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Jaeger
11-25-2010, 17:03
Watch the news to keep up with the news :3.
Well, that would be the logical way to do it so, naturally, Zoibie is going to keep as far away from that method as possible.

Zoibie
11-25-2010, 17:04
Well, that would be the logical way to do it so, naturally, Zoibie is going to keep as far away from that method as possible.

see above :/

Shaunyac
11-25-2010, 17:06
Why doesn't Zoibie just watch the news if you want to keep up with it... :S

VintageElise
11-25-2010, 17:07
I've added a few of you guys on FB. :)

Jaeg, I accepted earlier.

MedicDog
11-25-2010, 17:18
I know you added me, I was debating maybe not accepting :3.

VintageElise
11-25-2010, 17:21
:( Why?

Jaeger
11-25-2010, 17:23
You lied, it's still awaiting confirmation.

VintageElise
11-25-2010, 17:27
Hmm. Added you again.

Jaeger
11-25-2010, 17:32
I seeeeeeeeeeeeeee yoooooooooooooooou.

Wiggy_
11-25-2010, 17:45
Add me peepz! Search Leon Wiggy lol.

Jaeger
11-25-2010, 17:58
Added you.

Or at least I think it's you.

Wiggy_
11-25-2010, 17:59
2 guys wwith stupid hats on as profile pic? Il go see now lol.

Jaeger
11-25-2010, 18:09
Nah, was three lasses kissing each other.

Of course it was two guys in three hats.

Wiggy_
11-25-2010, 18:10
Nice. Link me? :) Hmm what film to watch tonight..

Jaeger
11-25-2010, 18:17
Protip: Make sure you read everything in my post...

Wiggy_
11-25-2010, 18:21
When did you become a magician? lol

VintageElise
11-25-2010, 18:23
Added you, Wiggy.

Wiggy_
11-25-2010, 18:35
I'l accept now pal.

welshfrankie
11-25-2010, 20:40
I added you Wiggy!

Got back from Birmingham a few hours ago. Long, tiring day -.-

Jaeger
11-25-2010, 20:43
Got back from Birmingham a few hours ago. Long, tiring day -.-
...wut? You dick, I was in Birmingham earlier, could've met for a swift pint.

That's two people who have been up Birmingham this week and forgot to mention anything, you and Devon Crush. Goddamnit, I really want to start meeting my online friends too.

welshfrankie
11-25-2010, 20:46
...wut? You dick, I was in Birmingham earlier, could've met for a swift pint.

That's two people who have been up Birmingham this week and forgot to mention anything, you and Devon Crush. Goddamnit, I really want to start meeting my online friends too.

I was at the hospital, think they'd have been a little pissed off with me if I snuck out for a cheeky pint :snicker

Jaeger
11-25-2010, 20:53
**** them, it's only the NHS.

Suley
11-25-2010, 21:10
Got an exam tomorrow and I've seen the paper :D

welshfrankie
11-25-2010, 21:11
It can't be an exam then. Just a test.

Jaeger
11-25-2010, 21:19
Yeah, exam papers are always kept under pretty tight security. I remember the exam for my BTEC National Diploma ICT course; they bought out the exams and they were all kept in locked boxes. Was pure lols.

Zoibie
11-25-2010, 21:34
Our mock exams used to just be past papers, and since the teachers had usually given out all of the other past papers, it wasn't hard to figure out which one it was and find the answers.

Jaeger
11-25-2010, 22:04
iM ****ED

smiggy
11-25-2010, 22:05
Sup?

Suley
11-25-2010, 22:10
It can't be an exam then. Just a test.

But it says the exam is valid until May 2011???

Jaeger
11-25-2010, 22:10
i think everthings sup

Wiggy_
11-25-2010, 22:42
I added you Wiggy!

Got back from Birmingham a few hours ago. Long, tiring day -.-

Accepted Franko :)

welshfrankie
11-25-2010, 22:46
Accepted Franko :)

xD

Wiggy_
11-25-2010, 22:47
I lol'd at that girl commenting on your status talkin about wales.

VintageElise
11-25-2010, 23:44
Fixed my car! Did I tell you it was broken? Meh, fixed it anyway!

Wiggy_
11-26-2010, 00:06
What was up with it? I'm going to watch Skyline, Chow!

smiggy
11-26-2010, 00:08
Ciao.

MedicDog
11-26-2010, 01:23
Newcastle tomorrow, I can't be arsed to trail up there x_x.

R3D D3V!L
11-26-2010, 11:25
What was up with it? I'm going to watch Skyline, Chow!

