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MrFenwick
03-16-2007, 05:41
Source: http://kotaku.com/gaming/top/dirty-german-ps3-magazine-inferno-244688.php <br />
Interesting.... <br />
Can anyone send me the mag? j/k

THEBLAKWALSTREET
03-16-2007, 06:00
only 3 words for this............. what...... the... ****

Morganator
03-16-2007, 06:04
All I can say is wow! She is hot! :p

Puppet_Master
03-16-2007, 06:04
How about some game images instead?

MrFenwick
03-16-2007, 06:05
Thats how you sell a Magazine.

Clearfire1
03-16-2007, 06:06
:lol: :lol:

I like the Germans style!

inevitable
03-16-2007, 06:06
How about some game images instead?

that's european marketing to the max, if you want stuff to sell in Europe, sexual content ads are the best way to do it by far

Theft
03-16-2007, 06:11
Being German myself, I think that's a great way to promote things :) Everything in Europe is barely censored. This is usual stuff there. ^^

Jabjabs
03-16-2007, 06:12
Hmm, I must buy it... what is it?

inevitable
03-16-2007, 06:16
Hmm, I must buy it... what is it?

idk if that is sarcastic, it clearly shows ps3 in the top right corner

Fangrim
03-16-2007, 06:18
Is that a Kohler toilet she's sitting on?

Could be an Ifö tho... Not too sure.

Nice girl btw. I wouldn't buy the mag for that cover pic tho, unless... I'll leave it at that ;)

PS: I'm pretty sure it's a Kohler Power Lite.... http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/category.jsp?category=13&nsection=2&nsubsection=3&nitem=cat13

jogara
03-16-2007, 06:18
HAHA that is a awesome looking mag... wish i could pick it up in the states.

THEBLAKWALSTREET
03-16-2007, 06:21
Is that a Kohler toilet she's sitting on?

Could be an Ifö tho... Not too sure.

Nice girl btw. I wouldn't buy the mag for that cover pic tho, unless... I'll leave it at that ;)

PS: I'm pretty sure it's a Kohler Power Lite.... http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/category.jsp?category=13&nsection=2&nsubsection=3&nitem=cat13
hahaha who gives a sh!t (lol) what kind of toilet it is.

ShinMaruku
03-16-2007, 06:24
I'm gonna have to go to Europe now and find some Frauen. XD

Morganator
03-16-2007, 06:29
Can anyone say, sticky pages? JOKES HAHA :D

Jabjabs
03-16-2007, 06:32
idk if that is sarcastic, it clearly shows ps3 in the top right corner

Don't worry that was Sarcasm. ;)

Theft
03-16-2007, 06:34
hahaha who gives a sh!t (lol) what kind of toilet it is.

I totally agree with you lol

SuperSJ-PS3
03-16-2007, 06:39
How about some game images instead?

You're kidding right? :lol:

Anyways, anyone know her name? :)

snooper71
03-16-2007, 06:40
How about some game images instead?What are you talking about? Isn't that a game on the cover? I surely would play it.... Maybe not on that specific setup, but somewhere in that room I am sure there is something worth playing that game on. Imagine the "buttons" setup on there too ;)

gate777
03-16-2007, 15:05
That's Europe for you, sex sells and sex is everywhere. Heck, footballing newspapers and magazines have naked women in them. There's bare chested women on the beach and nobody screams put your top back on, nobody stares either, that's just the way of life.

bnolan56
03-16-2007, 15:21
All I have to say is don't forget to wipe.

NuSoardGraphite
03-16-2007, 15:43
Dudes, its the Germans. What the hell else do you expect. They've always been freaky!

When it comes to censorship etc, Europe is light-years ahead of the U.S. We're so uptight around here I'm surprised everyone isn't ****ting diamonds. We must look like a joke to the rest of the planet.

(sorry for the expetive, but I thought it appropriate to the conversation at hand)

crxdriver
03-16-2007, 16:10
I don't see anything freaky about this, it's all nature :) I imagine the USA version would be a picture of a plastic porn star, and that's not freaky, that's sick :)

airupthere23
03-16-2007, 16:16
Very very classy move :-/

Zer0Force
03-16-2007, 16:28
These should be playstation 3 ads..

ShinMaruku
03-16-2007, 16:33
Germans are rather welcoming.. :E

Saigon
03-16-2007, 16:35
damn she is hot as hell, send the mag over

Necronius
03-16-2007, 16:41
hahaha who gives a sh!t (lol) what kind of toilet it is.

