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qnoob
04-01-2009, 01:05
www.omegle.com (http://www.omegle.com/)

Click on talk with a stranger and bingo! It's a way to chat with people anonymously. Pretty funny sometimes, as some people you talk to just try to be as rude as possible, and some people try to be very nice.

Behemoko
04-01-2009, 01:06
What the hell is this? Are you drunk/high/all of the above? :lol:

TLenn5
04-01-2009, 01:07
i like your way of meeting friends....just like me you a very random person and i like it lol

SnakeDevil
04-01-2009, 01:23
This is spreading all over the internet. Lol. There's a 13 page GAF thread about that site

-Dante-
04-01-2009, 01:29
This site is all over the internet.

FORTUNE 500 WEBSITE CONFIRMED?!

qnoob
04-01-2009, 01:30
Haha, a funny chat.

Stranger: Hi how are you
Stranger: Hi how are you
Stranger: Hi how are you
You: nothin much what about you
Stranger: Whats your bank details
Stranger: I am the prince of nigeria

Rolovis
04-01-2009, 02:03
Ooh. I'll have to take a look at this :lol:

play_b3yond_313
04-01-2009, 02:58
Pretty cool, awesome, random, and messed up! :D

SnakeDevil
04-01-2009, 03:34
You: lol
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: who did you vote for
You: ( . ) ( . )
You: tities
Stranger: obama or bobomma
You: i voted for titties
Stranger: WRONG

Disconnected :(

nskinnear
04-01-2009, 03:43
Best. Site. Ever. :lol:

I love messing with people. I'll post up some conversations later.

gster
04-01-2009, 03:47
You: hi

Stranger: oh hi

You: when can i tap that baby?

Stranger: tapping babies is illegal in every state

:p

DAMN! JUST GOT PLAYED BY A GUY WHO PRETENDED TO BE A GIRL ON THAT SITE!

:mad::mad::mad:

:p

im gonna avenge this on every other chat :P

we should start playin people into thinkin we're hot girls, then post the results here! lol

obviosly keep the dirty parts censored though ;)

-Dante-
04-01-2009, 04:46
You: Hi.
Stranger: Wild Abra appeared!
You: GO! Charmeleon!
Stranger: Wild Abra uses Quick attack!
You: ****!
You: Charmeleon use fire Punch!
Stranger: It's super effective!
Stranger:Wild Abra uses Teleport!


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MATRIX 2
04-01-2009, 05:28
Stranger: Vienna
You: austria
Stranger: Venice
You: italy
Stranger: Prague
You: czecch republic
You: czech
Stranger: You had to google that
You: no, I couldn't spell it
Stranger: I expected better of you
Stranger: Your mother and I are so ashamed, son

Behemoko
04-01-2009, 05:38
Just had the lamest convo:



Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: oh snap

Stranger: SNAP CRACKLE

You: pop!

Stranger: OH

You: crap

Stranger: have you had those rice krispy treat ceral

Stranger: that*

You: yea

Stranger: isnt it amazing!

You: ok

Stranger: i have a box in my room

You: awesome

Stranger: yup

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MrFenwick
04-01-2009, 05:41
How... boring.

miamiman
04-01-2009, 05:42
Lol... behe, you suck at that :lol:

miamiman
04-01-2009, 06:51
K, I got bored and did one. It got kinda freaky, so I don think I'm gonna post it.

convulsion
04-01-2009, 06:52
Wow some chick wanted to meet me after 10 minutes. I said you're crazy ,and disconnected.

Shaunyac
04-01-2009, 06:54
They are probably old hairy men :lol:

miamiman
04-01-2009, 07:07
stranger: Ask me anything.
You: Where do babies come from?
Stranger: Playdoh.


genius!!!

Fergus2k8
04-01-2009, 11:42
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hai

Stranger: hai

You: whatcha doing

Stranger: whatcha doing

You: cool

Stranger: cool

You: i stink

Stranger: i stink

You: woohoo

Stranger: woohoo

You: I smell like poo

Stranger: I smell like poo

You: :O

Stranger: :O

You: &*+D C"R££%"£T"TGWER&*&^%^Y%£H"C$%"%(J W(TGJ"$(JG(RTJVITJBG%JB)£IT$)£(%)£%RIYGTEG

You: Take that

You have disconnected.

Kyo.
04-01-2009, 11:52
i think its just a program giving off random answers....
You: hi

Stranger: Is it just me or is it hot in here?

You: could be, not in here thou.

Stranger: I better take off my top then

Stranger: good thing im wearing this bra :)

You: Bra are over rated, esp on Men o.0

Stranger: good thing im not a man then :P

You: i play the odds sorry 78% of people on this site a men, including me.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

maybe im wrong...
You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: are you real?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i'm a computer prog

You: ddint think so, robot or AI >?

You: exactly what i thought.

Stranger: AI

You: your just made up of 110001011100101000110

Stranger: I'm a robot, and i come of the futur

Stranger: Sarah Conor?

You have disconnected.

joshuam
04-01-2009, 11:53
Stranger: Vienna
You: austria
Stranger: Venice
You: italy
Stranger: Prague
You: czecch republic
You: czech
Stranger: You had to google that
You: no, I couldn't spell it
Stranger: I expected better of you
Stranger: Your mother and I are so ashamed, son

i lol'd so hard

joshuam
04-01-2009, 12:41
Stranger: rainbow club?

You: no

You: i wanna join

Stranger: oh alright

Stranger: its a simple 3 step program

You: :o

You: what are these 3 steps?

Stranger: but its really challenging

Stranger: are you sure you're up for it?

You: yes sir

Stranger: 1. aquire the documents

You: documents?

Stranger: yes.

You: the ones that nixon destroyed?

Stranger: i'm afraid it isn't destroyed

You: :O i knew it

You: whats step 2?

Stranger: now its merely an object to play around with to join a club

Stranger: number 2 is to **** it

You: the documents or nixon?

Stranger: documents.

