Wish-Corrupter

[Dragonlance]

This is how it works: one person posts a wish, teh next person grants it, but adds a bad twist to make it all crumble. Then makes a wish himself and so on, here is an example:


I wish i looked hotter

Granted, but you become so hot your face melts off :P

I will start:

I wish i had an evil army of headless turkies of DOOM!

[watashi]

oh well this game is tough, I have no ideas...

umm
sure, but since they have no head they can't see

:shock:

I wish I knew how to play this game better

[Dragonlance]

You forgot to make a wish genious :roll: you are supposed t osay:



Granted, BAD TWIST GOES HERE

I wish YOUR WISH GOES HERE


not that hard really, its funny as heck when it gets going.

[Final_fantasy]

wish granted, but since you wished to know how to play the game better your computer explodes


i wish for a giant ice-cream cone

[Cody]

Wish granted, your ice cream melts to quickly and you drowned in ice cream:p
I wish to be the best hockey player who ever lived

[watashi]

Wish granted, but you break your leg permanently

I wish that I could fly

[Cody]

Meh at least I will be the greatest hockey player who ever lived

While your flying you crash into a plane and die

I wish I was invincible and forever kept my youth

[Dragonlance]

Granted. You turn into the best 2 year old hockeyplayer alive that accidentaly got squished during a game :P

I wish i had a 1000 bucks

[watashi]

Done. but you didn't say what kind of money so you got 2 pieces of monopoly money

I wish that the PS3 will be better than the Xbox

:D

[Cody]

I will point out 2 things 1. I said I was invincible 2. I said I wished to be the greatest hockey player who ever lived

Done but then the world bands all of sonys products for being a drug operations cover
I wish I had 200 poiunds of muscle and that I was 6'5

[watashi]

fine, but all that muscle you are now unable to move being so heavy

I wish that the internet was free for everyone :D

[Cody]

Fine, but since the internet is free every one is on it to much and no work ever gets done cauing global chaos and the end of the world

[watashi]

granted but you didn't wish

[Cody]

Hmm well I will let some one else make a wish since it has only been you and me playing watashi

[Dragonlance]

And me! w00t o_O

I wish for the armageddon to eat wata**** all up *yum :P*

[watashi]

wata****...nice...

[Seb]

Come on guys this seems to be a bit of a spam fest. Make me laugh or this is getting locked. :wink:

[Final_fantasy]

wish granted.
but since the wishes value was lost a virus destroys your computer beyond repair.

i wish for a brand new shelby cobra

[Rebon]

Wish granted, you now have your own pet cobra called Shelby.

I wish this thread was locked ;)

[watashi]

wish granted, and nothing happens

WOOHOO! seriously...no one is participating, lets make it a requirement to post and see other things lol, jk

[Cody]

I wish this thread was locked wish granted but when you locked all the members left the forum and it closed
I wish I had Buetifull women slaves who answer to my beck and call

[Dragonlance]

I wish this thread was locked
BITE ME! lol jk :P


Wata****
I meant it ;) :P

Granted, but you ontly THINK they are women :shock:

[watashi]

LOL that's so wrong

I wish I was stupid

[Cody]

Hmm well I can't really grant that one since it is already true so Ill just make a wish, I wish dragon lance would die(sorry I am running low on wishes)

[richjwild]

.............................

[Cody]

It turns out t be the biggest disspointment of them all, it ends up looking like doom 1 I will let some one else wish for me

[watashi]

I wish bloodywar died from a coma

[Dragonlance]

Granted, and while he is dying, he calls you and bites your geitals off and says "Mmmmmm, Quiznos" and dies. So now you are a unic...get over it

I wish my forums would have 10000000000000000000000 members :)

[Cody]

Your forums are still alive?

granted but all the members are spammers
I wish I didn't have such brutal defense for my hockey team this year

[Dragonlance]

AHEM
granted,You die before the games. OH! I pwn joo!

AHEAHEM!
I wish myDESIGNS forum had 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 members, and that i can have an Kalashnikov

[watashi]

granted, you die before you see it happen

AHAHAHHAAHAA

I wish that e does not equal MC Square

[Evolution]

granted, but you have stroke while trying too hard to find if its true, (soz, never played before)


I wish that Manchester United Were at the first position in the Barclays Premier league table.

[Dragonlance]

Granted,but they skin you alive when you try to get them there

:lol:

I wish for an HDTV

[watashi]

granted but the tv blows up when you turn it on

I wish my room was colder, and no I will not freeze to death

[Evolution]

granted but some sharp icicles form on the ceiling and land on your head when youre asleep.

I wish I had an unbreakable PLAYSTATION 3.

[Dragonlance]

Granted, someone steals it and sells it and become a multibillionare, when you ask tehm to give it back they give you a very ez 2 break gamecube. Now, for teh rest of your life, you are cursed to play Telletubies in Dreamland for the rest of yourlife.

I wish for a harley :)

[hoverbike]

Granted, you fall off the harley breaking 3 bones.

I wish my computer was more powerful.

Side Note: I'm going to bring this topic alive again because it's a good one. Now that there are many more new members here. If you don't know how it works then read the first post made.

[SE fanboy]

Grated your computer will be more powerful than pentium 1.
I wish I was funnier.

[hoverbike]

Granted, you are funnier but people start to get tried of it.

I wish all games didn't get boring after a while.