It's ****.

Wiggy_
11-26-2010, 11:32
True that. Pulling humans brains out? I lol'd anyway.

Jaeger
11-26-2010, 11:39
Posting from work, I am, naughty boy I are.

MedicDog
11-26-2010, 11:39
I wanted to see it, it looked good D:
Ah well, Dispicable Me DVDrip + Ross Noble today, good times at the wenches :).

Wiggy_
11-26-2010, 12:14
Dont bother m8.

welshfrankie
11-26-2010, 17:14
Left 4 dead 2, 6 copies @ £15 on Steam. Should I? 45 mins left :p

VintageElise
11-26-2010, 17:15
Can make quite a profit out of that :lol:

welshfrankie
11-26-2010, 17:19
I'd give them away cos I'm nice.

Shaunyac
11-26-2010, 17:20
Bought GT5

VintageElise
11-26-2010, 17:24
Am I the only one that doesn't have it? :(

MentallyCritical
11-26-2010, 17:26
i don't have it :D

welshfrankie
11-26-2010, 17:29
Nor me. I don't want it :p

VintageElise
11-26-2010, 17:30
I like to think of us as the cool ones.

Jaeger
11-26-2010, 17:32
I'm the coolest of all the cool people on Cooltopia, the coolest planet in the Coolumbia Galaxy.

gster
11-26-2010, 17:33
post exam gaming frenzy in 3 weeks :D

on the list:

- blops
- new vegas (about half way through it but i stopped playing for a few weeks)
- heavy rain (i know, im probably like the only guy who hasnt played this yet)
- and god of war III (already completed it, but its such a great game ill play it again)

VintageElise
11-26-2010, 17:34
I want to get round to finishing FFXIII. I like it.

squirrelbo1
11-26-2010, 17:40
Am I the only one that doesn't have it? :(

nope me neither.



also i cant believe you didnt add me man. i should be like first (ok well shaun- but after him)

VintageElise
11-26-2010, 17:50
You weren't posting when I adding people. :(

Jaeger
11-26-2010, 17:50
My new camera has just arrived. Expect photos later.

welshfrankie
11-26-2010, 17:55
New Steam deals in 5 minutes. Woo and yay!

VintageElise
11-26-2010, 17:57
I don't have anything to woo about.

Woo.

Jaeger
11-26-2010, 18:01
You can 'woo' for being sexy.

welshfrankie
11-26-2010, 18:07
New steam deals are kinda lame. Except Tropico 3 for £7. I want that :p

squirrelbo1
11-26-2010, 23:04
i would check steam deals out, but internet nazi's have stopped me from using any other web services other than basic browser.

Zoibie
11-27-2010, 00:55
Listening to the IGN UK podcast, they're letting slip some things I don't think they should. Capcom are apparently revealing a Resident Evil multiplayer game at the VGAs next month. Also seems highly likely that Uncharted 3 is being announced there too.

VintageElise
11-27-2010, 01:21
I stopped listening to them but just so you all remember...

THEY READ OUT MY LETTER/QUESTION ONCE.

I'm done.

Kyaw
11-27-2010, 01:25
Just watched Easy A.

Its gooooood.

smiggy
11-27-2010, 01:29
Just watched Easy A.

Its gooooood.

8)

Zoibie
11-27-2010, 01:41
8)

Fergus2k8
11-27-2010, 12:28
I want to get round to finishing FFXIII. I like it.

If you liked XIII then you'll love X

welshfrankie
11-27-2010, 12:48
I've been playing Tropico 3 all morning. It's great fun :snicker
I'm a total dick though. I basically just assassinate everyone that isn't going to vote for me :snicker

VintageElise
11-27-2010, 12:53
If you liked XIII then you'll love X

I have actually played it and really enjoyed it. It was too hard for me to finish though. :(

Jaeger
11-27-2010, 13:48
I stopped listening to them but just so you all remember...

THEY READ OUT MY LETTER/QUESTION ONCE.

I'm done.
Yeah, well, that's nothing. I was in Official Playstation Magazine's 'Top Facebook' comments. I apparently made a funny. Beat that, *****.

welshfrankie
11-27-2010, 13:59
Yeah, well, that's nothing. I was in Official Playstation Magazine's 'Top Facebook' comments. I apparently made a funny. Beat that, *****.

They once read my e-mail out on the GTFM Cardiff City phone in. Beat that ;)


I don't think that radio station even exists any more... :snicker. It was **** except that phone-in which was the don.