Stranger: most people like to roll it up

Stranger: but i like it rough and just **** the paper flat

Stranger: makes a hole

You: step 3?

Stranger: number 3 is (of course) sing the llama song while peeing in public

You: the llama song goes?

Stranger: then you'll reach rank epicness

Stranger: :O

Stranger: you don't know the llama song?

You: nope sorrysing it too me

Stranger: its at www.llamasong.nimp.org

You: :O you lie

You: Firefox can't find the server at www.llamasong.nimp.org.

Stranger: okay sorry its at internetisseriousbusiness.com

You: now you made my comp freeze

You: thanks a frickin lot

You have disconnected.


spoilerfied

SharkOutofWater
04-01-2009, 13:52
yay random people...

and yay, they wont believe I am female!!!!!!!

will try it when I get home lol....

gster
04-01-2009, 13:58
SPOILERED FOR SIZE... READ IT ITS SO FUNNY WHEN YOU PLAY A GUY SO BADLY! :P




Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

You: asl?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: im goooood, u?

Stranger: fine =)

You: im 20 female california, u?

Stranger: im 21 male, brazil .

You: brazil! im going there next month with my female friends

You: i dont have msn sorry. do you have facebook?

You: is it not very hot in Brazil?

Stranger: sorry, I have no facebook

Stranger: here in south region is not hot...

Stranger: is around 28 degrees in the summer

Stranger: and 8 degrees in the winter

You: never mind. oh well im coming to Brazil next month to travel. When I go to the south region could you show me the area?

You: i like brazilian men, so sexy!

Stranger: Yes! can I show you the area

Stranger: Will you travel to Bahia, São Paulo?

You: cool. and maybe if you be nice then I'll show you to my hotel bedroom. do you like gentle loving or rough?

You: ;)

You: i will go to sao paulo aswell...

Stranger: I prefer rough, and you?

You: same. im american of course i like rough

Stranger: sao paulo is near

Stranger: I live in rio grande do sul

You: would you like to gt dirrrrty with me?

Stranger: is in the south extreme

Stranger: Yes, I´d

You: can i have your phone number so when I come I can call you?

Stranger: do you have e-mail?

You: no sorry. But I would like to talk to you again because you sound like a very nice man...

Stranger: could you send your facebook?

You: do you have facebook?

Stranger: I will make one for me

You: ok

Stranger: do you use the myspace?

You: i dont use facebook a lot though,and i dont have myspace

Stranger: ahh

You: but when I come to Sao Paulo I will need to phone you to see how we can meet up at my hotel bedroom

Stranger: ok, my phone number is ----------------


Stranger: my name is -----

Stranger: and yours name is?

You: can I share something with you...?

Stranger: yes

You: HAHA F****T!!!

You: IM A GUY. IM HOMOSEXUAL AND I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER!!!

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: really?

You: ITS NOT A JOKE I HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER NOW

Stranger: do you believe it?

You: BELIEVE WHAT? ALL I BELIEVE IS THAT I HAVE YOUR NUMBER SO I CAN FIND YOU AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE GAY AND YOU SAID YOU LIKE IT ROUGH.

You: IM NOT A FEMALE

Stranger: I understood it

Stranger: ok if do you want... I will f*** you...

Stranger: could you call me now?

Stranger: let talk..




in the end i had to disconnect because the guy was worrying me.

I AM NOT ACTUALLY GAY BTW. IT WAS A JOKE.

the scary thing is he still wanted it after I convinced him that I was gay...

haha

MiNiMaL_sAnItY
04-01-2009, 17:13
Well, I had two extremely fulfilling conversations.

Baki
04-01-2009, 17:21
SPOILERED FOR SIZE... READ IT ITS SO FUNNY WHEN YOU PLAY A GUY SO BADLY! :P






in the end i had to disconnect because the guy was worrying me.

I AM NOT ACTUALLY GAY BTW. IT WAS A JOKE.

the scary thing is he still wanted it after I convinced him that I was gay...

haha
:lol:

That backfired on you.

SnakeDevil
04-01-2009, 17:45
wow some chick wanted to meet me after 10 minutes. I said you're crazy ,and disconnected.you gonna get raped :o

gster
04-01-2009, 18:39
:lol:

That backfired on you.

you're right. i expected him to disconnect but it got to the stage where I was so worried by this guy that I decided to disconnect myself before it gets worse ;)

spyrde
04-01-2009, 19:35
I talked to a guy and he really thought I was five and a half :D

gster
04-01-2009, 20:30
I talked to a guy and he really thought I was five and a half :D

You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: soup?

You: how old are you? because i turned 8 yesterday!

Stranger: OMG

You: are you one of those boys who stares at children?

Stranger: NINTENDO SIXTY FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: yes

Stranger: I give them candy

Stranger: would you like some candy?

You: Thats good. Because you're IP has now been logged, and the police will be round shortly.

Stranger: really?

You: Really.

Stranger: I'll barrel roll now!

You: Paedophilia is illegal and you just admitted you take part in it.

Stranger: I thought she was 23

Stranger: honest

Stranger: brb FBI

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

You: Im sorry, but the law is the law. You can make the rest of your case in court young man

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Baki
04-01-2009, 22:19
:lol: Mine.

You: Hello

You: Stranger

You: Asl>

Stranger: hello

Stranger: 21 m

Stranger: you

You: 13 F

He disconnected after that.


Stranger: heyy

You: Hello

You: asl?

Stranger: 19 m canada,.. you?

You: 13 F USA

Stranger: haha damn, i dont want chris hasen on me

Stranger: peace

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



:lol: It doesn't work for me.

