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Tribunal
03-20-2006, 17:15
granted, but you draw a monster and it eats you.
I wish I was a ninja.
StrikeMaster Ice
03-20-2006, 19:13
Wish granted, but a lousy ninja.
I wish I have roadrunner instead of DSL.
hoverbike
03-20-2006, 21:25
Wish not granted, the reason is roadrunner is a company and DSL is a type of Internet connection :lol: .
I wish that I could go into a video game for real and play using the weapons and such.
WhatRuOn
03-20-2006, 21:27
Granted, however you die very quickly, and you are "tea-bagged" by a 12 yr-old.
Wish I knew what a hoverbike looked like.
StrikeMaster Ice
03-20-2006, 21:35
Wish granted, Hoverbike's face scare you to death. J/K :lol:
I wish WhatRuOn change his avatar back to Quagmire.
pacman326
03-20-2006, 21:43
Granted, but everyone has to ask themselves if they just got..., well you know what I mean.
I wish all my friends will not buy 360s and get PS3s so I have people to play with.
Tribunal
03-20-2006, 21:44
Wish Granted, and we love it so much that we died.
I wish everyone would laugh at your upper comment because it was hilarious.
WhatRuOn
03-20-2006, 21:44
Wish not granted, can't find the pic.
I wish I could find the pic.
pacman326
03-20-2006, 21:50
Granted, but, immeditly, your HDD dies.
I wish I had a Geico to bring me pie and chips.
StrikeMaster Ice
03-20-2006, 21:51
Wish granted, but you step on Geico while trying look for it.
I wish I have xbox360 now so that I can play Oblivion on it.
pacman326
03-20-2006, 21:53
Granted, but you get a blue screen of death because the dev left a piece of the original windows 98 code in the game.
I wish I could get some cookie crisp!
hoverbike
03-20-2006, 21:56
Granted, but you can't eat it until you beat the game Driv3r which is uber hard.
I wish that WhatRuOn would get "tea-bagged" by someone with a misfortune.
StrikeMaster Ice
03-20-2006, 21:57
Wish granted, but you choke while eating cookie crisp.
I wish I have money to buy a high-end PC.
WhatRuOn
03-20-2006, 21:58
Granted, eww.
I wish they took a shower first.
hoverbike
03-20-2006, 22:02
Granted, that shower is made up of Jedi Force.
I wish that Cookies were less hard.
Tribunal
03-20-2006, 22:31
Granted, but everytime you pick one up it falls apart, and you are forced to eat them up off the floor.
I wish I was a superhero!
AJJets107
03-20-2006, 22:37
Wish granted but nobody liked you and they killed you. I wish i was better at this.
SolidSnakeUS
03-20-2006, 23:00
Wish granted, but you have to give up a kidney to do so.
I wish I had a better paying job.
AJJets107
03-20-2006, 23:24
Wish granted but they payed you in fake money. I wish I had a thousand wishes.
hoverbike
03-21-2006, 00:02
Granted, but all those wishes must be on flooring and how dumb it is.
I wish that Time didn't go so fast!
SolidSnakeUS
03-21-2006, 00:28
Wish granted, but your internal clock gets completely screwed up and you go nuts.
I wish that the Flyers would win the Stanley Cup.
Tribunal
03-21-2006, 00:42
Wish Granted, but then they want more money and the team is let go never to play again.
I wish I had a freaking PS3!!
hoverbike
03-21-2006, 02:17
Wish not granted, it's not ready yet. I can't wait!!! :D
I wish that Deal or No Deal would rise the money amount to 5 million dollars.
pacman326
03-21-2006, 02:28
Granted, but they do it once, and the guy walk away with .01 dollars.
I wish I never lost my TV remote control.
hoverbike
03-21-2006, 02:40
Granted, you didn't, go look in your chair and/or the device you sit on during viewing of TV.
I wish that a bird flys down to Germany to sit in a tree and have laughing spells every 3 hours.
pacman326
03-21-2006, 02:51
Granted, but it is actually just a drug induced dream.
I wish my face wasn't so itchy after shaving (I am starting to run low on ideas :lol: )
hoverbike
03-21-2006, 02:55
Granted, but instead your face starts turning red and I mean really red!! :|
I wish that the Sky would send me a box of Subb's made of Carrot.
StrikeMaster Ice
03-21-2006, 07:24
Wish grant, but box of Subb is so big, it crash you when it land.
I wish Final Fantasy: Advent children came out today in U.S.
hoverbike
03-21-2006, 21:39
Granted, then Cloud is replaced by a girl's voice and Tifa is "The Rock" instead.
I wish that Bush would get kicked out of office right now, he hinted at a 2009 pull out of Iraq :evil: :evil: . This proves he is pure evil, killing more people.
Tribunal
03-21-2006, 21:43
uhh, wish not granted.
I wish it was easier to tell what kind of persons wish you were granting. That way you know whats funniest when replying.
hoverbike
03-21-2006, 22:58
Granted, but you forgot to grant a wish that saves humans lives.
I wish that eating fatty foods made you more healthy instead of sick.
SolidSnakeUS
03-22-2006, 00:49
Wish granted, but all the fatty foods taste like soy.
I wish that my college food didn't give me horrible smelling gas.
hoverbike
03-22-2006, 01:31
Granted, it smells like Barf instead.