[MiThRaZoR]

I think this thread was made so that the Forums wouldn't get so down. Back then we didn't have many people posting. But the quality posts, yessirree...

Wish Granted, you will get bored of it after maybe 5 hours. (How's that for awhile) :wink:

I wish I could be the best 3d artst.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, you make such great art that it becomes so real that Jack sues you for making it too real because other game makers will steal it and make a GTA game.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, However when Mircosoft goes bankrupt, Bill Gates starts trying to take over the world because of his anger.

I wish Mircosoft would start making better OS's.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, however none of those wifes like's you and just leaves!

I wish that house lights don't burn out at any time.

[Tobian]

Wish granted, but you can never turn off your lights, ever again.

I wish for my homework to be done.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, but you don't learn anythng and fail the test's and exam's.

I wish Germany came out with a console.

[adamba4e]

Wish granted, you now have your own pet cobra called Shelby.

I wish this thread was locked ;)

I as well wish this thread was locked.

[WhatRuOn]

granted(but not really), now that the thread is locked everyone is disappointed and everyone stops visiting the forums.

I wish I didn't have to work.

[adamba4e]

Granted, but now your poor and you can't buy anything.

I wish I had 4,100 posts, wow granted.

[hoverbike]

Granted, however then downside is you are posting so much that the keyboard gets worn down.

I wish Chuck Norris would do a round-house kick to Bill Gates.

[WhatRuOn]

granted, only Bill gates isn't human he is android. Chuck Norris breaks his leg trying to kick bill gates, never to do martial arts again.....

I wish I could travel time.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, but Chuck Norris also can travel in time and finds out that you made a statement about him breaking his leg and finds you and gives you a Round-house kick in the face.

I wish Bill Gates wasn't a android.

*2300th post*

[SessDMC]

Granted but then peter griffin falls over your time machine. [that was for whatru on]

[hoverbike] Granted, but then he buy's out all your possetions as he wants to be you. =P

I wish i had a 1967 Shelby GT, unlimited petorol (Gas) and toured america in it!

[WhatRuOn]

[hoverbike] granted, After Bill finds out that he cannot control the android market, he decides to blow up the world from the inside out.

[Playstation4life] your shelby also gets caught in the great Bill Gates explosion of 2008.

I wish that Chuck Norris contracted dysentary.

[hoverbike]

[Playstation4life] Wish Granted, but your car gets a bad oil leak that makes you give it away after 5 weeks.

[WhatRuOn] Wish Not Granted because Chuck doesn't get sick ever. If I Granted that wish, then Chuck Norris would give me a Round-house kick in the balls.

I wish that Bill Gates would find a cure of dysentery.

[Firewarrior]

[Playstation4life] Wish Granted, but your car gets a bad oil leak that makes you give it away after 5 weeks.

[WhatRuOn] Wish Not Granted because Chuck doesn't get sick ever. If I Granted that wish, then Chuck Norris would give me a Round-house kick in the balls.

I wish that Bill Gates would find a cure of dysentery.

Granted only for a Twin Andorid of Bill Gates to make a Uncurable Disease

I wish PS3Forums would have Civilised Threads :roll:

[soldier one]

dang how to top others with that hmmm.
wish granted but since everyone is civilized you get banned.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, only we already have them on the forums.

I wish the Twin Android of Bill Gates gets lost in a ocean.

[WhatRuOn]

Granted, but after a couple days people are starting to go crazy because of the lack of humor and the forums start to look like THIS (http://forums.xbox.com/11/ShowForum.aspx)

I wish Chuck Norris would beat up Osama for me.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, Only Osama dies instead because Chuck is so strong.

I wish that Osama would start dancing for PS3forums.com

[Mr. Solanky]

Not granted. I couldn't understand you.

I wish that Michael Jackson would turn Black again, and start doing the moonwalk while NOT grabbing his happy place.... :shock: (God someone grant it....)

[soldier one]

I wish the Twin Android of Bill Gates gets lost in a ocean.

wish granted but it turned out to be the real bill gates and sony laughed so hard they lost the ps3 to a nintendo spy.

I wish Chuck Norris would beat up Osama for me.

wish granted but since he didnt die he got up and hunted you down, afterwards hid in a hole.

i wish to know why hoverbike is wishing for bill gates things.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, The reason why is because I can't think of anyone else to poke fun at.

I wish that Osama would get drunk at a party for me.

[WhatRuOn]

Wish granted, you are now forced to clean up his many different human excerments in the morning.

I wish I could get off these forums and watch 24 episode 7

[hoverbike]

Wish not granted, you stay here and post more.

I wish I didn't have to clean up the mess Osama made at that party.

[soldier one]

I wish I didn't have to clean up the mess Osama made at that party.

wish granted but no one else did and it gathered up 3 times as big and you do it later.

i wish hoverbike turned into osama. :lol:

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, I am now Osama.

I wish I turned back into Hoverbike!

[soldier one]

I wish I turned back into Hoverbike!

wish granted but since you left things have changed. :twisted: :wink:

i wish to have one with a funny comeback.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, however that will take 23.5 minutes!

I wish that Osama would make software that makes cakes in 12 minutes.

[soldier one]

I wish that Osama would make software that makes cakes in 12 minutes.

wish ganted, but it only takes 5 but you wait 12.

i wish this 23.5 minutes would pass.

[hoverbike]

Wish not granted, that's impossible don't you know? :wink:

I wish that Bill Gates would sell apples in the near future.

[soldier one]

I wish that Bill Gates would sell apples in the near future.

wish granted but its actuel apples and he took a bite out of most of them. they arent even fresh anymore.

i wish my wish was granted.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, however that doesn't mean future ones will be granted.

I wish Bobby Fisher would run for mayor of New York City.

[soldier one]

I wish Bobby Fisher would run for mayor of New York City.

wish granted he sure did run, but surely you can guess what happens no, he loses by a land slide unless thats what you want to happen. :D

i wish for the ultimate wish of all time by any person in the world because i am running out of ideas.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, the untimate wish is that Sony would release the PS3 in March with 80+ games.

I wish Bobby Fisher became Bill Gates and started making Chess OS's.

[Shrinnan]

Granted but Bobby Fisher is taken down by Sam Fisher who then proceeds to run the world.

I wish Solid Snake died by a sweet little girl!

All in good fun, people, all in good fun. (I'm mainly wishing this because a lot of you are MGS fans and one of you will have to grant Snake's death! MUWHAHAHAHAHA)

[OKlondon]

wish granted he sure did run, but surely you can guess what happens no, he loses by a land slide unless thats what you want to happen.

i wish for the ultimate wish of all time by any person in the world because i am running out of ideas.


(damn always me that gets the hard one)

Your wish is granted but you dont get it now but a second before you die.

I wish for a monkey to score the winning goal for england in the world cup finals.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, the monkey starts barfing on the floor and you are forced to clean it all up.

I wish I got Bill Gates to meet with a pair of twins.

[OKlondon]

Wish granted the twins meet bill gates but they were with ken kutagari (sp) the night before and tells him sony' s secrets. The xbox is the only console on the market by 2010 costing 700 dollers and is full of bugs.

I wish that the master chief in halo takes off his helmet and is Eminem in a dress.

[Shrinnan]

Wish granted though it's later revealed that that was Master Chief's double so it's not really Master Chief then you get beat up by Bill Gates and Sam Fisher runs the world!

I wish that I was invincible, couldn't be hurt with anything tragic, meaning that I can't have my wishes turned on me, I have all the super powers known to comicdom, and Solid Snake dies by a sweet little girl dressed in pink.

MUWHAHAHAHAHAH!

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, However Chuck Norris kicks you and you lose the powers that you got. The sweet little girl has a baby in 9 months after Solid Snake dies.

I wish that Chuck Norris would be even more powerful.

[OKlondon]

Wish granted though it's later revealed that that was Master Chief's double so it's not really Master Chief then you get beat up by Bill Gates and Sam Fisher runs the world!

I wish that I was invincible, couldn't be hurt with anything tragic, meaning that I can't have my wishes turned on me, I have all the super powers known to comicdom, and Solid Snake dies by a sweet little girl dressed in pink.

MUWHAHAHAHAHAH!


loooooooooool

Damn you!!

Wish Granted and you go to a bar and to celebrate and get drunk and accidently wish for the wish to be reversed, now everything hurts you and solid snake get the little girl in pink to bully you.

I wish that solid snake defeats all the bosses in MGS then trips over a skateboard and dies from internal bleeding.

[hoverbike]

Wish granted, but the skateboard comes to live and becomes friends with Osama.

I wish that Osama took off his turbin and a bee-hive would be under it.

[soldier one]

I wish that Osama took off his turbin and a bee-hive would be under it.

wish not granted the room is rented out to a bomb, see the cartoon in newspaper?

i wish osama would just die and we all live in peace. :lol:

[SE fanboy]

Granted, Osama tries to launch a nuclear missile on the US but a glitch kills Kills and the rest of the world too.

I wish i could kick your butt.

[soldier one]

Granted, Osama tries to launch a nuclear missile on the US but a glitch kills Kills and the rest of the world too.

hoverbike guess bill gates got to him! :lol:



I wish i could kick your butt

wish granted but thats all you can do and sometimes not even that.

i wish for more wishes.

[hoverbike]

Wish granted, however you must wait til your turn to post to make more wish's.

I wish that I could take a pot of gold and give Bobby Fisher a golden shower with it.

[SE fanboy]

Wish granted, you and Bobby shower will have fun taking a bath in golden pee.
I wish soldier one will join hoverbike and Bobby in their pee bath. :lol:

[SessDMC]

Granted, But chuck norris broke his leg getting to the afgan mountains and cant round house kick him.

I wish that Feeder would make songs like they made in the 90's - 2001

[soldier one]

wish granted but it wont happen for a couple years.

i wish some more people will jump in and join us.

[nouse4aname68]

wish granted... but now you got me smothering all your dreams

I wish NoUseMercenary would stop talking about how the Superbowl was rigged.

[WhatRuOn]

Granted, but months later a referee is arrested for money laundering. Riots ensue.

I wish someone would wish for me.

[Amadeus]

I'll wish for you, but i'll wish for it to burn REALLY bad whenever you pee.


I wish that I was a very successful musician.

[WhatRuOn]

FYI: it already burns when I pee, so you just canceled it out.

As a sucessful musician you sleep with many groupies, now it burns when you pee.

I wish I could beat Chuck Norris in a kickboxing match.