VintageElise
04-01-2009, 22:53
You: hI
Stranger: **** you
You: oK
You: * ****s me *
Stranger: You are a heartless *******
You: I know XD
Stranger: To think i ever loved you!
Stranger: Why would i be so stupid
You: I still love you though!
You: Please don't do this!
Stranger: No, it just won't work
You: It will! Give me another chance!
Stranger: I'm sorry.
You: Pleaaaaase!
You: I love you!
Stranger: Sorry, i can't let you do that Dave
You: Why not!? You know deep down you love me
Stranger: No, that love has gone
Stranger: I love another man
You: Is it Steve?! I will ****ing kill him if it is!
Stranger: No. It's John
You: WTF?!
You: No!
You: nonononononon
You: You love ME
Stranger: I know, John's your father

Baki
04-01-2009, 23:11
I actually had two half decent convos on there. :lol:

Sektor
04-01-2009, 23:16
This is too much fun :lol:

roosters93
04-03-2009, 13:19
helped me find porn
lots of meme spewing going ontho

joshuam
04-03-2009, 13:29
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi asl?

Stranger: i love you

You: i love yo too

You: lets do it

Stranger: yay!

Stranger: alright lets go

You: you have the tickets?

Stranger: tickets to what

You: the church

Stranger: i like church

You: we have to go to texas tho cause im only 13

Stranger: ooo texas

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: ho

You: asl?

Stranger: 18/f/uk

Stranger: u

You: 13/m/uk

You: will you help me lose my virginity?

Stranger: u should be at skool

You: you should be at work

You: its easter break

Stranger: how big r u

You: ***** or height?

Stranger: p

You: not thta big

You: im 13 for crying out loud

Stranger: not interested then soz

You: perv ]

You: pedo

You: chatting up a 13 year old

Stranger: u asked

You: u offered

You: will you still help me?

Stranger: didnt

You: il lick you out after

Stranger: and no

You: ):

You: il marry you

You: il give you a english citizenship

Stranger: how long is yr tong

Stranger: tongue

You: long enough

You: h.o let me get a ruler

Stranger: so u have a long tongue and a small d**k

Stranger: are u an anteater?

You: no im a pu**y eater

Stranger: tort u sed u were a virgin

You: at sex yes

Stranger: what?

You: im a virgin yes

You: but licking p**sy doesnt make you lose your virginity

Stranger: so u eat cats?

You: and lick them

You: can i eat and lick you ?

Stranger: u dont seriously think i believe that u lick p**sy but have not gone the whole way

You: well when you aint got a condom its the only option

You: what about fingering?

You: handjob?

You: bj?

Stranger: where u live?

You: essex you?

Stranger: essex as well

Stranger: by the sea or inland

You: idk

You: in dagenham

Stranger: ****ehole

You: i know

You: it sucks d**k

You: where bout you from?

Stranger: clacton

You: ii go there in the summer

You: valley farm

You: my nan lives there aswell

You: can you suck my d**k now?

Stranger: no, i really think u should wait a little longer

Stranger: until u get a little bigger

You: why?

You: im horny now !

You: i lied

You: i have a black d**k

You: its 7 inches

Stranger: never had one of those

Stranger: dont think i ever will

You: a black d**k?

You: why not ?

You: you racist?

Stranger: no i'm not but i dont fancy blacks for some reason

You: neither do i

You: i dont blame ya

Stranger: except obama - he is cool

You: im half black tho

You: just got a black d**k

Lefein
04-03-2009, 18:48
OMG I have a new addiction =D

SharkOutofWater
04-03-2009, 18:54
This sounded more fun then it actually was..... :(

Lefein
04-03-2009, 18:55
Start a conversation with "Buttery delicious poop." and see what kind of reaction you get

Dave-The-Rave
04-03-2009, 19:09
Start a conversation with "Buttery delicious poop." and see what kind of reaction you get

You: Buttery delicious poop

Stranger: lol

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: weird

You: Yep

You: True too

------

You: Buttery delicious poop

Stranger: paper or plastic

You: poop

Stranger: plastic poop rulez

You: yep

Stranger: long stretchy poop

You: diarrhea

Stranger: corn enhanced poop

Stranger: yum

You: genetically mutated country singer poop

Stranger: ok cut the ****!wus up

You: Buttery delicious poop

You: The sky is up

-------

You: Buttery delicious poop

Stranger: Yo

You: Buttery delicious poop

Stranger: Lemony semen ropes?

You: You are correct

You: First one this week

You: Congratulations, you win a spatula

Stranger: Such an easy one though!

Stranger: Oh, damn, I was hoping for chopsticks,.

Stranger: Or a mongoose.

Stranger: Can the spatula do anything?

You: How about a Spork? Everyone likes sporks

You: It's a time traveling spatula

Stranger: Oooh.... that could be useful. Can I use it to kill off all rhinos?

You: It's yours, you can do what you want

Stranger: Nice nice.

Stranger: When's the next contest?

You: Good luck sailor...

Lefein
04-03-2009, 19:24
Lmfao!

Go figure, my first go with this service and i meet a real nice girl from Wales my age..

The internet is a dangerous place

Sektor
04-03-2009, 20:20
Why is this so addictive? :suspect:

Sventax
04-03-2009, 20:32
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: mmm

You: hmmmm

You: hmm hmm

Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stranger: hi

You: this sucks

Stranger: i know

You: what the hell is this

Stranger: a chat

You: is it for strangers?

Stranger: well yeah cause i dont know you and you dont know me

You: then this is the right place

Stranger: so we're strangers

You: hello stranger

Stranger: hello to you too stranger

You: this is a weird chat...so strange

You: there are 4007 strangers here

You: and to whom am I chatting now? stranger 1 or 5?

Stranger: how should i know?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MATRIX 2
04-12-2009, 04:13
c'mon guys, we can't let this thread die. <br />
<br />
I found a good site with several snippets: <br />
<br />
http://omegle.tumblr.com/ <br />
<br />
ex: <br />
<br />
<br />
* Connecting to server...

1Two3
04-12-2009, 20:38
HAHAH This is hilarious! Here's one of my convos. lol If not appropiate then please remove! A little lengthy but worth the read! lol This site is addicting!

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I love you

Stranger: and i love you.