I wish that Horrible smelling gas were much less common in everyday life.
Tribunal
03-22-2006, 03:56
Granted, but I but Solid Snake then disappears. (sad aren't ya?)
I wish people would except the fact that humans don't emit fresh cinnamon roll smelling gases.
hoverbike
03-22-2006, 04:03
Granted, but they ask the question of: Why is Poop brown? And we say, we don't know, ask a smart person.
I wish that the nose could be better at smelling different things like Food and people if they are trapped under snow during a accident.
SolidSnakeUS
03-22-2006, 04:12
Wish granted, but you get neutered to have the ability.
I wish that Tribunal would smell my college food farts.
hoverbike
03-22-2006, 04:42
Granted, however instead he wants to learn how to fart like you.
I wish that collage food farts were more common.
StrikeMaster Ice
03-22-2006, 06:26
Wish not granted.
I wish you guys stop talking about farting.
Wish not granted.
Fart, fart, fart, fart.. etc x 1000
Just kidding.. I wish I did extremely well in my upcoming exams.
StrikeMaster Ice
03-22-2006, 17:18
Wish granted, I hope you pass your upcoming exams.
I wish I Sony would reveal final PS3 controller design at GDC.
SolidSnakeUS
03-22-2006, 19:30
Wish granted, but it looks like yellow banana.
I wish that I'm not bored a lot.
hoverbike
03-22-2006, 21:01
Granted, you have the Internet and there is limitless things you can do on it. Just search or ask.
I wish that you can record dreams on a DVD or something, that would be cool. (from the brain)
SolidSnakeUS
03-22-2006, 21:42
Wish granted, but eventually the machine screws up and only inputs the phrase "omle du fromage" all night and that's all you can say the following day.
I wish that PS3 was nuclear powered.
hoverbike
03-22-2006, 21:49
Granted, but a child gets a hold of it and makes it blow up a 12 mile radius.
I wish that French specking people from Canada go to France and party there for 23 years.
Granted, but France invades Canada
i wish had the new tool album
hoverbike
03-22-2006, 23:07
Granted, but after you hear the songs on it, you eat lots of cakes that have 12000 cals.
I wish that I knew how does the media get information so fast?
StrikeMaster Ice
03-22-2006, 23:13
Wish granted, I wants to know too.
I wish to see all the videos that was show at GDC for PS3.
hoverbike
03-22-2006, 23:26
Granted, go search for them.
I wish that The NHC made Hurricane Katrina a CAT4 at 2nd landfall because they say it was a CAT3 which is nonsense due to the super low pressure (920 MB).
StrikeMaster Ice
03-23-2006, 01:07
Wish granted, I have to drive all the way to Austin because of that. I live in Houston.
I wish IGN have live feed of GDC.
hoverbike
03-23-2006, 03:20
Granted, the live feed is very low and you get 0.2 fps.
I wish that "Unanimous" would go on for 1 hour instead of 30 minutes.
BTW, your talking about Hurricane Rita StrikeMaster Ice instead of Katrina.
Ricokillercon
03-23-2006, 04:17
Granted, but a brick falls on you on your way home from work, causes you to no longer be able to store long term memories.
I wish for a cream cheese bagel.
Tribunal
03-23-2006, 04:21
Wish granted, but you choke on it and die. (w00t bringing it back!)
I wish I took the time to make more intelligent posts.
hoverbike
03-23-2006, 04:23
Granted, but a brick falls on you on your way home from work, causes you to no longer be able to store long term memories.
That's the out-come of my wish? Unanimous would go on for 1 hour and a brick falls on my head while I'm going home from work (yeah right) and I can't store long term memories? Classic.
Granted, the cream cheese bagel has popcorn on it and chocolate.
I wish that I could watch Unanimous again.
Ricokillercon
03-23-2006, 04:45
Granted, but a brick falls on you on your way home from work, causes you to no longer be able to store long term memories.
That's the out-come of my wish? Unanimous would go on for 1 hour and a brick falls on my head while I'm going home from work (yeah right) and I can't store long term memories? Classic.
Granted, the cream cheese bagel has popcorn on it and chocolate.
I wish that I could watch Unanimous again.
hey it was the best i could do....
Granted, your eyes bleed from watching the show for an hour.
I wish i could make a wish that would turn out bad
StrikeMaster Ice
03-23-2006, 05:24
Wish granted, but now everytime you make a wish, it away turn out bad.
I wish I shouldn't have never bought any PS3 controller icon from the shop.
Tribunal
03-23-2006, 13:38
Wish granted, but I was actually contemplating trying to buysome from you. But owell now I have one for cheaper.
I wish the :twisted: smiley looked better.
hoverbike
03-23-2006, 21:01
Granted, just ask the Admins to change it or have a vote on it. Another thing they could do is add another icon that will fit our needs.
I wish that I knew how to spell every word in the English language.
SolidSnakeUS
03-23-2006, 21:23
Wish granted, but you have to write constant 7 page reports one-after-the-other for the rest of your life.
I wish that some important people in the country weren't so stupid.
hoverbike
03-23-2006, 22:02
Granted, but people who have power often use it for evil or bad.
I wish that the judges on American Inventor were not so hard or dumb.
StrikeMaster Ice
03-25-2006, 19:39
Wish granted, all the judges are replace with American idol judges.