Jaeger
11-27-2010, 14:10
I had my name mentioned on Kerrang! radio. Was awesome.

squirrelbo1
11-27-2010, 14:11
i got a drawing i did into shoot magazine (monthly football magazine that used to have a very big readership) I also won a comp from there. got a pair of addidas preditors (like the first ever ones) a goal, a football and just some other stuff.

Jaeger
11-27-2010, 14:17
Basically, what it boils down to is this; we're all famous and far too good to be members on PSU. We should be given admin powers and access to a famous-people only forum which means just us.

MentallyCritical
11-27-2010, 14:19
you didn't get a orange though did you?

squirrelbo1
11-27-2010, 14:24
now i have steam, both xbox live and psn both appear to be steaming piles of ****.

let us embrace the latest member to see the light

Jaeger
11-27-2010, 14:34
Fankie!?

:lol:

Suley
11-27-2010, 14:37
Basically, what it boils down to is this; we're all famous and far too good to be members on PSU. We should be given admin powers and access to a famous-people only forum which means just us.

Tell me that when you get interviewed from ITV ;)

Jaeger
11-27-2010, 14:40
Tell me that when you get interviewed from ITV ;)
December 2nd. 6:30pm. ITV.

Fergus2k8
11-27-2010, 14:40
I have actually played it and really enjoyed it. It was too hard for me to finish though. :(

Finish it, best ending to a game ever in my opinion.

welshfrankie
11-27-2010, 14:49
Fankie!?

:lol:
No, really, all I ever play on my PS3 since I got my PC is FIFA 11. Sports games with the exception of FM are far superior on consoles but that's it.

Jaeger
11-27-2010, 14:54
I'm thinking of installing Guild Wars on my laptop.

VintageElise
11-27-2010, 15:07
Oh I forgot to mention, I was the DJ of Southampton radio for a good 10 minutes.

Also, I just watched Easy A. Good film.

Jaeger
11-27-2010, 15:25
Currently watching Zombieland. Is awesome.

welshfrankie
11-27-2010, 15:29
I'm going to play some more Tropico 3 while listening to the football on the radio :3 I love that game.

VintageElise
11-27-2010, 15:41
The word football should be banned from this thread.

Jaeger
11-27-2010, 15:44
You should be banned from this thread.

VintageElise
11-27-2010, 16:10
I can lock the thread. :)

MedicDog
11-27-2010, 17:03
Snow, EURGH, I'm snowwed in up Newcastle, no busses home D:
I hope I can get out tomorrow.

welshfrankie
11-27-2010, 17:14
I hate snow.

Suley
11-27-2010, 17:25
There is hardly any snow here :D But it's freezing :(

Jaeger
11-27-2010, 17:25
I'm stuck inside.

D:

Wiggy_
11-27-2010, 17:36
I dont have GT5 yet.. Last night was fun not long been in! Showerd and taxis almost here catch you fell's later :)

welshfrankie
11-27-2010, 17:58
Have a good night Wiggy!

Only 2 minutes left till new Steam deals. Woo and yay.

EDIT:
BLASFHALWEFKJAWRT I paid £15 for L4D2 yesterday and it's £3 today :bang:
Well, I did technically get 6 copies. If I use one for myself and sell the other 5 to friends for £3 each... :D

Jaeger
11-27-2010, 18:02
Frank, you know how you're one of my best mates?

squirrelbo1
11-27-2010, 22:30
l4d2 for £3 **** YEAH

VintageElise
11-27-2010, 22:32
I don't have enough friends to enjoy L4D :(

smiggy
11-27-2010, 22:36
Play with us Vintage :)

I was going to type something witty here... couldn't think of something

squirrelbo1
11-27-2010, 22:43
ill play with you guys ;)

Shaunyac
11-27-2010, 22:45
Also just bought L4D2

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 00:12
Have a good night Wiggy!

Only 2 minutes left till new Steam deals. Woo and yay.

EDIT:
BLASFHALWEFKJAWRT I paid £15 for L4D2 yesterday and it's £3 today :bang:
Well, I did technically get 6 copies. If I use one for myself and sell the other 5 to friends for £3 each... :D

Cheers franko! Wasnt that good like.. Early night I guess.

Arkano6
11-28-2010, 01:39
BLASFHALWEFKJAWRT I paid £15 for L4D2 yesterday and it's £3 today :bang:
Well, I did technically get 6 copies. If I use one for myself and sell the other 5 to friends for £3 each... :D

I've got dibs on playing L4D2 with you.

I also have L4D1 that I haven't bothered to DL and install yet :lol:.