You: Awww

Stranger: hug?

You: please?

Stranger: are you hugging your screen right now?

Stranger: i am

You: I'm doing more than hugging

You: I freakin love you

You: Marriage?

Stranger: oh you've got me going now

Stranger: yes please.

Stranger: i jizzed a lil'

You: no way!

You: same here

Stranger: yeah, sorry

You: It happens

Stranger: ooh that's alright then

You: Yep

Stranger: actually to tell the truth...

Stranger: i jizzed a lot.

Stranger: i think i need a mop.

You: Damn... you bested me

Stranger: you got a mop?

You: Thats okay. just drink it?

You: Its healthy!

Stranger: oh that's a good idea

You: "Thats what she said"

Stranger: or i could donate it to a sperm bank

You: Yeah...Yeah!

You: God I love you!

Stranger: i love you too.

You: I'm a 124 year old virgin; help me?

Stranger: oh let me take away your purity right here, right now

You: Please do!

Stranger: done.

You: Ahhh....

Stranger: it was good wasn't it?

You: Feel like im 70 all over again

Stranger: i have that affect on people yes

You: You sure do!

You: Thanks a lot for your help

Stranger: anytime

You: Just one more time mkay?

You: please?

Stranger: oh yeah course

Stranger: anything for you baby cakes

You: Ahhh....

You: whew I'm getting younger!

Stranger: well you know

Stranger: my jizz works wonders

You: Can't argue with the results

Stranger: i bet you can't

You: Choke me?

Stranger: why not

Stranger: i'd do anything for you dear

You: Wow....mmhhmmm

Stranger: good huh?

You: Delicious!

You: One of a kind

You: Care to show me the video later?

Stranger: oh definatly

Stranger: we can do it again whislt we watch?

You: Sure thing!

You: Great idea!

Stranger: it is

Stranger: i love you.

You: I'm so relieved I'm not a 124 year old virgin!

You: I FREAKIN love you

Stranger: oh that's ok you can pay me back with the good lovin'

You: Will do

You: I think its time for me to move on....

Stranger: yes me too

Stranger: never forget,

Stranger: i love you.

You: Never

You: ; )

Stranger: :D

Stranger: see ya

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

One-Shot
04-12-2009, 21:55
Talk to strangers? As opposed to forums and chat rooms?

Mopey.
04-12-2009, 22:07
Talk to strangers? As opposed to forums and chat rooms?

It must be some black magic!

karbineftw
04-12-2009, 23:36
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I love you!
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: nice
You: hug?
Stranger: sure
You: everyone loves hugs
You: yay *HUG*
You: say it back!
Stranger: it back
Stranger: HAHA
You: your a clever one
You: chopsticks
You: you win
Stranger: you think?
You: can you love me?
You: like a brother
Stranger: depends on your tone of voice
You: its deep
You: like a tuba
Stranger: im scared now rofl
You: i love to play noted with it
You: notes*
You: meh
You: fail
You: Love me homes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: your quite a character
You: where are you from?
You: I'm on a boat righ tnow
You: with my sailors
You: would you like to see my seamen?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im from earth
You: well?
You: my seamen are hard workers
You: :L
You: i'm from your mother, like you
You: so techinally, we are brothers/sisters
You: your about as fun as my house door..

SnakeDevil
04-13-2009, 02:05
Talk to strangers? As opposed to forums and chat rooms?
In this forum strangers have an identity. On there, strangers truly are strangers.

SnakeDevil
04-13-2009, 02:06
yay random people...

and yay, they wont believe I am female!!!!!!!

will try it when I get home lol....
There are no girls on the internet.

berts08
05-26-2009, 14:25
Found this while surfing the net, it brings you to a chat room and connects you to a stranger for a chat.

Here is my chat

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi~
You: y
You: yo
Stranger: from?
You: mars u?
Stranger: wow
You: I am a spdier
Stranger: i from korea
You: spider*
You: I can fly
Stranger: you so cute
You: I have 6 fangs
Stranger: how old rae you?
You: 10000000000020000000000030000000000055555199 years old u?
Stranger: wow zzzzzz
Stranger: 19
You: stone??
Stranger: what?
You: are u fat?
Stranger: you know korea?
You: yeah
Stranger: no!
You: I can fly
Stranger: you so cool!
You: where r u from?
Stranger: KOREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: what did u just pop into this world?
Stranger: sorry i don't konw
You: lalalalalalala
Stranger: you know TVXQ?
You: some people say im sane lalala
You: yep
Stranger: you know!!!!!?
You: I know yes
Stranger: wow!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: where r u from?
Stranger: What feeling?
You: where r u from
You: ???
Stranger: Tell me how many times
You: 7
You: where r u from???
Stranger: KOREA
Stranger: KOREA
Stranger: KOREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: so how is japan?
Stranger: what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: have u ever been to japan?
Stranger: anger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: no
You: ohhhh I thought u said you were from japan, where r u from?
Stranger: KOREA!
Stranger: you know korea!
You: oh korea?
Stranger: south korea
You: ah beside england?
Stranger: KOREAKOREAKOREA!!!!!!!!
Stranger: yes
You: cool
Stranger: nonono
Stranger: japan beside!
Stranger: you know?
You: hey did you let any missiles off?
You: are you trying to kill me?
Stranger: what,,,,,,,,
You: you testing nukes???
Stranger: no
Stranger: it is north korea
Stranger: i am south korea
You: I have three testicals
You: I like to juggle
Stranger: i like listen to music
You: burppppppppp
You: who cares?
Stranger: you know BOA>
Stranger: ?
You: yep
Stranger: wow
You: mom
Stranger: mom?
You: mama
You: mummy
You: *****
Stranger: what.?
Stranger: singer!
You: My mummy told me not to talk to strangers especially if they live in japan
You have disconnected.

Post your conversations with a stranger and remember its just for fun.