I wish Oblivion would port to PS3 when it launch in US.
hoverbike
03-26-2006, 01:58
Granted, what happens is all the radio songs from the radio go into the disc image and Oblivion becomes a game like Dragon Ball Z: Ulimate Battle 22 for the PS1.
I wish I could speak another language.
SolidSnakeUS
03-26-2006, 04:04
Wish granted, but the language you learn labels you as a terrorist.
I wish that bittorrent downloads were faster.
Ricokillercon
03-26-2006, 04:53
Wish granted, but you will have to kiss a lot of behind to get it that way
I wish i had a small tactical nuke
Tribunal
03-26-2006, 05:21
Wish Granted, you get it when you buy your PS3 ( :lol: ) but it blows up in your home.
I wish I spoke more fluent German.
Weil ich nicht sehr gut an bin es.
(Because I'm not very good at it)
Wish granted, but now you can only speak German and nothing else.
I wish that I don't have school on Monday.
MiThRaZoR
03-26-2006, 05:41
Wish granted, but you have to go on Saturday AND Sunday.
I wish I was off the banlist in Warcraft III.
Lp Chris XII
03-26-2006, 05:50
Granted, the game sucks anyway ;) j/k
I wish I had a bigger room.
I wish I had a bigger room.
Granted, but your room takes up so much space you'll have to walk for days to go front your PC to the TV.
I wish i could life forever with good health and lots of money.
hoverbike
03-26-2006, 07:40
Granted, but the world has many bad points to it you can't take it anymore.
I wish that FEMA would give money to people without Food or water.
AJJets107
03-29-2006, 02:57
Wish Granted but they gave them play money. I wish I can fly.
soldier one
03-29-2006, 03:03
granted but you were by a plane and were sucked into the jet engine.
i wish i had a wish next time. :lol:
AJJets107
03-29-2006, 03:07
Wish not Granted that doesn't make any sense.
soldier one
03-29-2006, 03:27
Wish not Granted that doesn't make any sense.
:lol:
wish granted you grew into a demon and were killed when the game doom came to life. :lol: creative wish there. :wink:
i wish you made a wish so i dont ned to make one up again.
StrikeMaster Ice
03-29-2006, 05:04
Wish granted, from now on you don't need to make any wish.
I wish I can go to E3 and play PS3 demos.
soldier one
03-29-2006, 05:14
wish granted but the cops ketch you and sony bans you from buying the console.
i wish, wait my last wish is in motion here, strikemaster your job. :lol:
hoverbike
03-29-2006, 05:15
Granted, go buy some gas and drive down there are go play...Simple.
I wish that Final Fantasy 7 is remade on the PS3.
StrikeMaster Ice
03-29-2006, 05:35
Wish granted, it was rename Final Fantasy Forever.
I wish next gen GTA game will have a asian dude as main character.
angelsky
03-29-2006, 05:51
Granted , but he is not as cool as CJ
I wish i could pull out a booger that's been bothering me . :?
Wish granted, but you had super glue on your finger and got it stuck in your nose and now have to walk around everywhere with your finger in your nose :lol:
I wish that Chad Reed or Bubba will kick Ricky Carmicaels ass in the Supercross championship...
hoverbike
03-29-2006, 23:18
Granted, just then Bubba sticks his finger up his butt and then crys for Bush to pull it out for him. Bush calls Chad Reed and sanctioned committees to do it.
I wish that the next GTA dude has long hair and a good walking animation.
Wish granted, but his hair is so long that he can't see and gets run over by a car.
I wish that I was eating a chocolate cake right now :D .
hoverbike
03-30-2006, 03:29
Granted, but the chocolate cake turns out to be bathroom tid bits ("Leftovers").
I wish that Canada would lower the PS3 price to $350 when it comes out.
Tribunal
03-30-2006, 03:46
Wish granted and it does, but you die. (Yup I'm back)
I wish I had a "steroid" computer.
hoverbike
03-30-2006, 04:06
Granted, but you die 1.23 seconds later.
I wish that I had a HDTV with 1080p.
AJJets107
03-30-2006, 04:10
Wish granted but then you die as soon as you turned the HDTV on.
I wish I can lift up 10000 pounds.
hoverbike
03-30-2006, 04:16
Granted, but you die after lifting up your finger after lifting up 10000 pounds.
I wish that Apple would come out with real apples to eat.
AJJets107
03-30-2006, 04:17
Wish granted but there were poision and then you die. I wish I can break a world record.
Tribunal
03-30-2006, 04:18
Wish granted, but you get one that has a worm in it.
EDIT: GARH Jet! Wish granted. But its for bugger picking.
I wish I wished that I wished to wish for a wish as to which I could wish for.
StrikeMaster Ice
03-30-2006, 04:47
Granted, none of your wishes ever come true.
I wish Apple make a gaming console.
hoverbike
03-30-2006, 05:04
Granted, it's called the "I play" and it has a 12 MHz CPU chip with 20 KB of RAM and a 100 KB HDD.
I wish that humans could find out how to make the human body not sleep and still perform normally.
Tribunal
03-30-2006, 05:07
Wish granted, but you're so cranky you die.
I wish we got skill points for these stupid posts in general section. :lol:
StrikeMaster Ice
03-30-2006, 05:13
Wish granted, you get 1 point for ever posts in general chat.
