with his joke and the pagefilp caused me to jizz in my pants... and that in itsself caused me to jizz in my pants again

Icc
12-19-2008, 19:26
i've run out so i failed to jizz in my pants

FallingBullets
12-19-2008, 19:29
your failure made me jizz in my pants, and again my success made me jizz all the more

Icc
12-19-2008, 19:34
watching porn so im about to jizz in my ...yeah

FallingBullets
12-19-2008, 19:36
watchin you watchin porn ... i jizzed in my pants

Icc
12-19-2008, 19:45
now you get off to wacthin men work it made me vomit a little. and that made me jizz in my pants

FallingBullets
12-19-2008, 19:46
your vomiting made me jizz in my pants

Icc
12-19-2008, 20:44
two girls one cup makes me jizz in my pants

shcndw
12-19-2008, 23:08
Best jizzing song and video ever created.

PsychoBadBoy
12-20-2008, 03:36
:lol: OMG +rep coming your way.
Thor gave me rep and I jizzed in my pants.

Icc
12-20-2008, 03:45
shcndw's avy made me jizz in my pants, twice

Spider
12-20-2008, 04:27
In soviet russia, pants jizz in you.
lol reading that made me jizz in my pants

Icc
12-20-2008, 04:29
spider's sexy chub makes me jizz my pants

Mpiece
12-20-2008, 15:43
I was playing poker online and the pot size was $16 bux ... I had 2 Jacks in my hand and J A J came for the flop ... oh yea i creamed all over myself ..needless to say I raised slowly but surely to get as many peoples money as possible ...then i went all in and the guy with trip Aces went all in with me ... i made $95 and some change that hand

MiNiMaL_sAnItY
12-20-2008, 15:50
Seriously ? You went and watched twilight ? Dude wtf..... that book sucks.
YouTube - Jizz in my pants 2.0

the_End
12-20-2008, 16:05
I saw this thread, entered and jizzed in my pants from awesomeness overload. :lol: That is one awesome song.

FallingBullets
12-20-2008, 19:49
i saw that remix and jizzed in my pants :snicker

Dom102
12-20-2008, 23:44
That Twilight video made me jizz in my pants.

Icc
12-21-2008, 06:21
needed to bump this awesome thread so i did. and i jizzed in my pants

Pgsley
12-21-2008, 06:47
That was hilarious, i watched a couple times.

Icc
12-21-2008, 06:53
just realised i have 43 days left untill i ship to parris island. and i jizzed in my pants

Bitbydeath
12-21-2008, 07:08
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f127/reanimatorx2/over_logging.jpg

I didn't jizz in my pants...there was a ghost... it's ectoplasm

SnowHawk
12-21-2008, 07:10
I'm off to bed and I jizzed in my pants. :oops:

SoDev
12-21-2008, 07:11
just realised i have 43 days left untill i ship to parris island. and i jizzed in my pants

Respect for that!

Marines reminds me of Military and I'm thinking about watching a movie (the Kingdom) but I just though about The Generals Daughter for some reason and the chick in it was teh hot! ... so I jizzed in my pants! :shock:

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/04/41/15/044115%20_im2.jpg

and I jizzed in my pants again! :eek:

Icc
12-21-2008, 07:11
i'm going to bed too, so yeah same deal jizz in pants, smile on face

SharkOutofWater
02-12-2009, 19:30
ok, I have posted in this thread before (some teenage boy joke), and I just saw the op for the first time... how have I never seen that video before.. That is awesome.

G.I. Chameleon
02-12-2009, 19:41
The twilight version was funny, lol

Surebrec
02-12-2009, 19:52
nothing got me excited todsy

Sektor
02-12-2009, 19:54
The twilight version was funny, lol

Twilight version?

Could you link?

G.I. Chameleon
02-12-2009, 23:33
Twilight version?

Could you link?

Sure here u go

YouTube - Jizz In My Pants - Twilight Version

Sektor
02-13-2009, 02:19
Ha that was funny. Still prefer the original vid tho:D

ThaoNguyen
02-23-2009, 10:31
well i'm not a guy, so i can't say that i've ever jizzed in my pants lol. but i guess the last thing to get me wet was.....hmmmm. i guess it was a music video a watched a little earlier ^.^ hehe (no, not the music video in this post lol)

DarkVincent07
02-23-2009, 10:57
bahaha, the one in the twilight vid when he is sitting at the desk, too good.

As for me, well, i looked at Carl's sig..

Tom1525
02-23-2009, 11:15
Lol +rep, love you spider !

Kyo.
02-23-2009, 16:22
tell us whats got u excited today

Post Example...
i just unlocked the LBP platinum... and i jizzed in my pants


YouTube - Jizz In My Pants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4)

super funny...
thought i would share it with u guys ;)
:D

mate your never a let down are ya!
classic stuff i PMSL!

oh and your new SIG made me Jizz in my pants!
honestly that bloody awesome i love it!


arnet u guys lucky that i introduce u to such great things...
what would u do without me :rolleyes:

i would be bored on the internet with out you mate ;)

MACABRE
05-15-2009, 15:39
the ending of this video is classic. makes me laugh every time
YouTube - Jizz in My Pants Lord Voldemort!
------------------------------------------------------------
my hero
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=842_1242156596

08CandyWhite
05-15-2009, 19:04
I jizzed in my pants last night and woke up with a pearl necklace. :shock: :confused:

ProStréétMan!
05-15-2009, 20:21
because i just did

disposableheroV
05-15-2009, 20:30
Thrice is unbeatable perfection. Every song they play causes teh jizz.

ash91
05-15-2009, 20:31
This hot girl at college made me jizz in my pants today.

Dave-The-Rave
05-15-2009, 20:43
lol this song never gets old..

Gotta love this, I'm on a Boat, I'm the Boss and Space Olympics !! :lol:

"Gotta buy some things from the grocery, do things alone now mostly"

:snicker

gruddy
05-15-2009, 21:10
I saw my avvy and I jizzed in my pants.

saleenf5
05-15-2009, 21:17
saw my favorit gurl in school today...jizzed....AND my favorite gurl say me chattin it up wit another gurl.....RAWR JIZZZ

cupra777
05-17-2009, 22:03
lol im gunna get dat 2 irrate people with