[angelsky]

Granted you beat Chuck Norris but yourself then get beat by Pee Wee Herman

I wish some ladies to join this funny thread :twisted:

[Tobian]

Wish granted ... eventually (hopefully) but the ladies rebell and pee all over you and the pee wee Herman guy.

I wish for a nice cold beer

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, however that cold beer is filled with pee.

I wish that "The King" would join in on the golden shower.

[nouse4aname68]

Granted...but he's the one providing the "shower"

I wish we could get past the peeing.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, however that wish only lasts 2 minutes.

I wish that "The King" would start going insane on Osama.

[WhatRuOn]

granted but Osama's last words are "Who's the King?"

I could drink the blood of chuck norris becoming much stronger then him.

[c.a.p]

Granted, but Chuck Norris' powerful white blood cells eat you and your new strength alive.

I wish I could roundhouse kick Hitler.

[Lp Chris XII]

Granted, but you have no training in roundhouse kicking, making a complete fool of yourself in front of the entire Nazi army.

I wish that someone would wish for money, because there's tons of twists I can put on it :wink: . Alright I'll give you guys a real one...

I wish for my hockey team to make the playoffs this year.

[c.a.p]

Granted, but they miss the flight to the playoffs, resulting in an automatic forfeit.

I wish I had a million dollars. :wink:

[Firefox]

Granted. You will win a lottery, only for the ticket to fly out your window while driving
to the lottery center to claim your prize.

Ok. Here's a hard one, I wish I was perfect in everyting.

[Lp Chris XII]

A few options for this one, oh well, can't give 'em all away :)

Granted, but it's gained by an outside of court settlement for losing your arms in a work-related accident.

Edit: That one was for cap, here's one for firefox:

Granted, but people become jealous of your perfection and you become alienated, deserted by everyone.

I wish for... world peace!

[c.a.p]

Granted, but a meteorite smashes into Earth as we are unable to defend ourselves with weapons as they have all been destroyed in the arms limitations movement.

I wish I could travel at the speed of light.

[Firefox]

Granted. but you go so fast that you can't see where you're going and you crash into
Saturn :lol:

Ok, Another hard one...I wish that nothing bad can happen to me

[hoverbike]

Granted, but you life becomes very boring without anything bad happening and you end up going insane.

I wish FireFox would start using a PS1 gameshark on Final Fantasy 9 in 6 hours.

[angelsky]

Granted he starts using the Gameshark but not even that could help him defeat Ozma !!!!


Man i wish the mods could be here and ban the spammers in the PS3 Discussion forums !! :evil:

[Tobian]

Wish will hopefully be granted soon ... But than the General chit chat gets spamed real bad.

I wish I had mod powers for one day :lol:

[SessDMC]

Granted but then Rebon Deletes your account accidently. :lol:

I wish i could see my girlfriend whos 400 miles away :x

[Indifferent]

Granted but then Rebon Deletes your account accidently. :lol:

I wish i could see my girlfriend whos 400 miles away :x

This seems like fun, i'll join in.

Granted: But when you get there you find out she isnt a woman. LOL :P

Wish: I wish to be super strong. 8)

[Voice Of A Riot]

Granted but everytime you touched something it would break including yourself!

I wish I could be the worlds greatest guitar player.

[WhatRuOn]

Granted, while playing at a concert one night a guitar string snaps and cuts off 3 of your fingers.

I wish I didn't miss Lost last night.

[soldier one]

I wish I didn't miss Lost last night.

wish granted but its the only episode you can now watch.
i wish to be the greatest hockey player ever!

[StrikeMaster Ice]

Wish granted but no one would hire you.

I wish I would fly.

[WhatRuOn]

granted, but George Bush orders to shoot you down because he thinks you stole his cookies.

I wish I could be a kid again.

[Tobian]

Granted: but instead of just turning into a kid you will go back in time with the memory that you’ll miss out on the PS3 for a very long time.

I wish Sony and Nintendo would inform us with more specific details about their next gen consoles.

[StrikeMaster Ice]

Wish Grant, but both Sony and Nintendo announce that their console will delay until 2008.

I wish I have a cookie right now. No really.

[nouse4aname68]

wish granted...but those areny CHOCOLATE chips...

I wish I could suckerpunch a monkey.

[soldier one]

wish granted but it got its freinds to gang up on you, monkeys are smart. :twisted: :lol:

i wish i was the greatest nhl player that was drafted first round to coyotes.

[StrikeMaster Ice]

Wish granted, but you couldn't played for anymore cause of accident.

I wish I'm a genie so I can grant wish.

[WhatRuOn]

Granted, but you're cookie is immediately stolen by George Bush.

I wish I could see Chuck Norris fight Stephen Seigal.

***Wow nevermind, I guess I was alittle to late :lol:

[Shrinnan]

Granted, they each throw a punch at each other knocking each other silly. They then mistake you for a big juicy steak so they run after you because they are going to, well, you know, eat you.

I wish that the next poster would skip his/her wish!

MUWHAHAHAHAHA!

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, but you must pay me 6000 skill points for it to happen.

I wish that water turned into Root Beer.

[SessDMC]

Granted but the root beer becomes flat =P

I wish i could just pull a beer out of nowhare. seriously

[hoverbike]

Granted, however the beer is not too your likeing.

I wish that airplanes could talk and walk with bobby Fisher.

[SpaceMonkeyDave]

granted, but because areoplanes can talk, thier super intelligence makes them rebel and launch nukes left right and center causing ww3

i wish to have unlimited wishes

[hoverbike]

Wish not Granted, the reason is because you must first have a golden Shower with "The King".

I wish that "The King" would cut all his hair off.

[Saaya Irie]

Wish granted, but all his hair grows back instantly(I know, I'm not funny)

I wish that I can fly.

[hoverbike]

Granted, by right after that, Bush comes to kick you.

I wish that Bill Gates would talk to Sony about a problem. That problem being Jack.

[angelsky]

Granted Sony and Microsoft discuss Jack , but he double-crosses them for Nintendo 8)

I wish Nintendo made an alliance with Sony to halt Microsoft's advance :D

[Tobian]

granted: but the alliance back fires on them and MS walkes out with the bone ...

I wish for something nice to chew on.

[Fordgasm]

Granted, Here's your lollipop it's pen1s flavoured!

I wish for Killer Instinct 3.

[WhatRuOn]

Granted, the game is developed and published by EA because they recently purchased exculsive rights to all fighting games. So in turn, the game sucks.

I wish I was richer then stephencelmare360 :)

[hoverbike]

Granted, however stephencelmare360 gets mad and get's Bill Gates to kick you.

I wish that video games cost less.

[StrikeMaster Ice]

Wish Granted, but they all sucks.

I wish I can live forever.

[Lp Chris XII]

Granted, but you continue to age throughout your eternal lifespan, until you become a pile of dust.

I wish that I could think of a wish.

[c.a.p]

Granted, but you are struck by a bus before you can make said wish.

I wish I were a god.

[StrikeMaster Ice]

Wish granted, but you never did.

I wish I can be a genie and grant people wish only if I want to and no one can oder me for anything.

[soldier one]

granted, but since your god people stopped beleiving. :lol:

i wish people would stop bugging gretzky about the gambling he never did.

[The Butcher]

Granted but shortly after the Phoenix Coyotes team folds.

I wish the Maple Leafs never win the Stanley Cup again.

[StrikeMaster Ice]

Wish granted, but they won the Stanley Cup again next year.

I wish I have to power to stop time.

[Saaya Irie]

Wish granted, when you stopped the time, you froze yourself also.

I wish that I have an IQ of 5,000.

[The Butcher]

Granted but you are so smart every single person on the planet hates you

I wish that Jack Thompson just goes away

[soldier one]

wish granted no comeback because i like the idea. :lol:

i wish people would make smart wishes like that more often.

[SessDMC]

Granted, but all the stupid people make them meaning that there are no smart wishes.

I wish i really really had that 1967 Shelby GT 500, soo beautiful =]

[hoverbike]

Granted, However you are asked to give it up after using it once. You go on a insane path of damage after.

I wish that the Fart topic came back. Where did it go?

[angelsky]

Granted the topic comes back from where ever it was , but it becomes so funny that you die of a " fart attack " :lol:

I wish we could have sound avatars , that way i can record my big nasty fart :)


P.S. Really where is that fart topic ? Did a mod delete it ?

[hoverbike]

Wish granted, however instead Rebon puts in a smell mod that allows us to smell the farts too.

I wish that the topics didn't get deleted without us knowing why.

[The Butcher]

Granted but now troll topics fill the whole site up

I wish I could come up with something better than the Jack Thompson wish I made.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, however Jack Thompson hears this and remembers the time he played GTA and how much he liked it. After, he turned on GTA because Take-two sent him a letter saying that he can no longer play GTA because he is old.

I wish that a group of people would make a program to decode L33t speck!

[c.a.p]

Granted, but because of it's easy translation it becomes the world's dominant language.

I wish I had enough money for all three next generation consoles.

[The Butcher]

Granted but than no games come out for them

I wish that trolls will stop posting

[hoverbike]

Granted, however to spend all your money on learning to speck French.

I wish that the sun would be farting on earth.

[angelsky]

Granted , but so big is the fart that it destroys all life on Earth !!

I wish we move beyond the farting people !!!

[Tobian]

Granted, but the stench wont go away for sometime …

I wish for a smile upon every face.

[hoverbike]

Wish Granted, however those smiles fade away once they learn that the Sun once Farted on mother earth.

I wish that GT2 had better graphics.

[Saaya Irie]

Wish granted, but the "better" graphics of GT2 was to strong for the Playstation that it exploded.

I wish for $1,000,000 . :wink:

[The Butcher]

Wish granted but it is all in monopoly money

I wish that i had T3 internet connection

[Mr Turnip]

Granted, but the money is in Egyption currency, and on your way to the bank to change it to your currency you drop it down a drain

I wish for a Chevy 64 impala, and the new law that the age limit to get a driving license is 14 :wink: (hope i'm allowed two wishes)

Edit: Damn The Butcher got in before me :(

[The Butcher]

Granted but it is a toy car instead of a real one

I wish that people could corrupt my wishes :evil: :evil: :!:

[Mr Turnip]

Quick The Butcher! Change the 'could' to couldn't (i'm assuming that's what you meant to write)

[The Butcher]

Quick The Butcher! Change the 'could' to couldn't (i'm assuming that's what you meant to write)

No i mean could i think i have put up five wishes up and nobody could or would corrupt my wishes.

[Mr Turnip]

Oh, ok, i'll try and corrupt your wish about people being able to corrupt your wishes.

