Would You Rather?

Soccer but freestyling.
Would you rather pose naked for a painting or paint a naked old lady?

I'd rather paint her.

Would you rather listen to very crappy house music from the early 90's or great Drum N Bass?

I'm not big into either, but House seems to be more repetitive (going by groups like Daft Punk). So I'll have to go with Drum N Bass.

Would you rather stay the way you are, or obtain incredible super powers, but you're wang and genitals must be removed. (And no, you can't have a power to reproduce them).

My friends and I had a great debate over this recently. lol

obtain super incredible powers..I'll have sex with my mind..mind orgasms..I'll go into her mind like professor X and literally mind**** her lolol

would you rather get stabbed by wolverine to death or crushed by the hulks *****?

Crushed by The Hulk..would probably be a quicker death.

Would you rather go life without sex or die before you turn 30 but have any woman you want whenever you wanted.

:p

Life without sex, I'll masturbate and order those silicone dolls from Japan lmao

would you rather have a dick on your head or attached to your nose?

LMFAO! I laughed at that one :lol:
Well my nose is pretty much an upside down dick anyway so i choose nose. It would be pretty funny making babies that way :snicker

Would you rather be stuck in a coffin alive or be stuck in a sauna at the hottest.

sauna, i could use a good steam.

Would you rather be homeless, but very attractive or have a home and very ugly.

homeless and attractive. I could start doing modeling then eventually get a girlfriend. Things go good from there, I move in her house, get married, have sexy babies, and the cycle continues :)

Would you rather be famous because of a lie or not famous and do something so super human but not get recognised.

do something superhuman..I wouldn't anyone to know I have powers..

would you rather fly but never walk again or be invisible but never appear again?

fly
would you rather prefer multicultural countries or countries with one dominant culture

countries with one dominant culture

small boobs, but big butt, or big butt, but small boobs?

isnt that the same thing you just repeated lol..anyways i know what u mean...big b**bs plz
would u rather have super speed or flight

Flight is way cooler

Would you rather die young and famous or very old and a nobody?

Very old and a nobody. I don't give a **** if i'm famous or not.
Would you rather Would you rather wake up to find you have grown non removable D cup breasts or that your testicles have disappeared?

my testicles have dissapeared..I already have man-tits

would you have something really cool that you can't open, but it will be really valuable in the future or something really cool you can open but that automatically loses its value when opened?

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my testicles have dissapeared..I already have man-tits

would you have something really cool that you can't open, but it will be really valuable in the future or something really cool you can open but that automatically loses its value when opened?

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tough one. i'd guess i'd open it.

Would you rather live in the arctic or live an a desert assuming you have the basic means of living

definitly desert
would u rather give a loan to a person who genuinely needs help or a person who would give you back much more money but doesn't need it badly at the moment

The 2nd one .. More profit that way.
Would you rather be caught masturbating by your siblings or your parents? If you don't have one, lets say you have a sister.

parents, because my siblings would hold that over me and use it for blackmail
would you rather lose your sight or ur limbs (both arms and legs)

lose sight, I hear there's an experimental procedure that kinda brings it back anyway

be deaf for life or be fertile for life? fertile being, you feel the pleasure, but as much as you wanna shoot your load, you can't and thus you cannot feel the full satisfaction LOL

be fertile
rather have all the money in the world or get every thing for free but have no money(seems kinda stupid i know but it isnt)

have everything for free..I always imagine myself with a super power of where I think of something, anything, it appears in front of me..

no legs or no arms?

No arms cause i have a Hot maid to feed me.
Would you rather have to take a crap and stuck on a bus or Get hit in the sack with high heels? (all i had)

heels.i got balls of steel!
would you rather consume your most disliked food/drink suck o a hobo's toe?