Link http://omegle.com/ (http://www.scenetorrents.org/out.php?url=http://omegle.com/)

SamuraiClarke
05-26-2009, 14:33
:lol:

That actually made me laugh.. :lol:

SpyroViper
05-26-2009, 14:50
OMFG!

That is genius! That poor guy, Koreans do say 'You Know?' a lot don't they lol!

And if you live in Korea, why even bother saying South Korea, because it isn't going to be North Korea because they aren't allowed the internet!

boogernose
05-26-2009, 15:25
I love these random chats. Here's mine:

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You have disconnected.

V3nom
05-26-2009, 15:28
Sooooooo doing this when I get home :snicker

SpyroViper
05-26-2009, 15:30
Me too!

This is almost as good as the pretend your a girl on a chatroom thread!

DaveNI1979
05-26-2009, 15:47
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: howdy

Stranger: fin

Stranger: china

You: really?

Stranger: 让我们说国语吧

You: uk here

Stranger: ok

Stranger: united kingdom

Stranger: i love it

You: yeah, northern ireland

You: is were i live

Stranger: whereis londom

Stranger: there

Stranger: next olympic

You: london is about 400mile from me. it is in england

Stranger: games

Stranger: oooooo

Stranger: i c

Stranger: david

You: ?

Stranger: Baker

Stranger: ham

You: china people eat dogs and cats

Stranger: the famous football player

Stranger: nonono

You: david beckham

Stranger: ya

You: do you like china

Stranger: Why do foreigners always say that Chinese people eat small animals?

Stranger: yas i love china

You: that is what we hear

You: and they eat fetus from dead babies

Stranger: yas

Stranger: axturly

You: that is gross

Stranger: that province named guangdong

You: so how is the weather today in china land?

Stranger: we heard u eat cow?

You: yeah we eat cow everyday. it is called burgers

Stranger: china is very large

Stranger: hambegers

You: but fat americans eat more cow than uk

Stranger: ya

Stranger: and chips

You: uk fish and chips is the best

Stranger: i heard cabbage is dear there

Stranger: yas

Stranger: i like fish

You: cabbage? it is 10 pound, very cheap

i ended it there, good fun that lol

SpyroViper
05-26-2009, 15:54
I loved the "You: but fat americans eat more cow than uk

Stranger: ya

Stranger: and chips"

Fantastic!

DaveNI1979
05-26-2009, 15:59
when he typed in david i was kinda freaked out cause I thought he knew my name lol

Kael
05-26-2009, 16:21
aahhahahhhahahaha my first attempt:

You: o hai guise
Stranger: **** you?
You: why not.
You: no, wait, sry
You: can't
You: i'm on ur mom in 5 mins
Stranger: siktirgit
Stranger: ananı
Stranger: sağznda
Stranger: dur
Stranger: orospu

And then the guy disconnected :(

SpyroViper
05-26-2009, 16:30
Hahaha!

I have no idea what that means but it's still funny!

Kael
05-26-2009, 16:41
Oh, it gets even better this time !

Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: you like japan?
You: not really, why ? u japanese ?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why you say no?
You: i find some of ur girls attractive, if that's any conforting. but otherwise, i find that place stranger than a german gangbang bar.
Stranger: we no do mix races with german
Stranger: you german?
You: oh, so you're also racist, NICE !
You: no, lol.
You: oh lawd, this is funny.
Stranger: you like japanes girl?
You: some of them, not rly into asian chicks.
Stranger: good, sorry we no mix with round eye
You: ahhahahahaahahahha

SpyroViper
05-26-2009, 16:54
Round eye!

I LOVE IT! I've never heard that term before lol!

ozman79
05-26-2009, 19:05
One I did for a laugh that I reckon only the UKers will get...

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: psst..
Stranger: huh?
You: psst..
Stranger: what?
You: psst..
Stranger: WHAT?!!!
You: you ain't seen me, right

You have disconnected.

V3nom
05-26-2009, 19:43
You: hi

Stranger: kedim nerde

You: jog on?

:snicker

Pez_555
05-26-2009, 19:48
One I did for a laugh that I reckon only the UKers will get...

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: psst..
Stranger: huh?
You: psst..
Stranger: what?
You: psst..
Stranger: WHAT?!!!
You: you ain't seen me, right

You have disconnected.

lol nice love the fast show.

V3nom
05-26-2009, 19:51
Stranger: punk/ska/reggae?

You: mum?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: dinner time, darling

You: mum?

You: mommy?

You: mommy?

You: mama?

You: mama?

You: ma?

You: ma?

You: mom?

You: mom?

Stranger: WHAT?!?!!

You: hi, ahehehehhehehehehe

Stranger: haha

EDIT:

+Rep if you know what that's from(ish)

ozman79
05-26-2009, 20:01
lol nice love the fast show.

Aye, the fast show is quality. :D

Astonlover
05-26-2009, 20:28
You: Hi

Stranger: dur dur dur dur dur?

You: what

Stranger: ha sry

Stranger: my friens

Stranger: yes i said frens

Stranger: now i dont like the letter i

You: lol your a la bit odd

Stranger: i like but sex

Stranger: sexy can i?

You: Okay..

You: no

Stranger: YES

You: no!

You: Im a kid you sicko

I burst out laughing.

impjim
05-26-2009, 21:53
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hey there

Stranger: what shall we talk about?

Stranger: i vote crayons

You: YES!

You: Crayons are good

Stranger: they really are. and they taste so nice

Stranger: especially the red ones

You: I like to stick them up me nose. but eating them is good to I guess

Stranger: there both good. and sumtimes on a really special occasion i put them up my bum

You: please tell me your not male

Stranger: umm no

You: lol

Stranger: are you

You: so you are male? or you aint male? im confused

Stranger: me too. i think all those crayons in my bum have fried my brain

You: I dont think it works like that

You: the bum and the brain arent next to each other ya knoe

Stranger: see what i mean

You: omg yes

You: wow thats weird

Stranger: i know

Stranger: i totally creeped out right now

You: me too....