Kyaw
11-28-2010, 01:46
Dibs on playing with both Arkano and Frankie! :snicker

smiggy
11-28-2010, 01:47
I guess ill be your 4th?

Kyaw
11-28-2010, 01:50
I guess ill be your 4th?

indeed.

smiggy
11-28-2010, 01:51
Most indeededly.

http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/f9/57/00115015.0001.gif

Kyaw
11-28-2010, 01:56
When?

smiggy
11-28-2010, 02:00
Im tied up tomorrow untill 5PM ish, after that is cool by me.

Arkano6
11-28-2010, 02:03
Im tied up tomorrow untill 5PM ish, after that is cool by me.

You're too scared to race with 15 other people online, but you're game to run headfirst into a horde of flesh-eating zombies?

Something is very wrong here.

Kyaw
11-28-2010, 02:06
I'm fine with any time.

Around 8PM should be fine for me because i want to play it after dinner.
Dont want to have to quit for dinner.

smiggy
11-28-2010, 02:19
You're too scared to race with 15 other people online, but you're game to run headfirst into a horde of flesh-eating zombies?

Something is very wrong here.

Murdering a ****-ton of zombies before getting my *** kicked is more fun than being bumped off the track and rejoining in 16th without a prayer of winning ;)

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 08:41
Off to see Anna-Lily for the day, woohoo!

gster
11-28-2010, 10:47
im going to watch "a serbian film" now. its meant to be grim, like really really sick. even worse than salo :O

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 10:51
If you're into rape, you'll love it.

gster
11-28-2010, 11:33
only had my twitter account for 3-4 days and ive already deleted it :lol:

welshfrankie
11-28-2010, 12:21
I'm fine with any time.

Around 8PM should be fine for me because i want to play it after dinner.
Dont want to have to quit for dinner.

I've got ****-tons of work to do today. I may be on but some time in the evening/night. If not we shall play another night!


only had my twitter account for 3-4 days and ive already deleted it :lol:

I had it for ages, never used it then randomly got into it. I'm now on there all the time :snicker

VintageElise
11-28-2010, 12:22
Right, time to actually do some work today!

Suley
11-28-2010, 12:29
Need some help with my hwk.. I'm writing about teenagers and what problems they may have. Anyone got any problems???

smiggy
11-28-2010, 12:37
Drugs.
Peer pressure.
Pregnancy.

Come on there's loads ;)

Suley
11-28-2010, 12:39
Drugs.
Peer pressure.
Pregnancy.

Come on there's loads ;)

I know there's lots but I just can't think of any.. thanks.

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 12:41
Gangs?
Bullying?
There sexuality would be a good one :D

Jaeger, Are you out there?

Suley
11-28-2010, 12:44
Gangs?
Bullying?
There sexuality would be a good one :D

Jaeger, Are you out there?

Thanks.. definitely writing about sexuality.

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 13:04
no problem.

welshfrankie
11-28-2010, 13:08
Having a wrestling match with my phone, trying to change the Google account it's linked with. This is scarily difficult... -.-

Suley
11-28-2010, 13:10
What phone?

squirrelbo1
11-28-2010, 13:40
he has the htc desire

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 13:42
I want a new phone..

Suley
11-28-2010, 13:45
he has the htc desire

Nice phone.

Zoibie
11-28-2010, 14:50
I want a new phone..

Same, but all the good ones are so 'spensive :(

VintageElise
11-28-2010, 14:54
iPhone > everything.

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 14:57
I've been looking at the new iPhone probably get it after crimbo.

Zoibie
11-28-2010, 15:02
I don't have any iPhone... Game Dev Story is calling!

VintageElise
11-28-2010, 15:18
I don't have any iPhone... Game Dev Story is calling!

Simply amazing game.

welshfrankie
11-28-2010, 15:38
HTC Desire >>>>> iPhone.
And yes, I've owned both. The only thing iPhone does better is music (for which I have an iPod) and Facebook.

Zoibie
11-28-2010, 15:53
Hmm... I could just get an Ipod touch. Although, It's my understanding that the only way you can put music on it is to use Itunes, is that right? What's the battery like on an Iphone/Ipod touch?

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 15:57
Nope, I have a program called CopyTrans or something like that.. That works fine with touch..

Zoibie
11-28-2010, 16:00
But you can't just copy paste using Windows Explorer, no?

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 16:06
Dont think so :) Thought I;d share my conversation with my pal on facebook with you's..



