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Nikhil
10-08-2007, 05:35
Never, ever, and I mean ever, drink a glass of water, followed by a large glass of extra dark chocolate milk, followed by another glass of water within the span of 7 minutes. Around 30 seconds after aforementioned idiocy, your stomach will want to explode. No, it's not content with simply wanting to vomit. It will want to explode in all directions. Your stomach will feel like a layered sandwich of water and milk. And the layers will not mix.

In other words... It sucks.

MrFenwick
10-08-2007, 05:39
Well thank you for that helpful information. I don't think I would ever drink that much in such a short time anyways, but now I know I won't. ^_^

softtack
10-08-2007, 05:42
This actually makes me want to try it more.

Off to the kitchen!

TH3 GAM3
10-08-2007, 05:45
That doesn't sound good at all. Milk + Water = BAD

MikeAaronB
10-08-2007, 05:48
Oh jeez, boy am I glad you posted this. I was just about to press the glass to my lips.

Hey, thanks Nikhil!

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Behemoko
10-08-2007, 05:52
Why is that a bad combo, I've drank water and milk together before, and nothing ever happens, lol.

WonsAuto
10-08-2007, 06:38
Why is that a bad combo, I've drank water and milk together before, and nothing ever happens, lol.

But was it DARK CHOCOLATE milk? :shock:

Jakibikajasy
10-08-2007, 06:47
Extra dark chocolate milk? I've never heard of such a thing.

Behemoko
10-08-2007, 06:48
But was it DARK CHOCOLATE milk? :shock:

I'm going to assume this is a joke as no such thing exists where I live.

poematik14
10-08-2007, 06:53
But was it DARK CHOCOLATE milk? :shock:

That sounds so delcious right now.

WonsAuto
10-08-2007, 06:56
I'm going to assume this is a joke as no such thing exists where I live.

Hey, it does where Nikhil lives.


Never, ever, and I mean ever, drink a glass of water, followed by a large glass of extra dark chocolate milk, followed by another glass of water within the span of 7 minutes. Around 30 seconds after aforementioned idiocy, your stomach will want to explode. No, it's not content with simply wanting to vomit. It will want to explode in all directions. Your stomach will feel like a layered sandwich of water and milk. And the layers will not mix.

In other words... It sucks.

It's even EXTRA dark in his neck of the woods. :lol:

Nikhil
10-08-2007, 08:16
Haha, it was Hershey's Special Dark Syrup.

Thankfully, the explosive feeling in my stomach has now subsided.


Why is that a bad combo, I've drank water and milk together before, and nothing ever happens, lol.
I don't think it was the initial water that did it, but the water after the milk.


Don't y'all love my GCC threads?

softtack
10-08-2007, 08:19
Yes we do Mr. Moderator. 8)

More Ovaltine please!

Axe&Hammer
10-08-2007, 08:36
Kids:More chocolate Ovaltine please!!!!

Nikhil:Can we have extra dark chocolate flavor!?

MILF:No,shut up,now were did that the handsome Mr.Axe go?



:3

jakncoke
10-08-2007, 16:38
I lol'd, you should have made your puke and then took a pic or made a video of you doing this and then puked.

Lord_Luud
10-08-2007, 17:07
[quote=jasonbay;2037259]I lol'd, you should have made your puke and then took a pic or made a video of you doing this and then puked.[/quote

What.

jakncoke
10-08-2007, 17:42
Are you confused or just amazed that I wanted visual evidence to laugh at ?

ninjaboy
10-08-2007, 18:43
Also, don't stick pencils into your ears; and never inject bleach into your retinas.

Lord_Luud
10-08-2007, 18:48
Yes, this should be a thread for giving seemingly innocent but potentially life preserving advice.

Also, @ jasonbay. Neither confused, nor amazed. I was horrified.

soldier one
10-08-2007, 18:57
To add to his advice if you feel like you going to throw up, dont eat a whole bag of cooler ranch doritoes lol. I still regret that, especially since i had to go to work.

ankit
10-08-2007, 19:44
ahhh! the fruits of modern bravado lol

WonsAuto
10-08-2007, 19:50
While we're at it:

Don't drink Mountain Dew if you're nauseas with a hangover. It's immediate fail.

Uncool
10-08-2007, 21:53
This thread is a nightmare waiting to happen *checks bowel movements* yup I think I just got bloated reading this. :lol: