View Poll Results: Do you like Mudkips?

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  • Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS.

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  • /b/anned

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  • O RLY?

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  • NEW AND EXCITING (a.k.a cold)

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  • Copypasta ruins every last bit of originality

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  • Go back to /u/ dammit

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  1. #1

    So i herd u liek mudkip

    One day on Halloween, I decided to **** with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
    "So I heard you like Mudkips..."
    "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."
    "O RLY? So, would you ever **** a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a Mudkips') "OF COURSE."
    "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."
    Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
    Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
    I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still ****ing it and baying this real ****ed up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
    I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the **** out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
    A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
    So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.
    I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight. My mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

    So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?


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    Wow, this is probably the weirdest thing I have ever read...like the Fresh Prince reference at the end though, that show was the shiznatch! (Actually had to look up what a Mudkip was...I just don't get the whole Pokemon thing...)

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    I have one thing to say to you

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    In before b&



    Me thinks we have another candidate for the Hall of Shame. ^_^

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    Me thinks we have another candidate for the Hall of Shame. ^_^
    I couldn't be any happier


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    This whole mudkip thing doesn't work outisde /b/ :P But njaah, I just keep this thread here.
    Also, I actually DON'T like mudkip. I'm into desu.
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    Somebody.....tell me what all this /b/ and /u/ stuff is NOW! I see it at other forums and don't know what it means! So somebody tell me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mael Duin View Post

    This whole mudkip thing doesn't work outisde /b/ :P But njaah, I just keep this thread here.
    Also, I actually DON'T like mudkip. I'm into desu.
    anon approves

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingJordan View Post
    Somebody.....tell me what all this /b/ and /u/ stuff is NOW! I see it at other forums and don't know what it means! So somebody tell me!
    wikipedia is j00r freind

    another place to expand your interweb knowledge:
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    Wow, out of the 4 of us who voted, we got a total of 2 answers.

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    lazy image macro explains all,you fail op

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe&Hammer View Post
    USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.


    srsly this is awesome. kthxbai

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    not even a neck.

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    Pointless threads FTW!!!

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    what the...... ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 maybe some 11s

    so anyway.... meh
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    I has made up my mind.



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    A challenger appears.



    (Mudkip is supposed to be plural)

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    This thread has me confused.


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    Savor it, he doesn't dance very often.

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    I agree with this image macro


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    PS3Forums. Serious Business.


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    So was the kid actually retarded?
    and what is a mudkip?


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    and just for kicks, proof that /u/ is superior


    too bad it's has been filled with crap lately

    and for the record the pedobear seal is only there because I can't find a yuri bunny seal, besides loli isn't even allowed at /u/


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