Him
what u geting 4 xmas

Me
a dirty slut laid on my bed
playen with herself
u

Him
4:03pm
well im cuming to yors to play with yor present
hahahaaa

Me
fuken class m8 lol

R3D D3V!L
11-28-2010, 16:12
Hmm... I could just get an Ipod touch. Although, It's my understanding that the only way you can put music on it is to use Itunes, is that right? What's the battery like on an Iphone/Ipod touch?
And itunes is a pile of crap so I refuse to buy anything Apple related.

Suley
11-28-2010, 16:20
But you can't just copy paste using Windows Explorer, no?

Nope. You have to use iTunes which is awesome.
Hilarious conversation Wiggy. You mate is brilliant.

gster
11-28-2010, 16:40
if you have an iphone 4 and dont have RAGE HD app then you're either doing it wrong

such a hard game, but totally addictive

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 16:54
He sure is Suley lol. Just bought a Lorry intertuber. me and and a few pals are off the the hills sledging!! Let you all know how ti goes lol.

VintageElise
11-28-2010, 17:17
I've sent my UCAS application away...Yay.

I'm so bored I want to sleep though.

gster
11-28-2010, 17:28
i just nostalgia'd reading my uni personal statement. those were the days when it used to be a competition about who could fit the most complicated words in their statement :D

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 17:47
Gangs?
Bullying?
There sexuality would be a good one :D

Jaeger, Are you out there?
I am now, why?

I'm all depressed, though, so it better not be bad.

VintageElise
11-28-2010, 18:04
i just nostalgia'd reading my uni personal statement. those were the days when it used to be a competition about who could fit the most complicated words in their statement :D

That's exactly what I did but shhh. :lol:

gster
11-28-2010, 18:17
That's exactly what I did but shhh. :lol:

i also managed to fit in a lame joke about rocket science in relation to the fact that im applying for an aeronautics degree

im sure that must have worked, since i got in lol

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 18:31
Why do I feel so crap!?

smiggy
11-28-2010, 18:36
Why do I feel so crap!?

Do you have SAD?

welshfrankie
11-28-2010, 18:40
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p185/tabgobbler/feels-bad-man.jpg

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 18:41
Not to my knowledge. Only thing I can put it down to you is having such an awesome day with Anna-Lily and my ex and then having to return home with neither of them. As a couple of people on here already know through Facebook, I'm having all sorts of resurfacing emotions for my ex.

Shaunyac
11-28-2010, 18:56
HTC Desire HD > All

Also, considering going to bed soon, absolutely shattered.

squirrelbo1
11-28-2010, 19:01
Nope. You have to use iTunes which is awesome.
Hilarious conversation Wiggy. You mate is brilliant.

lol no its not

MentallyCritical
11-28-2010, 19:02
+1 to that.

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 19:04
The new iTunes is ****. The music I just downloaded is ****. The dinner I just ate was ****, as was the drink I had. In general, life is ****. And that's ****.

Shaunyac
11-28-2010, 19:04
+2

squirrelbo1
11-28-2010, 19:04
remember how we were saying about being famous. yeah well i just over took nick on all time thread replies. **** yeah

VintageElise
11-28-2010, 19:09
I'm 2nd highest poster. Want to beat Carl now. :lol:

Suley
11-28-2010, 19:23
lol no its not

Well.. **** you! I like it.

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 19:23
I'm 2nd highest poster. Want to beat Carl now. :lol:
You are aware that beating the biggest whore of all time is nigh-on impossible. He's like an STD, he just loves to get around. I should know.

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 20:47
Sledging was a blast! Standing up on the sledge going down a big hill is a no no! think Ive broke my arm lol.


I am now, why?

I'm all depressed, though, so it better not be bad.

I have yous signature done here, I wanted to know if you wanted any text on it but I put some on now so.. yeah I'l post it up now.

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 20:54
Awesome. I'll have a look.

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 20:55
It's up, I'l do some ava's later if you like the style and want them.

bfd_josh
11-28-2010, 21:04
anyone playing gt5, add me, im lonely

smiggy
11-28-2010, 21:07
anyone playing gt5, add me, im lonely

Been playing it pretty much non-stop :D

Just won the Veyron.

MedicDog
11-28-2010, 21:08
I'm still up at Newcastle.

Time for story time, the girlfriend was doing work, so I went and ran myself a bath, I was on the toilet and started playing with a box of matches that were behind me.
I blew it out before it burnt my finger, didn't think it was hot, opened my legs to drop it between them and into the loo.
It hit my wang and landed in the toilet, I have no idea why it was such a bad shot.

Now that doesn't sound bad, but when I say it went "Hisss" when it hit my willy that makes it slightly painful, now I have a small blister :(.