Apparently SHE does. :P

And while she is incredibly attractive, Im sure they could have come up with something slightly more appealing for her to be doing than sitting on the crapper. What if shes a fan of Mexican food? Nothing sexy about that.:DD

majinvegeta
03-16-2007, 17:21
how stupid, what does gaming have to do with women?

Exenter
03-16-2007, 17:57
that girl is from the PS3 TV-commercial

ShinMaruku
03-16-2007, 18:06
Apparently SHE does. :P

And while she is incredibly attractive, Im sure they could have come up with something slightly more appealing for her to be doing than sitting on the crapper. What if shes a fan of Mexican food? Nothing sexy about that.:DD
I think they like it because her panties are down. :E

gS32tom
03-16-2007, 18:23
That's a picture of a german PS3 ad. ^^
This is living. ;)

I think I will look for that mag when I am near a kiosk.

UnReaL
03-16-2007, 18:43
You get sex and games in one Mag? Where do I sign up?:shock:

Nunalho
03-16-2007, 18:55
LIke i said, i hope she comes with the Euro bundle =)

AZdreamerboy
03-16-2007, 19:42
Nothing dirty here... Europeans are far less up tight about the human body and sexuality than repressed Americans. You can open almost any magazine in Europe and see photos of topless women in bra ads, breast feeding, etc. This has nothing to do with sexual gratification or objectification -- it's a realization that there is nothing to be ashamed of in the human body. Americans have a lot to learn from the Europeans in this regard -- maybe if we did, we'd have a lot less sexual crimes.

Now if they would only expose men as much as women... well, then that's something! :)

DontKnowMe
03-16-2007, 19:46
A magazine cover like that wouldn't even make to the store in the U.S.
I wish we were more like EU.



Now if they would only expose men as much as women... well, then that's something! :)

WTF!?! :no

Lionel Hutz
03-16-2007, 19:52
Now if they would only expose men as much as women... well, then that's something! :)

I don't really know how to take this comment :???:.

EDIT I see that flight_music beat me to it.

Wrath
03-16-2007, 20:01
Wow, yet another thread about how germans are "dirty"... If anything it should be called "Those open-minded Europeans".

Ubersnuber
03-16-2007, 20:10
idk if that is sarcastic, it clearly shows ps3 in the top right corner

I don't see it:confused:

oh..you just went double sarcasm on me, didn't you:oops:

[velocity]
03-16-2007, 20:20
Probably Gunther has been involved doing that magazine or something...

OMGashleysimpson
03-16-2007, 21:32
non sequitur photos

What does that mean? porn?

ShinMaruku
03-16-2007, 21:41
LIke i said, i hope she comes with the Euro bundle =)
If so I'd buy I'd drop the cash. More expensive yes but I still get a frau

Wrath
03-16-2007, 22:06
If so I'd buy I'd drop the cash. More expensive yes but I still get a frau

Hahaha, that made my day!

OMGashleysimpson
03-16-2007, 22:12
Soeaking of german, we had a sub in german class today and im pretty sure she is a retired pornstar. She had the exact look and said a bunch of dirty stuff and just acted like one would act.

ShinMaruku
03-16-2007, 22:59
Hahaha, that made my day!
Who wouldn't want a frau?

Wrath
03-16-2007, 23:01
Who wouldn't want a frau?

I´m with you on that for sure!

age one
03-17-2007, 00:26
I don't see anything wrong with it for the market, would be frouned upon in the US, thats for sure.

I traveled to europe a few years ago.. first place we landed was in Munich, while waiting for a plane to Portugal we went into the shops in the airport, at first it was a huge surprise, next to magazines like maxim there was just random porn.. not in black plastic bags with the name on it like in the US, just sitting there like it was nothing special...

we even found one in 3D that came with glasses.. I still kind wish I had bought it for posterity, but I was a chaperon for a high school class and being young my self didn't want it too seem as if I was doing something wrong.. considering it was a art class the teacher probably wouldn't have cared.

the next night in portugal (lisbon) we were watching tv in the hotel after curfew, and at random this show came on with... ohh man, it was the greatest thing I've ever seen... they were racing gas RC cars on this dirt track, and in the middle of the track there was a wicked hot chick stripping and dancing.. at the same time as the RC cars are hauling ass around.. so awesome.

unfortunately the only topless chicks we saw on the beaches or at the hotel pool during our trip were all big older germans. they were pretty nasty..