Granted, someone corrupts your wish, but they make it so bad you fall into a deep depression and soon get transported to a mental institution

I wish that my toy chevy was now real :)

[The Butcher]

Granted but it than the world rans out of oil

I wish I had a copy of FF7

[Firefox]

Granted but it doesn't work so all you can do is stare at the manual...

I wish that the ps3 will just release tommorow...

[Mr Turnip]

Granted but sinse they had to finish it real quick for your benefit, it has hardly any of the features promised, and it gets very bad reviews and doesn't sell well, SONY go bankrupt resulting in Mirosoft buying them out

I wish that my chevy can run on anything, so it can't run out of fuel

[Silas]

What are you meant to do here?

[Mr Turnip]

lol, read the first post and you'll understand, some of the ones on the earlier pages are quite funny, one person wishes, and then the next poster will corrupt their wish (eg i wished that i had a car, so the next poster granted it, but it was a toy car, because i didn't specify if it would be real or not)

[hoverbike]

Granted but sinse they had to finish it real quick for your benefit, it has hardly any of the features promised, and it gets very bad reviews and doesn't sell well, SONY go bankrupt resulting in Mirosoft buying them out

I wish that my chevy can run on anything, so it can't run out of fuel
Wish Granted, however when you put water in it to run, it turns out your car goes slow.

I wish that I can eat non-stop without getting fat or barfing.

[SessDMC]

Granted but ur Stomach gets tired and you have no digestive system.

I wish for the ability to overclock my 6600 AGP 8x graphics card

[hoverbike]

Granted, but when you do it over-heats and dies.

I wish that Time didn't go so fast.

[Mr Turnip]

Granted, but you didn't specify how much slower you want time to be, so it goes so slow everyone gets bored with their lives and they kill themselves

I wish i could have a HDTV and surround sound :(

[hoverbike]

Granted, but your mother walks in the room with water and spills it on the HDTV and Sound system making them both not work well.

I wish that Time would go slower to the point of not making me bored to death.

[Silas]

Granted, but the HDTV is 1 inch and the surround sound cannot be heard. (im getting the hang of this!)

I wish to get to be a moderator on this forum.

[hoverbike]

Granted, but the HDTV is 1 inch and the surround sound cannot be heard. (im getting the hang of this!)

I wish to get to be a moderator on this forum.
Wish not granted because they won't pick someone who asks to be a moderator.

I wish that disc's don't scatch ever.

[Saaya Irie]

Granted, but your mother walks in the room with water and spills it on the HDTV and Sound system making them both not work well.

I wish that Time would go slower to the point of not making me bored to death.

Granted, but you still got bored.


I wish to get to be a moderator on this forum."

Granted, but you didn't know how to be a moderator.

I wish that everyone in this forum would say curses 90% more often. :lol:

[Silas]

Damn, i wasnt asking though!

Wish granted, but they smash with the slightest touch at anyhing.

I wish to get a 24 carat 3 finger ring, with my name and address on it its that big!

[hoverbike]

Granted, but we end up all getting tried of it and we start flaming each other.

I wish that disc's don't end up dead.

[Mr Turnip]

Granted, but to celebrate your invincible discs, you get out your sharpest knife and test their un-scratchableness, in the process cutting all the fingers off your right hand, now you can never play a games console again :twisted:

I wish my PS2 was gold plated and it doesn't cost me anything, and is as light as it was anyway

Edit: i was a little late posting, sorry

[hoverbike]

Granted, but you end up selling it because the PS3 costs alot of money, more then anyone can think of.

I wish that my PS2 could play Xbox and Gamecube games.

[SessDMC]

To hoverbike

Granted, they do die, but then they come back to life and eat you! :lol:

I Wish that i have the best computer in the world.

[hoverbike]

To hoverbike

Granted, they do die, but then they come back to life and eat you! :lol:

I Wish that i have the best computer in the world.
Granted, but your computer becomes outdated within 5 minutes.

I wish that someone would answer my wish for the PS2 playing the Xbox and gamecube games.

[Mr Turnip]

Granted but bill gates hears of it and gets jealose, then sends his henchmen round your house to kick yaw ***

I wish that the PS3 costs £50

Hover bike, your wish is granted, but you can't play it due to your fingers are missing :twisted:

[Hokage]

Granted, but it must be made of solid cheese.

I wish I wasn't so amazing at everything.

[hoverbike]

Granted, but it must be made of solid cheese.

I wish I wasn't so amazing at everything.
Granted, you can't find a job and start moaning because of it.

I wish someone would answer my wishs instead of saying something new!

[SessDMC]

Granted but Chuck norrise disagrees with ur actions and round house kicke you!

I wish i could have a jucy beef burger.

[Mr Turnip]

I wish someone would answer my wishs instead of saying something new!

I edited my post to answer your wish


I wish I could *expletive deleted* slap Bush.

You slap him but he puts a missile in your mouth and you explode

I wish i could have a jucy beef burger.
You get one but it burns your mouth and you end up going to hospital

[hoverbike]

Granted but Chuck norrise disagrees with ur actions and round house kicke you!

I wish i could have a jucy beef burger.
Wish granted, however the burger is not cooked at all.

I wish that Bush would start talking without moving his lips.

[Mr Turnip]

I wish that Bush would start talking without moving his lips.