I wish Capcom would release more info on Resident Evil 5.
Tribunal
03-30-2006, 05:15
Wish granted, but it scares you to death.
I wish I was just like Kratos from God of War.
StrikeMaster Ice
03-30-2006, 05:19
Wish granted, but you're son of Michel Jackson instead of son of Zeus.
I wish my car alway have that new car smell.
Wish granted, bt it's too strong and you get high on it and crash your car into a lampost.
I wish that my football team wold get promoted this year.
Tgsosmooth
03-30-2006, 15:14
Granted, but they get stomped by the new competition and place dead last in the league.
I wish I had 5000 dollars to pay off school loans.
Wish granted, but it's fake money.
What was up with all the dieing posts?
I wish that I wished that I knew what to wish for.
angelsky
03-31-2006, 17:09
Granted , you wished that you knew waht to wish for , but your wish got wished by another wisher that wished that your wish didn't wish for another wish anymore ...............5@##%% #^#^ :? what did i say ?
I wish i could understand what i just posted above ^ :D
StrikeMaster Ice
03-31-2006, 17:56
Wish granted, I wants to know too.
I wish new annoucement is a April's fool joke.
Granted, but you can't read from now on.
I wish that my wish could not be ended and nothing ever happenes that could end it.
hoverbike
03-31-2006, 21:31
Granted, it will go on forever in the year 2045.
Something Big happened to the forums when I was away for 1 day only because of Internet Issues and I'm speechless what's going on. I have a bad feeling about something :( :( . I heard the news and I don't know what to say about it.
I wish that...I knew what's going on here.
Shrinnan
03-31-2006, 22:00
I wish that...I knew what's going on here.
The official explanation:
http://ps3forums.com/viewtopic.php?t=19112
So wish granted but you become a Looney Tune who gets hurt by an anvil daily.
I wish I ate the very last pie in the world and it was a non-poisonous pie.
Granted, but it slapped you in the face :lol: .
I wish people here weren't so gullible :wink: :wink: nudge nudge
Granted, you become gullible.
I wish that I could breath.
hoverbike
03-31-2006, 22:16
Wish not granted, you can't right now for many reasons.
I wish that rare food could be bought for low prices.
Granted, according to the Mexican Council of Food (MCF) it expired in 1674.
I wish I could fall 100ft and not hurt myself.
AJJets107
04-01-2006, 04:13
Wish granted but when you fell 10000ft in the air you die. I have to stop this.
I wish the yankees will win the world series.
WIsh granted but then they all get murdered cause some crazy red sox fans hate them.
I wish I was 6 years old again... that would rock.
Tribunal
04-01-2006, 04:44
Wish granted, but then you'd belong in the TeamXbox forums.
I wish that people would have realized sooner than the Microsoft taking over the forums thing was a joke.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-01-2006, 05:52
Wish granted, but it turn out to be true.
I wish Firefox is unbanned.
Wish granted. He isn't banned.
I wish I didn't have to pee right now :oops: .
The Butcher
04-01-2006, 05:56
Wish granted but now you have to change your pants because you pee all over yourself
I wished Stephancelmare360/Benqcool will never come back to these forums again.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-01-2006, 06:19
Wish granted, but he came back and spam the forum.
I wish I can go to Wrestlemania 22.
hoverbike
04-01-2006, 07:16
Granted, but on your way there you spot Bush with a man named Ganny :wink: .
I wish that the big joke never happened at all. It was very weird.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-01-2006, 07:21
Wish granted, I think some member actually left thinking it was real deal.
I wish to see another match between Stone Cold and The Rock.
hoverbike
04-01-2006, 07:33
Granted, but you must watch all of the Rocks movies before he does that.
I wish that people would understand this picture:
http://www.infowars.com/images2/cartoons/makeup.jpg
Wish granted. I understand it and love it :lol: !!
I wish I could fly.
hoverbike
04-01-2006, 07:42
Granted, you can and you get tried of doing it so you fall and brake your nose.
I wish that it's summer right now. (North America)
Granted, the world got hit by a meteor.
I wish I could eat chilie fries.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-01-2006, 17:04
Wish granted, but you choke on the chilies fries.
I wish Novemeber is here already so that I can get my PS3.
hoverbike
04-01-2006, 19:50
Wish not Granted, the PS3 got canceled by Sony 3 hours ago in a report. (April fools joke)
I wish that Fast Food was free all the time.
Granted, you get fat and explode.
I wish, i wish I hadn't killed that fish.
SolidSnakeUS
04-02-2006, 00:39
Wish granted, but when the fish got older, it jumps out of its tank and bit your head off.
I wish that the Flyers will win the rest of their games.
AJJets107
04-02-2006, 00:42
Wish granted but in the year 2956. I wish can pull a great april's fool joke on everybody.
SolidSnakeUS
04-02-2006, 00:43
Wish granted, but you get murdered for it.
I wish that April fools jokes weren't so cruel.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-02-2006, 00:46
Wish granted, now all April fools jokes are lame.
I wish I wasn't fooled by the announcement regard to deal with MS.
AJJets107
04-02-2006, 00:49
Wish granted but you were fooled when Sony said PS3 is going to launch next year.
I wish I had 5000 posts.
SolidSnakeUS
04-02-2006, 00:51
Wish granted, but you are suspected of hacking and you get banned.
