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KyKelley
11-09-2006, 06:30
It looks like Jesus doesn't want me to have a PS3 either. Do not believe me, see the attached image below.




James,

I am Jesus with Best Buy Customer Care.

Thank you for contacting Best Buy about your interest in upgrading the
delivery service of your order.

Your recent order for the Sony-PlayStation 3 60GB System has been
canceled. We have not received any stock of this item and are unable to
fulfill all the orders. We are unable to tell when this item will become
available from our web site. You have been provided with a separate
email from us confirming the cancellation.

We will not be able to do the update you have requested. I apologize
for any inconvenience this may have caused you. We look forward to your
next visit to one of our stores or to www.BestBuy.com (http://www.bestbuy.com/).

Sincerely,

Jesus
Best Buy Customer Care Team

azz_kikr
11-09-2006, 06:31
ROFL! LOL! LMAO! oh man... lol.

HiX
11-09-2006, 06:32
Didn't know Jesus works for Best Buy. Who's the CEO? He must be GOD! LOL

azz_kikr
11-09-2006, 06:33
Didn't know Jesus works for Best Buy. Who's the CEO? He must be GOD! LOL

lol. man. this **** is pretty funny.

Lefein
11-09-2006, 06:34
If Jesus had a PS3, would he Pray Beyond?

THEREALNEXTGEN
11-09-2006, 06:35
I hope this is just made up because it is plain ridiculous. I just felt my intelligence sink to new lows as this forum continues to sink with this kind of material. Some of this stuff belongs in the general chit chat section.

SolidifiedPenguin
11-09-2006, 06:35
Haha. You guys DO know how to pronounce that in the latino form right?

*For those who dont - Its pronounced Hay-Zeus, its a common name.*

Dont mean to ruin the fun, but some people just need to know! before they say best buy is making fun of God or whatever.

EDIT* Like the guy above me =P

Zelmaz
11-09-2006, 06:37
If Jesus had a PS3, would he Pray Beyond?

omg lol this is great oh man i haven't laughed like that in a while thanx guys lol

THEREALNEXTGEN
11-09-2006, 06:37
Haha. You guys DO know how to pronounce that in the latino form right?

*For those who dont - Its pronounced Hay-Zeus, its a common name.*

Dont mean to ruin the fun, but some people just need to know! before they say best buy is making fun of God or whatever.

EDIT* Like the guy above me =P

Haha, I'm glad someone caught onto the fact it could be from a guy named Jesus- remember kids in Spanish J's are pronounced with an H sound.

LLAF
11-09-2006, 06:37
If Jesus had a PS3, would he Pray Beyond?
:? ok you deserved a funny face for that

Zelmaz
11-09-2006, 06:39
Haha, I'm glad someone caught onto the fact it could be from a guy named Jesus- remember kids in Spanish J's are pronounced with an H sound.

ya i know but lighten up a little bit man its pretty funny

Carsonal
11-09-2006, 06:40
If Jesus had a PS3, would he Pray Beyond?

Yes, with the Praystation.
His slogan would be, "this is living, then dying, then living again"

ttech10
11-09-2006, 06:41
HAHA that's great. Makes me not even care it's not in the General Chit Chat. At least this way it get's more views and more people can enjoy it.

KyKelley
11-09-2006, 06:42
I know how to pronouce his name but it is pretty funny gettting an email from Best Buy when you are still very emotional about the whole pre order situation and you start reading it, and it's from Jesus.

Freakin' hilarious! I was drinking a coca-cola and i spit it all over my monitor and that is when I knew I had to share the email with everyone.

THEREALNEXTGEN
11-09-2006, 06:45
ya i know but lighten up a little bit man its pretty funny

Oh I'm laughing at it, but I just stated earlier it might be moved or needs to be. I have no problem with it. I'm just trying to protect the integrity of the PS3Forums.

Zelmaz
11-09-2006, 06:47
I know how to pronouce his name but it is pretty funny gettting an email from Best Buy when you are still very emotional about the whole pre order situation and you start reading it, and it's from Jesus.

Freakin' hilarious! I was drinking a coca-cola and i spit it all over my monitor and that is when I knew I had to share the email with everyone.

dude i am glad u did, i have had a very bad day and all the jesus jokes really lightend my mood, like carsonal and lefien they had the best ones. i'm still laughing lol u made my day man thanx.


Oh I'm laughing at it, but I just stated earlier it might be moved or needs to be. I have no problem with it. I'm just trying to protect the integrity of the PS3Forums.

ya but i think we can kinda let this one go please :( lmao

noname0872
11-09-2006, 06:47
lol thats pretty funny...

We have a five word minimum - roosters93

HiX
11-09-2006, 06:49
Well, anybody in the right mind would know that his name is pronounced Hesus. It's just the novelty of the spelling that cracks ppl up. lol

Kyled_
11-09-2006, 06:51
jesus loves you
but not as much as he would love to have a ps3

m3_chris
11-09-2006, 07:19
That is awesome... best thing I seen posted here today.. hahaha

ThrillSeeker
11-09-2006, 07:26
HAAHAHAH that was goood. WOW. i cant stop laughing. lol

NFSPS3
11-09-2006, 07:27
its fate, you arent getting on that easy, he's gonna make you suffer and work for it...a.k.a. camping out

Nyarlathotep
11-09-2006, 07:31
LAWL! No really there is a guy names Jesus in the world? Like the Christian messiah!?!

Wow, its like he wasn't of hispanic descent of something.

LOWL, Hayzoos!

Crass
11-09-2006, 08:00
LOL dude thats pretty funny. made my day!

tkblingx2
11-09-2006, 08:02
HAHAHAHAHA this is by far the funniest thing posted on this forum regarding ps3s HAHAHA

spazchicken
11-09-2006, 08:20
http://www.geocities.com/spazchicken1/PS3_GOD.gif

I suppose that he loves you and the PS3

BlindSight
11-09-2006, 08:22
Jesus knows best. No ps3 for you.

_LoS_
11-09-2006, 08:38
you think jesus is online...i wonder what type of connection he is using! i wanna play him in Madden...i am almost sure he'll be the Saints! haaaaaaaaa:D

dark13phoenix27
11-09-2006, 08:44
OMG!!! freakin hilarious.... too bad for you though... Maybe Jesus wants you to wait for the ps3 so you can pay your car payment..lol..or um.. maybe buy your girlfriend that new necklace for Christmas...
:twisted: Satan's Response: Buy an Xbox360, leave it on overnight and wake up in Hell...mwahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Burn!!!!!!!!!!!!
:evil: OH..and don't buy a ps3 eithier. The less fanboys camping out, the more of a chance of me getting one. Hell, I'm having enough trouble getting one as it is!!! You know, little Hellboy would never forgive me if I came back empty handed. Devils need their PS3's as much as the next guy. :twisted:

Uncool
11-09-2006, 08:49
Approved by God because the "PS3, it's Kosher!"

liquidwater
11-09-2006, 08:55
lock this blasphemous thread. utterly pointless and wrong.

roosters93
11-09-2006, 08:59
Haha nice one. :)
Hall of Shame for sure.