You get bored with it though, so you build a time machine to go back in time and change your wish, but it explodes, taking off your left hand, now you don't have any hands at all :twisted:

I wish i was amazing at free running

[Hokage]

Granted but Chuck norrise disagrees with ur actions and round house kicke you!

I wish i could have a jucy beef burger.
Wish granted, however the burger is not cooked at all.

I wish that Bush would start talking without moving his lips.

Granted, but thats only becuase you weiner is in his mouth.

I wish for a boquet of flowers for Valentines Day :heart:

[Mr Turnip]

I wish for a boquet of flowers for Valentines Day

Granted, but since you made a rude joke about hoverbike, he's the one who gives them to you in disguise as a woman, and the flowers are in fact colourful dynamite
I wish for my wish to be granted

[Firefox]

I wish for a boquet of flowers for Valentines Day

Granted, but since you made a rude joke about hoverbike, he's the one who gives them to you in disguise as a woman, and the flowers are in fact colourful dynamite
I wish for my wish to be grantedyou're wish for your wish to be granted for your wish has been granted to grant your
wish for your wish to be granted...keeps on going and going.

I wish that nothing bad out of my wishes will come.

[Mr Turnip]

I wish that nothing bad out of my wishes will come.

Granted, nothing bad can come out of your wishes

I wish that in firefox's case, 'good' means 'bad', so his last wish was "I wish that nothing good out of my wishes will come."

[Firefox]

granted but an anomaly in the space time continum causes your wish to happen
to you.

[Mr Turnip]

granted but an anomaly in the space time continum causes your wish to happen
to you.

Damn! You didn't make a wish

[Firefox]

oops..I wish that I can remember everything that has ever happened to me in my child
hood till now

[hoverbike]

Granted but Chuck norrise disagrees with ur actions and round house kicke you!

I wish i could have a jucy beef burger.
Wish granted, however the burger is not cooked at all.

I wish that Bush would start talking without moving his lips.

Granted, but thats only because you weiner is in his mouth.

I wish for a boquet of flowers for Valentines Day :heart:
You are a sick man/women.

Wish granted, however your child hood is full of school and everyone hates that.

I wish that Beef Burgers were more common.

[Silas]

Wish granted, but then all the cows run out. and because you eat to many they harvest your DNA to make a new one.

I wish that i was straight! :lol: (that was a joke)

[Mr Turnip]

I wish that I can remember everything that has ever happened to me in my child
hood till now

Wish granted, but it brings back horrible memories of you being bullied, and in an attempt of revenge you go to the bullies' house and blinded by your own anger you waste them all with a food blender to the face... and then you get arrested for something you couldn't let go

I wish i could have lucid dreams

[Silas]

Wish granted, but they are about men!

I wish i owned ebay and could take all the money transfered through it.

[Mr Turnip]

Wish granted, but they are about men!

:lol: But if it's lucid i controll it! And i wouldn't be dreaming about men :wink:


I wish i owned ebay and could take all the money transfered through it.

Granted, but you don't know how to run it, and you end up going bankrupt with several law suits against you

[Firefox]

Wish granted, but they are about men!

:lol: But if it's lucid i controll it! And i wouldn't be dreaming about men :wink:


I wish i owned ebay and could take all the money transfered through it.

Granted, but you don't know how to run it, and you end up going bankrupt with several law suits against youyou have to make a wish...

[Mr Turnip]

Oh yeah, sorry.

I wish... i will get straight As on my GCSEs

Oh, and i see you changed the text on your sig firefox

[hoverbike]

Granted, but you become smart and Bill Gates teams up with Conan and they both kick you hard.

I wish that Silas would run ebay for me while I'm gone.

[Saaya Irie]

Wish granted, Silas didn't run ebay properly that the people started to riot.

I wish the next wisher will not corrupt the next wisher .

[WhatRuOn]

Granted, the thread dies.

[hoverbike]

Wish granted, I will not corrupt the next wisher.

I wish that Silas ran ebay properly while i'm gone.

[StrikeMaster Ice]

Wish granted, but Silas forgot all about it after you are gone.

I wish no one reply to this topic anymore.

[hoverbike]

Wish not granted, the reason is because the rest of the topics will sag.

I wish that Silas would team up with Chuck Norris to get rid of Bush.

[wonders1982]

granted, but bush gets re-elected soon after again!

I wish i could breath under water

[Saaya Irie]

Wish granted, when you breathed underwater, you inhaled water into your lungs causing death.

I wish that New York's Board of Education would just go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

[hoverbike]

Granted, try coming to Canada next time.

I wish that this comment was true: "Putting the latest graphic-card in a PC is like throwing gold to pigs"

[angelsky]

Granted if by that you mean the CPU is worthless , but you take it so seriously that you stil keep your 3DFX :P


I wish this topic to be made a sticky 8)

[StrikeMaster Ice]

Wish granted, but it got delete right after it made sticky.

I wish the mods delete this thread. :twisted:

[nouse4aname68]

wish granted...but ill just make a new topic entitled wish corruptor ultimate!!

I wish i knew launch date/

[Silas]

Wish granted but its in July 3006

I wish that everybody would stop talking about me running ebay.

[Mr Turnip]

Granted... but that's a hard wish to currupt

[Silas]

Well you need to make a wish now.

[Mr Turnip]

I wish that another Time Splitters was out, and they made it twice as good as Future Perfect

[Silas]

Wish granted, but because its twice as good as FP the story mode lasts too long and you cant play multiplayer. As a result none of your friends want to talk to you and you die a social reject!