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 21:11
PSU Members in the wars tonight, Think I might need to go over the hospital lol.

smiggy
11-28-2010, 21:11
I'm still up at Newcastle.

Time for story time, the girlfriend was doing work, so I went and ran myself a bath, I was on the toilet and started playing with a box of matches that were behind me.
I blew it out before it burnt my finger, didn't think it was hot, opened my legs to drop it between them and into the loo.
It hit my wang and landed in the toilet, I have no idea why it was such a bad shot.

Now that doesn't sound bad, but when I say it went "Hisss" when it hit my willy that makes it slightly painful, now I have a small blister :(.

Does your GF know?







:lol:

MedicDog
11-28-2010, 21:12
Yeah, I ran down screaming like a little girl :'(.

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 21:13
I had to have a needle jabbed in crotch three times once. Man up, Matt.

Zoibie
11-28-2010, 21:15
Yeah, I ran down screaming like a little girl :'(.

Did she kiss it better? :snicker

MedicDog
11-28-2010, 21:15
But i'm not into genital mutilation like you are :(.


Did she kiss it better? :snicker

Nah, told me to go put it under a cold tap then laughed me out the room.

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 21:18
But i'm not into genital mutilation like you are.
I actually wish that were the case but, alas, it was a case of sex gone wrong.

welshfrankie
11-28-2010, 21:24
I'm still up at Newcastle.

Time for story time, the girlfriend was doing work, so I went and ran myself a bath, I was on the toilet and started playing with a box of matches that were behind me.
I blew it out before it burnt my finger, didn't think it was hot, opened my legs to drop it between them and into the loo.
It hit my wang and landed in the toilet, I have no idea why it was such a bad shot.

Now that doesn't sound bad, but when I say it went "Hisss" when it hit my willy that makes it slightly painful, now I have a small blister :(.

You tool.

bfd_josh
11-28-2010, 21:29
Been playing it pretty much non-stop :D

Just won the Veyron.

any good? ive played abit, just got to lvl 15, need to sort cars out sell/tune and crack on,

smiggy
11-28-2010, 21:35
any good? ive played abit, just got to lvl 15, need to sort cars out sell/tune and crack on,

In a straight yeah, anything else not really its just too heavy. My GTR and Mazda 787B are absolute monsters though :P

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 21:41
I was hoping someone would ask to hear my crotch injection story.

I leave disappointed.

bfd_josh
11-28-2010, 21:42
In a straight yeah, anything else not really its just too heavy. My GTR and Mazda 787B are absolute monsters though :P

:( jealous, you can lend me it? :)

smiggy
11-28-2010, 21:49
:( jealous, you can lend me it? :)

Yeah sure, its the stealth model so i hope it will let me. Whats your PSN?

welshfrankie
11-28-2010, 21:50
I was hoping someone would ask to hear my crotch injection story.

I leave disappointed.
What happened to your crotch good sir? :snicker

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 21:57
What happened to your crotch good sir? :snicker
It's funny but in a totally unfunny way. We had sex (and that was great, giggidy) but something didn't feel right after - down there, if you catch my drift. Thought nothing of it, went to sleep. Woke up with my crotch still in pain. Checked it out and, basically, something that was supposed to do something after sex didn't do it - cue me going to A&E with partner in hysterics to have a doctor jab me THREE times with a huge needle so he could fix it for me. Extremely painful.

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 22:00
Ouch!

bfd_josh
11-28-2010, 22:00
Yeah sure, its the stealth model so i hope it will let me. Whats your PSN?

sweeet, bfd_josh, ill be on around 11ish tv is hogged at the moment, im a celeb is ruining prime gt time

welshfrankie
11-28-2010, 22:07
It's funny but in a totally unfunny way. We had sex (and that was great, giggidy) but something didn't feel right after - down there, if you catch my drift. Thought nothing of it, went to sleep. Woke up with my crotch still in pain. Checked it out and, basically, something that was supposed to do something after sex didn't do it - cue me going to A&E with partner in hysterics to have a doctor jab me THREE times with a huge needle so he could fix it for me. Extremely painful.

Oh. :| Lovely


Trying to whore these poems for my English CW. I'm on poem 5 of 6. They're due tomorrow. I'm tired -.-

Fergus2k8
11-28-2010, 22:15
facebook's going crazy with all the people commenting on school day being closed or not tomorrow

Hope it is, have exams tomorrow and can't be arsed studying.

And hi

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 22:23
Oh. Lovely.
You did ask...

smiggy
11-28-2010, 22:28
You did ask...

So, what was wrong with your unit then?

