Hooray it's your birthday! Happy birthday!
Now you're asking for it you second class British citizen.
You're not a massive troll.
I wouldn't really call that an insult to be honest. It is the truth after all, and I revel in it.
So yeah. You're a loser for messing up a simple insult.
Haven't insulted you in a while.
You're a dick.
Cya in a week.
Oh yeah? Well...you have a face for radio!
If your life had a face I would punch it.
Well that's what makes me so unique. I don't want to be one of the sheep (get it? cause sheep are drones of people, and also cause you have raunchy sweaty sex with sheep? HA!).
I don't think I like your tone...
Someone must have made a mistake. I'll let the people in power know.
Just kidding, congrats mister.
Well, that took a while.
Took me 5 days, but hello there sir.