Nunalho
03-17-2007, 02:05
Nothing dirty here... Europeans are far less up tight about the human body and sexuality than repressed Americans. You can open almost any magazine in Europe and see photos of topless women in bra ads, breast feeding, etc. This has nothing to do with sexual gratification or objectification -- it's a realization that there is nothing to be ashamed of in the human body. Americans have a lot to learn from the Europeans in this regard -- maybe if we did, we'd have a lot less sexual crimes.

Now if they would only expose men as much as women... well, then that's something! :)


Where are americans uptight about the human body and sex??

We see tons of boobs and sex in american movies! Chics with chics and a lot of depravation.... Not to mention it´s the country with more boobjobs and porno flics in the world :???:

Those crazy partys with boobs and kegs flying around? Boob contests? Girls on the streets flashing boobs for some reason? Playboy mansion? lol....give me a break and call me spanky if that´s being uptight.

As far as i know, Paris hilton, Pam anderson, etc are american girls... and most of the well known pornstars are!

This "euro stereotype" applies to some countries only, but only a few in Europe.

airupthere23
03-17-2007, 02:30
Is that a Kohler toilet she's sitting on?

Could be an Ifö tho... Not too sure.

Nice girl btw. I wouldn't buy the mag for that cover pic tho, unless... I'll leave it at that ;)

PS: I'm pretty sure it's a Kohler Power Lite.... http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/category.jsp?category=13&nsection=2&nsubsection=3&nitem=cat13


hahaha who gives a sh!t (lol) what kind of toilet it is.

ROFL, how in the heck did you know that dude? I'm a little worried that you know

Me Myself and I
03-17-2007, 05:50
Heh, so this is what losing WWII has done to them. The Germans. :p

ShinMaruku
03-17-2007, 06:09
Funny Germans helped the Allies win (Aka people Hitler flung out or scared)

Wrath
03-17-2007, 15:02
Alright, could you guys stop the trash talk already? Being a german myself, it is not that amusing to get thrown into this WWII dilemma.

This is just an advertisement - keep that in mind!

NuSoardGraphite
03-18-2007, 19:37
Where are americans uptight about the human body and sex??

We see tons of boobs and sex in american movies! Chics with chics and a lot of depravation.... Not to mention it´s the country with more boobjobs and porno flics in the world :???:

Those crazy partys with boobs and kegs flying around? Boob contests? Girls on the streets flashing boobs for some reason? Playboy mansion? lol....give me a break and call me spanky if that´s being uptight.

As far as i know, Paris hilton, Pam anderson, etc are american girls... and most of the well known pornstars are!

This "euro stereotype" applies to some countries only, but only a few in Europe.

It is "The Powers That Be" in the United States that are all uptight about the human body and sexuality. The reason why we see such things as Wet T-shirt contests and Playboy Mansion (which I've been invited to by the way...hurray!) and sex in just about every movie and TV soap opera is because it is a reaction to the gestapo-like tactics of the Morality police presence in the United States.

We are years behind Europe when it comes to freedom of speech/press/expression. Just ask any morning radio DJ, Rap or Rock artist or Stand-up Comic.

Tetsu
03-18-2007, 19:56
We are years behind Europe when it comes to freedom of speech/press/expression. Just ask any morning radio DJ, Rap or Rock artist or Stand-up Comic.
Yes, and that's a good thing. We have enough garbage in this country as it is. Stain your walls and whatever the heck else you want, but you do have to live with yourself.

dead_zen
03-18-2007, 22:13
Is that a Kohler toilet she's sitting on?

Could be an Ifö tho... Not too sure.

Nice girl btw. I wouldn't buy the mag for that cover pic tho, unless... I'll leave it at that ;)

PS: I'm pretty sure it's a Kohler Power Lite.... http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/category.jsp?category=13&nsection=2&nsubsection=3&nitem=cat13

Your knowledge of toiletries both repulses me and interests me.

It raises many questions but, most of all, there's a toilet in that picture?

solinent
03-18-2007, 22:14
Your knowledge of toiletries both repulses me and interests me.

It raises many questions but, most of all, there's a toilet in that picture?

Yeah. That's my opinion exactly.

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