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 22:34
So, what was wrong with your unit then?
I sh*t you not when the doctor said I actually ****ed my ex too hard that the foreskin retracted too far back for it to stretch back over. That's why it's funny in an unfunny way.

VintageElise
11-28-2010, 22:41
Having no foreskin FTW.

Ooo, that rhymed.

And I'm one of the people who can give a valid opinion on which is better because I've had sex with it and without it. It's like a super power.

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 22:42
I have no foreskin now, they said what they did was a temp. fix and I'd have to have an operation to have it removed.

bfd_josh
11-28-2010, 22:45
so you snapped your banjo string?....niccce

VintageElise
11-28-2010, 22:45
Welcome to the club.

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 22:46
so you snapped your banjo string?....niccce
Yeah, pretty much. I'm that big a beast in bed, y'see.


Welcome to the club.
It's a good club with so many benefits.

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 22:46
Got a new bird.. I give it 2/3 weeks max lol.

VintageElise
11-28-2010, 22:47
Yeah, pretty much. I'm that big a beast in bed, y'see.


It's a good club with so many benefits.

Agreed.


Got a new bird.. I give it 2/3 weeks max lol.

Wooo. I say 4. ;) Just to 1 up you.

bfd_josh
11-28-2010, 22:48
giver her some foreplay, get her dripping and it might not happen :)

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 22:52
Here's a bizarre request; I really need to get out of here for a few days/nights. So much shizz going on down here and it's really stressing me out. Would anyone be prepared to fix me up for a couple of nights or whatever? I'd be willing to pay and stuff, and I'd be happy to help out. Or is that too strange?

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 23:10
Agreed.



Wooo. I say 4. ;) Just to 1 up you.

Well see! :)

giver her some foreplay, get her dripping and it might not happen :)

Mate sex isnt the problem, Well it is but I get bored of the same girl and end up going finding another lol.


Here's a bizarre request; I really need to get out of here for a few days/nights. So much shizz going on down here and it's really stressing me out. Would anyone be prepared to fix me up for a couple of nights or whatever? I'd be willing to pay and stuff, and I'd be happy to help out. Or is that too strange?

I would but I'm in the middle of moving into my own flat and **** pal, Sorry.

bfd_josh
11-28-2010, 23:14
Mate sex isnt the problem, Well it is but I get bored of the same girl and end up going finding another lol.

haha, i thought you were saying 3weeks until your banjo string snaps :lol:

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 23:16
hahahaha! Already done that.. Bad times. I know people are thinking it so I'm gonna just chuck it out there (not literally, eww) I have a foreskin!! lol

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 23:19
Damn, I just need to get away for a bit.

Wiggy_
11-28-2010, 23:25
Finished your sig bro.

Jaeger
11-28-2010, 23:38
This night just keeps getting better and better.

Wiggy_
11-29-2010, 00:09
Do go on.

.RAID3N.
11-29-2010, 00:11
This night just keeps getting better and better.

Make it out to Colorado and I've got a spare room for ya :)

Jaeger
11-29-2010, 00:13
Well, I had a bit of a breakdown tonight. Can't get much better than that.

Knew I could count on you, Rai.

: (

Wiggy_
11-29-2010, 00:16
Got 2 rooms? :)

.RAID3N.
11-29-2010, 00:18
Nah, but it could fit 2. You kids could snuggle...

gster
11-29-2010, 00:19
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1273235/board/nest/172691603?d=172691603&p=1#172691603

lawl

Wiggy_
11-29-2010, 00:20
Nah, but it could fit 2. You kids could snuggle...

Fine by me!

smiggy
11-29-2010, 00:52
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1273235/board/nest/172691603?d=172691603&p=1#172691603

lawl

Bwaha. A 15 year old wow that's... wow. :lol:

squirrelbo1
11-29-2010, 00:59
steff, how is it like a super power ?


and i know somebody that ripped their forskin having a wank. (got it caught in a ring he had on his finger)

smiggy
11-29-2010, 01:04
steff, how is it like a super power ?


and i know somebody that ripped their forskin having a wank. (got it caught in a ring he had on his finger)

American Pie flashbacks....

Wiggy_
11-29-2010, 01:05
And on that bombshell, Goodnight!

squirrelbo1
11-29-2010, 01:11
just watched a documentary on peter mandleson, I actually kinda like the guy. he gets **** done.

Zoibie
11-29-2010, 01:31
just watched a documentary on peter mandleson, I actually kinda like the guy. he gets **** done.

It on Iplayer?

squirrelbo1
11-29-2010, 01:35
It on Iplayer?

dno watched it on bbc4 on quite late so im guessing it mite be a repeat.