Stranger: what do we do

You: Im going to talk to someone else no.. enjoy life

You have disconnected.


twas pretty funny

Zooey_Deschanel
05-26-2009, 21:54
Very interesting lol

squirrelbo1
05-26-2009, 21:58
This is spreading all over the internet. Lol. There's a 13 page GAF thread about that site
yep i think ive got another one lol

You: hi
Stranger: My computer started going sort of crazy almost a month ago.
You: lol thats pc's for you
Stranger: no, not like a virus, it just seems to act as it had a mind on its own, following my emotions or wishes.
You: looooooooooooool wtf
Stranger: last week was a peak, i just found out that some idiot banged my girlfriend and she blamed me because i couldn't go to the party.
Stranger: i got back to my apartment and discovered that my laptop was on, while i left it on hybernate....
Stranger: as i get near the screen, it begins to fire up the browser and get to ****ty social networks, all by itself. in the end, it logged in as he knew who was my anger directed to, and took out both jerks account, filling em with crap, posting naked pictures of my girlfriend that i had stored in my hard drive.
Stranger: it was awesome, at first. it grew worse and i discovered that not only my computer but also msot devices are following my instincts and emotions.
Stranger: my emotions made bulbs flash or even explode, or shut down lights even if the switch was still closed.
You: thats because you are a computer
Stranger: yesterday i saw my ex-girlfriend with another random idiot she dates to make me jealous. i usually don't call it on this sort of things, but this time was different. it was one of my old friends, some ********* from university
Stranger: they both got hit by a lightning originated from the traffic lights.
yes, i wanted to kill em. not for real, but to do as much harm as i could without killing em. make em suffer, just to teach them to not act like they did, challenging my patience, scratching my nerves.
You: but they are dead now ?
Stranger: i don't really know what happened to them, i left as fast as i could, i ran like a 5 years old because i had fear. fear of what i did.


UPDATE: ok now hes talking about going on a killing spree lol


had a fairly normal convo with a guy from Belgium and then this person (i can read minds lol)

You: hiu

Stranger: hi

You: hi*

Stranger: asl

Stranger: are you famele

You: no

You: male

You: *stranger leaves convo*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

no1kevlin
05-26-2009, 23:42
Here was mine from my first go a minute ago!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: pi?

You: 3.14

Stranger: chu....

You: you missed out ka!

Stranger: pi pi ka chu pi ka!

You: Go ABRA!!

Stranger: ****....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BringingHeat
05-28-2009, 02:29
+Rep if you know what that's from(ish)

Family Guy. haha I love that show.
I just had like 30 min conversation with someone about the most random stuff. Love that site.

mickice
05-28-2009, 02:33
I chatted to someone who I then insulted and he/she disconnected right away. :lol:

SnowHawk
05-28-2009, 03:06
you got to love e-thugs on this thing. :lol:

Sir_Scud
05-28-2009, 04:05
Stranger: punk/ska/reggae?

You: mum?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: dinner time, darling

You: mum?

You: mommy?

You: mommy?

You: mama?

You: mama?

You: ma?

You: ma?

You: mom?

You: mom?

Stranger: WHAT?!?!!

You: hi, ahehehehhehehehehe

Stranger: haha

EDIT:

+Rep if you know what that's from(ish)

Haha that's funny. That was funny on family guy. That guy probably had no idea what you were doing.

Tenacious_B
05-29-2009, 06:14
this should be moved to forum games so it's easy to find :)

Endless_Echo
05-29-2009, 06:31
yay random people...

and yay, they wont believe I am female!!!!!!!

will try it when I get home lol....

Can't blame them :snicker

Tenacious_B
05-29-2009, 07:02
Stranger: my parents have donkeys

Stranger: no ****

You: O_O

Stranger: 3 horses and 2 donkeys

Stranger: 8 dogs

You: this is where i DRAW the line missy

Stranger: 2 goats

Stranger: and they run scared

You: 3 horses, 2 donkeys, 8 dogs, 2 goats, one stranger and one cup

Stranger: wow

Stranger: you went there

You: oh i went there

ex nihilo7
05-29-2009, 07:54
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl?

You: anyang!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: are you a female?

You: no

You: you?

Stranger: me either

You: thats cool I guess

Stranger: do you like my ****?

You: no me gusta

then disconnected. What the heck?

Tenacious_B
05-29-2009, 17:22
Visit www.omegle.com and paste your random coversations here :D

You: welcome to brookhaven village

Stranger: hello dear stranger

You: there is a clearing to your left

Stranger: so what is this brookhaven?

You: to the right is a forest

You: which way would you like to proceed

Stranger: straight

Stranger: this game is kinda slow

You: you have come to a dead end, laying around you are the body parts of those who have traversed before you

You: would you like to go left or right

Stranger: i turn around and go to left

You: you have come to a clearing, michael jackson is standing there and offers you a pass if you can guess one of the 5 passwords

Stranger: i´ll try

Stranger: baby boy?

You: EeeeHeee, close enough says Micheal as he grabs his crotch and opens the gate

Stranger: this is getting disturbing, i´ll quit the game

Stranger: so thanks and bye

SamuraiClarke
05-29-2009, 17:24
:lol:

OMG!! :lol:

AnotherRandom
05-29-2009, 17:59
There is an omegle thread at least once a week...

Tenacious_B
05-29-2009, 19:05
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: welcome to neverland ranch, please enjoy your stay. Eeeeeheee Shamonuh

Stranger: shalom

You: XD

Stranger: how are you?

You: *does the moonwalk*

Stranger: like as mic. jackson?

Stranger: where is the neverland?

Stranger: is it curt cobains?

You: Eeeeeheeee

You: he's here too

You: do you like the smell?

Stranger: yep

Stranger: smells like thin ssprit hu?

Stranger: or teen

You: Eeeeeeheeee

Stranger: O dont know

You: smells like little boys Shamonuh

Stranger: ahahahaha

Stranger: great joke

Astonlover
05-29-2009, 19:43
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: you are brazilian ?