I wish that Tech Writing class wasn't so boring.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-02-2006, 00:51
Wish granted, but you're now ban.
I wish I'm a part of Review Team for the forum.
hoverbike
04-02-2006, 01:41
Granted, but because you reviewed a game, you get banned for no reason. Firefox sends his tears to you :lol: .
I wish that I don't have to set the clock 1 hour forward because I loose 1 hour of sleep (I doubt it).
The Butcher
04-02-2006, 01:46
Wish granted you move to Alberta
I wish Much Music would go off the air.
Tribunal
04-02-2006, 03:08
wish granted, but uh.... you die.
I wish that Microsoft would really have taken over these forums. (I KID! I KID!)
BTW: Hoverbike.
http://www.infowars.com/images2/cartoons/makeup.jpg
that was hilarious.
hoverbike
04-02-2006, 03:43
Granted, Mircosodt takes over and a new rule is "You cannot talk about the PS3 unless you are bashing it to no end".
I wish that China would would not have the 1 child per family rule.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-02-2006, 03:43
Wish granted, and now the forum is over run by MS fanboys.
I wish I have the power to turn items into gold.
The Butcher
04-02-2006, 21:41
Granted but you quickly turn youself into gold.
I wish I have a HDTV.
hoverbike
04-02-2006, 21:54
Granted, but you must pay for it. :lol:
I wish that the PS3 controller will be the best ever.
SolidSnakeUS
04-02-2006, 23:13
Wish granted, but if you smack it, metal spikes come out and stab your hands.
I wish that college wasn't such a pain in the butt.
Granted, it's now a pain in the neck.
I wish that I had a really lightweight potato.
Ricokillercon
04-03-2006, 02:10
Granted, but its too light and flies off into space
I wish i already had the advatar i requested.
soldier one
04-03-2006, 03:00
wish granted but it looked like crap and you never will have wish granted again.
i wish his avatar didnt look like crap. :lol:
SolidSnakeUS
04-03-2006, 03:11
Wish granted, but your's looks like crap now.
I wish that computer parts were cheaper.
hoverbike
04-03-2006, 03:25
Granted, the parts are cheaper and brake on you while playing Doom 3 or FEAR.
I wish that the Simpson's episode that just aired wasn't so crappy.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-03-2006, 05:10
Wish granted, but the rest of the seaon is even more crappy.
I wish bungie ban all the mods from Halo 2 online.
soldier one
04-03-2006, 05:13
granted but the game turns into hackers, exploits, and becomes the worst game ever.
i wish my avatar wasnt crappy either. :lol:
Granted, it's worse.
I wish I had a pet rock.
SolidSnakeUS
04-03-2006, 17:29
Wish granted, but it pees all over the place.
I wish that life was a little easier than this.
Granted, it's so easy you die.
I wish I could play the guitar like Angus Young.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-03-2006, 18:15
Wish granted, but sound horrible.
I wish life is fair.
Mr Turnip
04-03-2006, 18:20
I can't corrupt it because i want that too
I wish i wasn't ill at the moment :no << (meant to be an ill person lol)
hoverbike
04-03-2006, 22:38
Granted, but you get Bird Flu and you don't do anything for 23 days+.
I wish that Deal or No Deal had some better luck at the game. The people are doing horrible lately.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-04-2006, 04:05
Wish granted, but the show got cancel because of low rating.
I wish I have more money.
Tribunal
04-04-2006, 04:12
Wish granted, Bill gates notices and buys out your soul.
I wish I was Bill Gates, just not as nerdy.
hoverbike
04-04-2006, 04:30
Granted, but remember that video of him dancing? That's you know! :lol:
I wish that FireFox would run faster on my old computer with me having $120,000.
Crazy Phat
04-04-2006, 05:08
Widh granted but you lose security and get spyware that give you incest advertisements for life. I wish I was a PS3.
soldier one
04-04-2006, 05:19
wish granted but no one liked it anymore.
i wish you could spell wish. :lol:
Widh
joking around.
hoverbike
04-04-2006, 05:25
Granted, he can spell wish but you must do Fear Factor things like eating Bull balls.
I wish that ESBR joined Wal*Mart (I would hate that)
Granted, a giant shoe squishes you.
I wish that no one could make another wish, that starts right now and nothing can possibly end it. :D (Ha ha, get past that)
hoverbike
04-04-2006, 21:24
Granted, the effect of your wish starts in 433 years from today.
I wish that it would stop snowing once and for all this winter season!!
Granted, you burn to death.
I SAID IT STARTED RIGHT NOW SO YOU DID IT WRONG< HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
hoverbike
04-04-2006, 22:37
Granted, you burn to death.
I SAID IT STARTED RIGHT NOW SO YOU DID IT WRONG< HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Well ok, but remember I won this topic already on a different page when someone could not grant it. I guess you come in 2nd place.
You forgot to wish.
The Butcher
04-09-2006, 05:48
Well ok, but remember I won this topic already on a different page when someone could not grant it. I guess you come in 2nd place.
No Hoverbike I won it back on page 5. I will start this back up again.
I wish that this topic will never die.
hoverbike
04-09-2006, 06:35
Well ok, but remember I won this topic already on a different page when someone could not grant it. I guess you come in 2nd place.
No Hoverbike I won it back on page 5. I will start this back up again.