Zoibie
11-29-2010, 01:49
dno watched it on bbc4 on quite late so im guessing it mite be a repeat.

should be on Iplayer then, even if it's a repeat. What was it called, searching Mandleson and Overlord of Darkness doesn't come up with anything :snicker

edit: found it, I'll give it a watch when I have an hour to spare

Arkano6
11-29-2010, 06:35
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1273235/board/nest/172691603?d=172691603&p=1#172691603

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1273235/board/thread/174482248

You just made my day.

If going to sleep at 12 isn't bad enough, not being able to sleep for 2 hours and having to get up at 6am makes it four times as worse...

Time to run today off 4 hours sleep.......:cry:

VintageElise
11-29-2010, 08:06
steff, how is it like a super power ?


and i know somebody that ripped their forskin having a wank. (got it caught in a ring he had on his finger)

No idea, but it's fun to say it is.

Fergus2k8
11-29-2010, 08:11
It's times like this when i really hate facebook, trying to find out whether we're off school or not and people keep going online and offline. Stupid glitchy chat

Jaeger
11-29-2010, 08:39
No work until 12. Really can't be bothered.

MedicDog
11-29-2010, 10:14
I think i'm stuck in Newcastle for another night :o.
Been here since friday.

Jaeger
11-29-2010, 10:32
Hour and a half until work. I really, really, really cannot be bothered.

Wiggy_
11-29-2010, 14:24
Phone up say you fell over on your doorstep :)

bfd_josh
11-29-2010, 14:28
hmmm, been on gt5 all day, best do something productive

MedicDog
11-29-2010, 14:54
I'm home, just yay! All the busses have started to cancel again.

Wiggy_
11-29-2010, 15:16
Same here we got it really heavy last night.

MedicDog
11-29-2010, 15:24
I know, my friends are from boro and they wouldn't shut up about it on fb.

Arkano6
11-29-2010, 15:29
Think yourself lucky. It rarely snows down here.

MedicDog
11-29-2010, 18:01
My laptop has been infected with a virus which is trying to get me to install fake virus scanners, it won't let me system restore or open task manager or control panel D:
Help?

Wiggy_
11-29-2010, 18:04
Do what I do..

Clench fist.. Punch screen. Jobs a good'un


Sorry probably isnt funnny... lol

MedicDog
11-29-2010, 18:04
Nah it isn't, I need to do assignments for uni -_-".

Wiggy_
11-29-2010, 18:06
You dont have security already? Download one and try get rid off it that way.

MedicDog
11-29-2010, 18:07
It won't let me install anything.

Wiggy_
11-29-2010, 18:08
Sorry dude I'm a noob with crap like that.

MedicDog
11-29-2010, 18:13
It's fine, scenereleases gave me it I think, eurgh.

Zoibie
11-29-2010, 18:19
restart the computer in safe mode with networking, then use/download whatever legit virus scanner you want

smiggy
11-29-2010, 18:19
Recover what you can and format.

welshfrankie
11-29-2010, 18:22
Tempted to get Metro 2033 off Steam for £5 & Dirt 2 for £4. Any thoughts?

MedicDog
11-29-2010, 18:23
Ive just ran a start up repair, time to hope for the best. (On ps3)
So far so good, loaded it up, can get accsess to system restore and task manager, the start up loader ran a system restore anyway, no pop ups yet -touch wood- can't beleive I deleted my pr0n stash though.

Jaeger
11-29-2010, 20:56
Why download porn when you can stream it?

MedicDog
11-29-2010, 21:13
Pic stash.

Suley
11-29-2010, 22:21
Why download porn when you can stream it?

You can download HD porn which is brilliant :D I should know since I have downloaded quite a few :lol:

Wiggy_
11-29-2010, 22:22
I'd rather watch a video :)

MedicDog
11-29-2010, 22:23
I do stream vids, but the pics were like "Damnnn she's nice" *saves*.

Jaeger
11-29-2010, 22:27
And so last night carries over on to tonight. Wonderful.

smiggy
11-29-2010, 22:32
Just spent £100 that i don't have on clothes i don't need. :)

VintageElise
11-29-2010, 22:34
I don't like HD porn, I'll get 10 minutes in, finish and then waste the rest trying to follow the story.

Jaeger
11-29-2010, 22:38
1. I still need a place to get away to. Anyone have a spare bed/sofa? I can pay.

2. I need someone to go see Funeral with. Any takers?

3. I need someone to kill me because I really can't be f*cked with all this hurt. Anyone?