You: No but I like it well shaven

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or save this log (http://omegle.com/#) or send us feedback (http://omegle.com/feedback).
Lol

ProStréétMan!
05-29-2009, 20:57
You: yo

Stranger: hi

You: whats your name

Stranger: brenda

Stranger: urs?

You: no it isnt your name isnt brenda ive just decided

Stranger: does t matter?

You: yeah because you didnt tell me your real name

You: and i feel unconfatable

Your conversational partner has disconnected




Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey there!


You: hey bellend

Stranger: what's bellend? :(

Stranger: :)

You: its your face

Stranger: hmm okay!

Stranger: didn't make much sense but :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

bubano
05-29-2009, 21:27
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi Dandy!
Stranger: heeeyy
Stranger: dandy?
You: you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mustard
05-30-2009, 16:25
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi:)
Stranger: asl?
You: You want see picture of me?
You: fit 18yr f
You: boston
Stranger: yeah!
You: .......................................... ........................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
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.................................................. .............................'|::::: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................|::::: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--never Gonna
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----give You Up!
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Picture copied onto this site weird but you get the picture (literally I hope)

ProStréétMan!
05-31-2009, 09:53
im having a huge confo at the moment i will post after i give him some beatings


check this out sorry i had to steal that guy of yours:lol:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HEY

Stranger: HEY

Stranger: this website is flawed

You: whant to see a picture of me

Stranger: last 5 people i tried chatting to

Stranger: disconnected immediately

Stranger: i'm feeling super rejected right now :(

You: lol so do you eant to

You: .......................................... ........................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
.................................................. ..................................,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-,
.................................................. .............................,~''::::::::',::::::: ::::::::::::',
.................................................. .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':}
.................................................. .............................'|::::: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................|::::: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--never Gonna
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----give You Up!
.................................................. ............................,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'
.................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|
.................................................. .............__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__
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You: its me!1

Stranger: haha

Stranger: nice

Stranger: ok, u redeemed this website for me

Stranger: :D

You: wh00000000000000

You: im a genious

You: do you have a playstation 3

Stranger: now, if u have any keyboard cat ascii art, i'd give u a star

Stranger: and yes

Stranger: i do

You: what games you got?

Stranger: errr. god, i havn't played a game on that in awhile

Stranger: use it mostly as a bluray player

Stranger: but prolly rockband2

Stranger: was the last

You: oh i play mine alot

Stranger: which games recently?

Stranger: oh man, i could totally go for a pizza right now

Stranger: damn! if only I had some pizza

Stranger: you best be compiling the greatest list of PS3 titles ever

Stranger: i need to get some new games

You: my games are mainly shooting racing adventure

midnight club la
need for speed under cover
need for speed pro street
need for speed carbon
motorstorm
ridge racer 7
full auto 2
cod 5
resistance fall of man
resistance 2
resident evil 5
x-men wolverine
brothers in arms hells highway
formula 1 champions ships editon
DiRT
saints row 2


Stranger: omg u ARE!

You: i thinks thats all of them

You: oh yeah

Stranger: damn dude

You: sega mega drive ultimate colection

Stranger: hmm

You: killzone 2

Stranger: something tells me you would be one of the first ones to pick up a copy of GT5 when it comes out

You: nah probaly not i know people on forums that have tons of games like 1000's

You: GT5 is gunner rock!!

Stranger: yup, i got the prologue the day it came out

Stranger: love the series

You: i didnt bother buying that

Stranger: yea

Stranger: don't

You: ive got

Stranger: its not worth it

You: gt1
gt2
gt3
gt3 the other edition
gt4

Stranger: nice man

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 18

Stranger: can't be too young if you played GT1

Stranger: yea, thats young

Stranger: 25 here

You: kooooooooooolio

Stranger: i've gathered that most people on here

Stranger: are highschoolin it

You: what games do you play on here

You: i mean on os3

You: ps3

Stranger: ha

Stranger: in the past 3 months

You: let me repprase it

Stranger: rockband/grandtheftauto4/biglittleplanet

You: oh yeah i have little big planet

You: lol

Stranger: its kinda fun, def need other people to make it worth it

You: what games did you play online when you where playing games 3 months ago

Stranger: i don't think i.... no wait i take that back, I played a friend online in GTA4 a couple months back, first and only time i've ever done any online gameplay with the ps3

Stranger: just is so much more awkward than using the PC for gaming online

Stranger: if i wanna talk to people on my team/server

Stranger: gotta use some klunky onscreen keyboard, or just call em up on the phone

Stranger: annoying

Stranger: keyboards rock

Stranger: dude, i'd love to tell you ps3 online gamer tag, but I honestly don't even know it

You: OMG YOU BETTER GET BACK ON THE PS3 ITS SO EASIER NOW THEESE DAYS
AND YOU CAN GET KEYBORDS FOR THE PS3 ONE THAT CLIPS ON THE CONTROLLER
AND ONE THATS JUST LIKE A PC KEYBORD ITS MUCH BETTER NOW!!!!!

Stranger: thats how much I play on my ps3

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ur an excited one

You: no im a angry one that ur not playing your life

You: L?OOL

Stranger: haha, you should work in marketing for sony's playstation division

You: HEY PSU IF YOU READ THIS REMEMBER TO QUOTE THIS AND PUT LOL

You: I ALREADY DO DIDNT YOU KNOW

Stranger: u drunk man?

You: no your a drunk man ive just decided

Stranger: i did consume some delicious beer like beverages earlier.

You: well then... you are drunk i dont care if you only had a little bit and dont feel drunk i just decided you are drunk

Stranger: alright, you've succeeded in making me crack a smile twice

Stranger: totally worth it

You: :D

Stranger: but unfort, i need to get some sleep, gotta be up early to go wakeboarding tomorrow

You: ***punches in the face***

Stranger: u take that back!