I just checked that page and you didn't win on page 5. Unless it's on a different page, you have not won. You made 2 posts in on that page. I remember someone did trick the next wisher before me but I don't know if he said he won or not.
Granted, the topic never dies and the page count goes to 204 by 2007. The bad thing is those pages are filled with Ads about Bay watch the movie.
I wish that my Internet Speed was 200MB/s or a OC?????.
The Butcher
04-09-2006, 06:42
I just checked that page and you didn't win on page 5. Unless it's on a different page, you have not won. You made 2 posts in on that page. I remember someone did trick the next wisher before me but I don't know if he said he won or not.
Check the last one on page 5 that I did soldier one couldn't make a comeback.
Granted but know every webpage is a least 10 GB.
I wish Gambit will be put into the x-men movies.
SolidSnakeUS
04-09-2006, 06:46
Wish granted, but then they take out all the other characters.
I wish that I could go to sleep easier.
hoverbike
04-09-2006, 06:49
I just checked that page and you didn't win on page 5. Unless it's on a different page, you have not won. You made 2 posts in on that page. I remember someone did trick the next wisher before me but I don't know if he said he won or not.
Check the last one on page 5 that I did soldier one couldn't make a comeback.
Yep, he didn't come up with anything there. *Sigh*, you won first :bang:.
Granted, but the way he acts seems just like Batman for some reason. Later in one of the new X-men movies, he drinks Gas and ends up dead.
I wish that if my last wish did come true, that each webpage is not 10GB or more.
Vercetti
04-09-2006, 08:13
Wish granted. (dont know how this works)
I wish to ace my school interview and make it in the program.
Wish granted, but ninja's appear out the bushes behind you and throw jelly-babies at your head until you explode.
I wish all my assignments were finished AND I got all A's for them.
hoverbike
04-09-2006, 21:07
Granted, you have more time to go outside but a 83 year old male comes up from behind the bushs and throws bits of meat at you.
I wish that New York would allow free DVD's for 1 month.
The Butcher
04-09-2006, 21:16
Granted but you must listen to Jack Thompson.
I wish the PS3forum wiki page wasn't getting deleted.
Tribunal
04-09-2006, 21:20
Wish Granted, and it isn't... but Thrope just comes here and starts spamming.
I wish I could do whatever I wanted.
The Butcher
04-09-2006, 21:21
Granted but the mods ban you from this forum
I wished Thrope did come he and tried to spam this place. Bring it Bitch
I wished Thrope did come he and tried to spam this place. Bring it *expletive deleted*
Wish granted. But he will hack this site, IP ban you, delete section by section, and just leave the General Chat so Trinity can spam it even more :P .
I wish I could be Ken Kutaragi for a day, and know every little secret
Tribunal
04-09-2006, 21:29
Wish granted, but you can't understand anything because he only thinks in japanese.
I wish I was steve Ballmer LOL!
The Butcher
04-09-2006, 21:30
Granted but you kill yourself before it could ever be fullifed
I wish Thrope to realize how great this forum is.
hoverbike
04-09-2006, 21:53
Granted, but he also remembers the time he deleted the Xbox forums for no reason. He gets life in prison for it by Mircosoft.
I wish that http://www.stellarstone.com/ would allow me to look at the contact and games area. :twisted:
Tribunal
04-09-2006, 22:15
Wish granted, but then they send you a life times supply of Big Rigs!!!! Games!!! oh no!
I wish we didn't have any crappy games to ever talk about.
hoverbike
04-09-2006, 22:59
Granted, all the games are so good that the government wants them all so they ban them and hord all the games themselfs.
I wish that the first poster in this topic would come back and post in this topic.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-10-2006, 03:47
wish granted, but after posting in this thread he got ban.
I wish I have the best sig in the forum.
The Butcher
04-10-2006, 03:50
Granted but it is so great anyone who looks at it dies.
I wish that more people take a look at this page and do what it says.
http://ps3forums.com/viewtopic.php?p=345148#345148
Tribunal
04-10-2006, 04:48
lol wish granted, but everyone realizes that you're obsessed with that and never listen to you ever again.
I wish I would have used FireFox earlier.
SolidSnakeUS
04-10-2006, 04:54
Wish granted, but it is such an early version, it lets the worst viruses eat away your computer.
I wish that my Easter break for college was longer.
angelsky
04-10-2006, 06:45
Granted it last longer , but so long that you forgot what you learned in school then dropped out and for the rest of your life you work at Mc Donald's .
I wish Sony could someday buyout Microsoft !
Ricokillercon
04-10-2006, 07:52
Wish granted, but sony looses too much money in the process and gets bought out buy IBM.
I wish photoshop was not so impossible to begin using.
PeanutButterMunky
04-10-2006, 08:14
Wish granted, but then everyone easily learns how to use Photoshop, making it pointless to have skills with the program and making nothing you do "special" anymore. Photoshop Guru? What's that?
I wish money grew on trees.
Wish Granted, unfortunately when it rains all the money is ruined. :cry: Why did i have to say that?
I wish that there was a "History of the Forums" Thread so people could look back and see what happened before they came. So it detailed stuff like bannings and Promotions and the April Fools?
PeanutButterMunky
04-10-2006, 10:22
Wish Granted, unfortunately when it rains all the money is ruined.
