I am Arnold Swarzenegger.
Why do elephants love toenails?
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I am Arnold Swarzenegger.
Why do elephants love toenails?
Cause you can bite them if you're flexible enough.
How much does your mother weigh?
Ooh she likes to weigh lots of things like sugar and flourQuote:
Originally Posted by spyrde
Why does lady gaga have the prefix "lady"?
To hide the fact she is really a human/dildo hybrid.
Is it natural to sh*t candy floss?
No. It's only natural too shiizz jelly beans.
Why are baby chickens in eggs?
So they can make egg sandwiches when they get hungry, Duh.
Where do babies come from?
Babies come from taradacltes that fly through the air and deliver them through hospitols.Quote:
Originally Posted by darky89
Why cant penguins fly?
They can fly
Why is rain wet?
Because I'm so good looking.
Why am I so good looking?
They cant fly from where i come from. Its wet because it feel like feeling wet.Quote:
Originally Posted by LfCpS3
Why is fire cold?
'Cause your darky89.Quote:
Originally Posted by darky89
Because it's tasty.Quote:
Originally Posted by wesmore24
Why did Quinns parents hate her getting pregnant?
Cause Quinn is actually a space alien and was about to give birth to a tomato.
Why Beverly Hills? Why nowhere else?
90210 is why.
If she sells sea shells by the sea shore, are the sea shells that she sell sea shells for sure?
NO
When will my cakes arrive
Never, Teh cakes is a lie. Why do i like a do da Cha-cha?Quote:
Originally Posted by spyrde
Because you're a wonderful queen.
Since when?
Since 1969.
why is there balloons all over my lounge? (There actually is balloons all over my lounge)
The balloons have no where else to go. Why do the Celtics suck?Quote:
Originally Posted by x6Teen
Please don't bring that **** here.
Why do cheese have holes in them?
I apalogize, really im serious (only because you said please.). Cheese need to breathe from somewhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by x6Teen
Why do people have fingers?
How else can we have grip on a chubby?
Why do many girls only care about their looks even though they're ugly?
Because they have a bland personality and their looks are the only thing they can change.
Why do some guys like putting on dresses?
They enjoy showing their feminin side.
Why doesnt honey mustard taste like mustard?
Cause it's a naruto fan.
Why are TV's grey when they are turned off?
cause I farted on them
why is chokolat bunniez made uv brown stuffz? derp derp derp dooo