You: ***rips of nuts***

Stranger: ok, now thats just uncalled for

You: ***puts them on ebay***

Stranger: ***buys some slightly used nuts on ebay***

You: ***decription says very small undropped ball sack***

Stranger: hahaa

Stranger: ok 3 times

You: *** gets chainsaw cuts him inhalf***

You: send it to the queens door in an envalope

Stranger: queens?

Stranger: u in UK?

You: runs to the starnger and says yes i am in the uk

You: ***gets shotgun shoots him in the head kills him runs away***

Stranger: ur a violent one

You: decides to disconect im

You: 5..

You: 4...

You: 3...

You: 2.

You: 1...

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO

Stranger: liar

You: boom chuka laka laka booooooooooooooooooooooooom bbbommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmboooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooom

Stranger: NBA JAM 99!

You: ha your dead buy you ****

Stranger: love u too schmookums

You: did i just say that im every so saorry *********s***

Stranger: no, i don't believe u did

Stranger: take luck man, peace

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Tenacious_B
06-02-2009, 23:15
Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: you come to a gate.... micheal jackson is standing there and refuses to let you pass unless you can guess one of the 5 passwords

Stranger: ...

Stranger: *****

Stranger: PEDO

Stranger: POOPER

Stranger: YOUNG

Stranger: NIPPLE

You: EeeeeHeeee screams micheal as he grabs his crotch and opens the gate

Stranger: I enter da party now.

You: inside you find the sodomized remains of 100 villagers, you come to a small girl who seems unharmed, why is this you wonder? do you comfort her or leave her

Stranger: SHE HAS ****ING AIDS

Stranger: amirite?

You: She started the fire that killed everyone. you escape unharmed

You: 72 virgins await you, would you like to open the door?

Stranger: No. I wanna pee.

You: good choice, as 72 male virgins cry out for you and dissapear

Stranger: lmao

You: you find a toilet, a tree, a fire hydrant, which do you use

Stranger: tree. do caterpillar go in my pooper?

You: indeed, you become infested with caterpillar larva and you will **** butterflies unless you find the antidote, who do you ask, obama, jesus, or cartman

Stranger: cartman. i give him chained jews in exchange. (do i has jocker jews in this game?)

You: very impressive as cartman has been implanted with an anal probe and knows how to release thingss from your ****ter, he tell you to fart.. it feels good

Stranger: he had anal stallite dude

Stranger: i knew it.

Stranger: i win.

You: you decide all this farting makes you want to sit, you get on the computer, do you get on myspace, facebook, ps3forums.com, 2girls1cup, or llama magazine

Stranger: 2girls1cup, do you even have to ask?

You: you sit in front of a webcam, fart into a cup and your **** covered butterflies fills it completely, do you mimic them and eat it?

Stranger: no. i feed my wat with it.

You: "searches for wat"

Stranger: vat

Stranger: cat

You: wat: a typical dinosaur with lasers

Stranger: yes indeed

Stranger: lookes somewhat like a cat

You: your catosaurus busts through your back fence shooting lasers and ****ting venomous butterflies everywhere, you notice the litterbox is full and the catosaurus is hungry again... he meows the he wants your pot pie.. what do you tell him

Stranger: I call cartman and buy some jews to feed my catosaurous cause i don't have any cat food. And hey, you won't trick me, Catosaurous don't speak human language.

You: cartman tells you that the kitty can't have you pot pie, the jews seem to satisfy catosaurus......

You: little did you know, your fiance turns out to be jewish............

You: do you try and stop catosaurus to save her?

Stranger: I scream: I'M JEW! and stard running

Stranger: catosaurus runs after me?

You: catosaurus chases you, you have 3 options *very important* do you run into the zoo, the grocery store, or church

Stranger: Gorcery Story. I buy cabbage.

Stranger: ...no cabbage?

You: catosaurus eats jews, not people food.... catosaurus swallows you whole, you hold onto the cabbage as you grab on his tonsils and drop it into his stomach.... with a groan catosaurusexplodes and blows your masturbation arm off..... thinking fast what do you grab, tampons, tape, or ShamWoW

Stranger: I grab my ****ing arm. u_u

You: you're bleeding out quickly....... you are starting to lose concsiousness.. what.. do ......you..... grab

You: you start to fade away having chose no answer and the virgins are appearing into view with their *****es hanging out.

eighty4roar
06-07-2009, 12:58
Everyone there disconnects when I tell 'em I'm 36.

Xraein
06-18-2009, 21:29
OMG that site is so messed up. I thought of posting this. xD


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: my god

You: oh

Stranger: oh!

You: What was under the bed?

Stranger: next to the body?

Stranger: or did you not know about that

You: OH ****!

Stranger: did you .....or i mean, do you know rich rodriguez

You: yes

Stranger: oh ****. thats a first

You: SO?@!

Stranger: PPB or FBB? im doing a survey

Stranger: (hint - dont pick the FBB)

You: how about FBI?

Stranger: similar

Stranger: i will add that to the survey

You: And CNN too..

Stranger: omegle is some serious ****

You: My point excatly

Stranger: thank you for not asking my a/s/l

Stranger: its really not important

You: It doesn't matter to me

Stranger: need a friend?

You: Nope. I need a parents

Stranger: a shoulder to cry on?

Stranger: 2 parents 1 cup.

You: And a head to rub.

Stranger: oh!

You: Yea!

Stranger: WOO!

You: BOO

Stranger: you dont drink coors light, right?

Stranger: i have a strange feeling about you

You: Feelings can be wrong yknow

Stranger: feeling is never wrong

Stranger: penetrating is what gets you in trouble

You: I perfer my brain

You: Thanks

Stranger: Cheers!

You: Cheese!

Stranger: cant think of anything clever to say

Stranger: damn

You: I beat you!

You: Yayness

Stranger: damn it. you are a 12 year old girl. i knew it

Stranger: i see chris hanson in my future. im out of here

You: Take Care Solider