Haha! I didn't even think about that. Indoor gardening, perhaps? ;)
Tribunal
04-10-2006, 13:43
Wish granted, and you die for not making a wish.
I wish PBM would haev made a wish his last post. :wink:
PeanutButterMunky
04-10-2006, 19:47
You could've just as easily posted about what Silas said. :?
Wish granted - but everyone starts to repeat after what Silas said. These forums get cluttered because of the repeated spam it leaves behind.
I wish Tribunal would have just corrupted Silas wish.
:lol: I wouldn't have wished if this was what would happen :lol:
Anyway, I wish
" that there was a "History of the Forums" Thread so people could look back and see what happened before they came. So it detailed stuff like bannings and Promotions and the April Fools?"
Sypherssj209
04-10-2006, 20:40
Your wish is granted, but then we all look back to our history realising how retarded we were back then lol
I wish that I could think of a wish...
Wish granted - but you loose your memory and forget the wish you had in mind.
I wish for a perfect day.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-10-2006, 22:28
Wish granted, but you die next day after having the perfect day.
I wish I win a free trip to E3.
AJJets107
04-10-2006, 22:48
Wish granted, but it was to the Early Eagle East.
I wish I had photoshop.
Tribunal
04-10-2006, 22:52
Wish Granted, but you got it illegally and Adobe finds you and fines you 100,000 dollars.
I wish people would take my earlier comment less seriously.
PeanutButterMunky
04-10-2006, 22:54
Wish granted, but then nobody takes any of your comments seriously, giving you migraines every time you post.
I wish I was Superman.
hoverbike
04-10-2006, 22:56
Granted, I didn't even see it but Bill Gates did and had a heart attack.
I wish that I had more time to play video games.
PeanutButterMunky
04-10-2006, 22:57
You missed my post. Try again.
hoverbike
04-10-2006, 23:02
Wish granted, but you fly so fast you hit a building and die.
I wish that I had more time to play video games.
PeanutButterMunky
04-10-2006, 23:05
But...Superman wouldn't die from hitting a building.
Wish granted, but you free up so much time that you become a waste-case and do nothing with your life. You lose friends, money, etc. and end up homeless.
I wish I was ruler of the world.
hoverbike
04-10-2006, 23:48
Granted, you become a bad man by doing so by rising Taxs and making everyone watch boring TV!
I wish that I could control the weather :twisted: .
Tribunal
04-10-2006, 23:52
Wish granted, but you sneezed and a hurricane blew you away.
I wish I had an icecream.
hoverbike
04-10-2006, 23:54
Granted, it was made of Canadian newspapers and ice with dead in it.
I wish that I could lift heavy objects with my toe.
Granted, but you feel extreme pain afterwards.
I wish that I had a Playstation 3... :(
Tribunal
04-11-2006, 01:01
Wish granted, so you get in line.
I wish I had a PS4! :suspect:
razorblade416
04-11-2006, 01:08
granted, u plug it in and it sucks power out of three cities.
i wish i was a mod
EDIT: 50th post!
Tribunal
04-11-2006, 01:15
Wish granted, but its for a forum of 5 people.
I wish, I could play games all day and get paid for it.
Lp Chris XII
04-11-2006, 01:28
Granted, you're now a Video Game Tester, one of the most boring jobs in existence!
I wish I wasn't too tired to play the guitar.
PeanutButterMunky
04-11-2006, 01:32
Wish granted, but now you are wide awake all the time with a permanent case of insomnia.
I wish I would discover a cure for cancer.
Tribunal
04-11-2006, 01:39
Wish granted, so the government takes it over and charges $100,000 dollars for whomever gets the cure. <br />
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I wish that I had a wish to wish like the other wish I wished I could wish but decided not to...
PeanutButterMunky
04-11-2006, 01:41
Wish granted, but everyone dies trying to comprehend the wish that you just wish you wished.
I wish everything was blue.
Tribunal
04-11-2006, 01:42
Wish granted, welcome to my school.
I wish I made a funny name like PeanutButterMunky...
wish granted but everything in your surroundings is too blue that you Psychologically
go color blind.
I wish I could fly and never fall or get hurt doing it.
edit:
tribunal you got there before me, hmmm, granted your new name
is "Bill Gates 4lyfe" which is funny but only to embarrass you.
sorry, can't think of anything, it's late in the night :?
PeanutButterMunky
04-11-2006, 01:46
A little late there, firefox.
mintrieri
04-11-2006, 03:12
Wish granted. Now everyone's name is PeanutButterMunky except for the original PeanutButterMunky who now goes by "Bob".
I wish that the PS4 could do all of our jobs.
PeanutButterMunky
04-11-2006, 03:24
Wish granted. Now everyone's name is PeanutButterMunky except for the original PeanutButterMunky who now goes by "Bob".
LOL...Bob. :lol:
Wish granted, but then everyone becomes extremely lazy and the obesity epidemic strikes worldwide, turning everyone into human whales.
I wish I could manipulate matter by merely thinking about it.
Tribunal
04-11-2006, 03:26
Wish granted, you thought of a star and it burnt the earth to a crisp.
I wish I had a cookie.
PeanutButterMunky
04-11-2006, 03:27
Wish granted, but it's covered with flesh-eating bacteria.
I wish the Kool-Aid man was real. Oh yeah!
SolidSnakeUS
04-11-2006, 04:30
Wish granted, but you find out he's a pedophile.