I wish that i was the inventor of windows and sued Bill Gates for taking it from me.

[Mr Turnip]

Granted but an unfortunate "accident" later that day left you dead inside your house... with a motherboard stuck in your head, and in your will that they found (in Bill Gates' handwriting) you leave everything to him, including your Microsoft monopoly.

I wish that emos stop pretending they are depressed because it's blatantly obvious that they're not

[Silas]

Wish granted. But because they are no longer depressed they turn into Neds (I think you call them chavs) and smash all of your windows with bricks. Your brand new PS3 gets hit with a brick that one of them threw and you die of greif!

I wish that i could go on Work experiance to R* offices in Dundee.

[Mr Turnip]

Granted, but i get there first and they're only taking one person in for work experience, and you watch in the pouring rain as i get to play on a half finished GTA 4 multiplayer with Sam Houser :lol:

I wish that my PS2 games and console would sell for £500 for some reason

[Silas]

Granted, but the £500 is fake money.

I wish that it wasnt raining when you went to the work experiance, and while i was sitting outside in th sun with a few beautiful blondes you were inside sweating in a room with a few hormonal game developers that were making glances at you.

[Mr Turnip]

Wow Silas, way to turn my dream work experience into.... an even better dream! :lol: Granted but the blondes are chavs / neds and they steal your wallet and stuff, whilst the game developers go outside for a break, i steal the software and go and trade in a half finished GTA 4 at GAME, and get a small fortune

I wish that i worked for Rockstar

Edit: That joke above was a JOKE and no more is to be spoken about it :P

[Silas]

Wish granted but because you cant programme they go bust and you commit suicide.

I wish that people would just take my word for it that i'm straight! (JOKE)

[Mr Turnip]

wait... you were joking about people taking your word for it...so you don't want people to take your word for it that you're straight? kk wish granted, from now on everybody thinks you are gay.

I wish that i didn't commit suicide and that i'm alive and well

[Silas]

Granted, but you still feel depressed and never laugh for the rest of your life. Every day you try to kill yourself but it doesnt work, and you fall into a deep pit of despair.

Good way for twisting my words there!

I wish that i had an infinite suply of PS3 Icons, and i could give them out to everybody!

[Mr Turnip]

So basically i'm now an emo :lol:

Granted, but everybody takes advantage of your good will and take all your items

I wish i had loads of skill points so i can put a glow on my name and change the colour of it

[Silas]

Granted but it turns pink and everybody calls you a poof!

I wish that there were less flamers and spammers on this forum.

[Mr Turnip]

Granted but it turns pink and everybody calls you a poof!

I was gonna make it pink any way though :D j/k

Granted but then you become obsessed with the PS3 when it comes out and you become a fan boy, you go on the forums and spam the Xbox section with fan boyism and eventually get banned

I wish that i was actually good at skating :(

[Silas]

I'm already a Fanboy!

Granted, but Tony Hawk gets jealous because activision make a Mr Turnips pro skater and kills you by smacking you on the head with his board. I can skate very good BTW, i'm in a tournament next week! Grand Prize: £300 wourth of Quicksilver vouchers!

I wish i won the compition.

[Mr Turnip]

Granted, you win the competition but i get jealose and take your prize money and by a new quicksilver skate board and hat

I wish i could skate fairly well, but not well enough for activision to make a game about me

[Silas]

Your just making this hard for me!

Ok, you skate well but not too good and when you attemp a 720 ollie you fall off your board and die! :P

[Mr Turnip]

Oooohh harsh! But you forgot to make a wish, unless you're bored of this now :lol: , we have been the only two playing the game the whole of this page, lol, scroll up!!

[Silas]

I suppose so, i think we need to wait until other people join in. I'll just make a final wish so that the new person can join in. If you want to answer it though you can.

I wish that i could use photoshop and was in the design squad.

[wonders1982]

granted, but it's photoshop v1 you know how to use and get fired as you can't use any of the new features it has today!

I wish for the worlds best home theatre system to play my ps3 on when it's released

[StrikeMaster Ice]

Wish granted, but you broke it when your trying hook it up.

I wish I have unlimit skill points.

[The Butcher]

Granted but than the Shop is closed forever

I wish I knew how to use Linux

[Silas]

Granted, but the shop crashed and you had nothing to spend them on.

I wish i had 1000000 contacts on msn.

[The Butcher]

Granted but it is all the same perosn just with a different email

Now lets try this again

I wish I knew how to use Linux

[Mr Turnip]

I wish I knew how to use Linux

Granted but as soon as you get to learn how to use it, it becomes out dated software, and you get laughed at for using it


I wish i had 1000000 contacts on msn.

First you have to get 10000000 friends :D

[Silas]

You have to wish now . . . .

[Mr Turnip]

I wish that my damn computer didn't get really slow for no apparent reason

[StrikeMaster Ice]

Wish granted, your computer is back to normal and suddenly it dead.

I wish we don't have five word minium rule.

[Silas]

Wish Granted.

[Firefox]

you have to corrupt the rule Silas, even if you want it :D
and you have to make a wish...

[SE fanboy]

I wish that the mods take all your skill points for braking the rule. :lol:

[Silas]

Sorry, just my terrible sense of humor.

I wish that all the people who are not active on this site would come back and post a lot so that the forum was very busy.