728 It's like a sin, on the guy commandment's list, to not have one especially in the country.
The city folks are a exception. :snicker

726 I need a four wheeler so bad.

721 Vrooommm Vrooom!

719 Ray of sunshine!

711 Candy strippers, eh? *plays movie*

701. I've seen betters days. I've been the star of many plays.

699 I like Kurolina. It sounds like Carolina. :snicker

696 You're now officially wearing all of the suffering rings. Congrats, bro.

669 Damn It.You can't call me that. I'll fall in love.:/

666 Darky, I will break into your house and give you a foot massage! :snicker

660. Another thing hookers and twinkies have in common is the fact that they both are filled with white cream. :snicker

658 I like to slap people with twinkies.

656 For drugs yo.

654 I need to grow 5 more inches. Height wise. It would help down there also.

631 Vaginas are attacking the world.

The only reason I'll purchase the WII U. I am f**king ready:D

466 Kingdom hearts

431 This is depending on what you want. I'm a classy broad. :D

428 Depending on how much money you have, Updatass. :snicker
The eyegasms has not started yet. :D

425 Damn right. Dickachu I choose you!

423 The division of your legs is awesome.

413 She has a 7 disc changer in her car and I'm in every single slot so you're not.

348 I'm ready for this shizzz.

346 I'm ready for the FFV11 remake. :D

344 I'm gonna cream all over myself!