I wish that violence in video games were not a problem in Congress.
PeanutButterMunky
04-11-2006, 04:33
He's a giant pticher of juice. Don't see that happening. :x I guess if he was I'd have to crack him open.
pacman326
04-11-2006, 04:42
Not granted, because peanutbuttermunky forgot to wish.
I wish that Texas students did not have to take this state wide TAKS (Texas assessment of knowledge and skills) test because even a money could pass it!
soldier one
04-11-2006, 04:52
wish granted but you got stuck with the AIMS tests which is twice as bad trust me. our state wide test you must pass to pass high school now.
i wish i had a wish again.
Tribunal
04-11-2006, 04:53
Wish granted, and you wished that you could get into the design squad, so I rig it to where you can't LOL! HAH!
I wish I wasn't so cool.
soldier one
04-11-2006, 04:56
wish granted easily because you never were. :twisted:
i wish i felt bad for him, wait not. :lol:
ChildOfIllusions
04-11-2006, 06:06
Wish Granted Errr.......You non Empathetic "Expletive Deleted"
I wish i could of commented on this post cause it would have been spectacular
Wish granted, but you find out he's a pedophile.
I wish that violence in video games were not a problem in Congress.
hoverbike
04-11-2006, 21:45
Granted, it's about how eggs smell in the morning.
I wish that new Hardware would come out on the market.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-12-2006, 07:11
Wish granted, but the hardware is very buggy.
I wish I'm immortal.
The Butcher
04-12-2006, 12:50
Granted but nothing really happens in the world after you became an immortal
I wish that stupid questions stop being asked on this forum that have already been answered before hand.
Granted, you explode for no reason =P.
I wish that PBM was made out of peanut butter so I could eat him.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-12-2006, 22:03
Wish granted, but you choke to death.
I wish I can stop time itself.
hoverbike
04-12-2006, 22:19
Wish not granted, this already happened because one of the last posters did wish that already so you can't stop it.
I wish that I can overclock my old CPU without any problems or worrys.
Granted. Your motherboard turns into a fatherboard.
I wish Mr Potatoe Head was made out of cheese.
hoverbike
04-12-2006, 22:34
Granted, but he goes bad quite fast and you must throw him out.
Granted. Your motherboard turns into a fatherboard.
The funny thing about that is I was thinking why not call the motherboard the fatherboard instead? :lol: They should have 2 motherboards in a computer and call one of them a "fatherboard".
I wish that Driv3r had more weapons to use.
Granted, they are sticks of different length and a giant water balloon.
I wish I could shoot myself and die. I usually shoot myself and live for some reason.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-12-2006, 22:57
I wish I could shoot myself and die. I usually shoot myself and live for some reason.
You're joking right? Wish not granted.
I wish money grew on tree and I have the only one in the world.
I wish I could shoot myself and die. I usually shoot myself and live for some reason.
You're joking right? Wish not granted.
I wish money grew on tree and I have the only one in the world.
No i'm not. Granted, all the money is forged.
See above.
I wish I could shoot myself and die. I usually shoot myself and live for some reason.
You're joking right? Wish not granted.
I wish money grew on tree and I have the only one in the world.
You killed the game Strike Master, you are suppose to come with something funny.
I wish i was emo
PeanutButterMunky
04-12-2006, 23:06
Wish granted, but now you will forever wear girl pants.
I wish I was eating pancakes.
brett13sa
04-13-2006, 01:31
Granted, but the pancakes are alive and have razor sharp teeth and they eat you instead.
I wish I got a dollar for everytime someone posted something stupid on this forum.
hoverbike
04-13-2006, 03:02
Granted, you get $242 dollars in total but you must sell 211 items you own.
I wish that I could watch TV shows that will air on TV years from now, right now.
The Butcher
04-13-2006, 03:24
Granted but it all sucks
I wished that you didn't need to pay to play some MMORPGs.
SolidSnakeUS
04-13-2006, 05:06
Wish granted, but you have to work with unstable stuff.
I wish I had a plane.
YAY Post number 1000 for this topic, I'm special now. Lol.
hoverbike
04-13-2006, 05:14
Granted, and with that plane you are forced to crash it in a Arc house.
I wish that Computers could finally talk.
Ricokillercon
04-13-2006, 05:33
Granted, but to make them talk they had to give them a smart AI...200 years later humanity is in the matric becuase of you
I wish the school year was already over, instead of having 30 more days of classes.
***My 1002th post and on the 1002th post on this topic***
Tribunal
04-13-2006, 06:27
Wish granted, but you die.
I wish nothing bad happened to my wish... unless it's funny...
Granted, you turn into a floating seal. You fly around the world only to realise you can't fly. You fall to earth and turn into a tomato the never decomposes. You're even there at the end of the world, then you explode.
I wish that wishes came true.
StrikeMaster Ice
04-13-2006, 19:27
I can't corrupt that wish, cause I want that too.
I wish I have a better pay job than the one I have right now.
Granted, you never sleep again.
I wish SMI had a better paying job and worked for Sony or someone like that =P
Granted - SMI works for Sony as a spy for Microsoft.
I wish I could be on these forums more often.
hoverbike
04-13-2006, 22:09
Granted, but your CPU can't take the workload of the forums for some reason and it Fails.
I wish that the next post figures out what "MJ" is.