So i herd u liek mudkip

**UltimaMasamune** · 11-12-2007

One day on Halloween, I decided to **** with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I heard you like Mudkips..."
"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."
"O RLY? So, would you ever **** a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a Mudkips') "OF COURSE."
"Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still ****ing it and baying this real ****ed up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the **** out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.
I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight. My mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?

**MonkeyClaw** · 11-12-2007

Wow, this is probably the weirdest thing I have ever read...like the Fresh Prince reference at the end though, that show was the shiznatch! (Actually had to look up what a Mudkip was...I just don't get the whole Pokemon thing...)

**UltimaMasamune** · 11-12-2007

I have one thing to say to you

LURK MOAR

**MonkeyClaw** · 11-12-2007

Yes, lurk moar to the extreme! That is the way I roll!

**softtack** · 11-12-2007

In before b&

Me thinks we have another candidate for the Hall of Shame. ^_^

**UltimaMasamune** · 11-12-2007

In before b&

It's inb4b7

lern to internet

Me thinks we have another candidate for the Hall of Shame. ^_^

I couldn't be any happier

**Mael Duin** · 11-12-2007

This whole mudkip thing doesn't work outisde /b/ :P But njaah, I just keep this thread here.
Also, I actually DON'T like mudkip. I'm into desu.

**KingJordan** · 11-12-2007

Somebody.....tell me what all this /b/ and /u/ stuff is NOW! I see it at other forums and don't know what it means! So somebody tell me!

**UltimaMasamune** · 11-12-2007

Originally Posted by Mael Duin

This whole mudkip thing doesn't work outisde /b/ :P But njaah, I just keep this thread here.
Also, I actually DON'T like mudkip. I'm into desu.

anon approves

Gurren Lagann gar in appreciation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_YEQV1vSYI

Originally Posted by KingJordan

Somebody.....tell me what all this /b/ and /u/ stuff is NOW! I see it at other forums and don't know what it means! So somebody tell me!

wikipedia is j00r freind

another place to expand your interweb knowledge:
http://lurkmore.com/wiki/index.php?title=4chan
http://lurkmore.com/wiki/index.php?title=/b/

**Behemoko** · 11-12-2007

Wow, out of the 4 of us who voted, we got a total of 2 answers.

**NinjaFridge** · 11-12-2007

Thou shalt not steal from the chan

**Axe&Hammer** · 11-12-2007

lazy image macro explains all,you fail op

**softtack** · 11-12-2007

Originally Posted by Axe&Hammer

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.

srsly this is awesome. kthxbai

**Phaded** · 11-12-2007

not even a neck.

**SnakeDevil** · 11-12-2007

Pointless threads FTW!!!

**FallingBullets** · 11-12-2007

what the...... ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 maybe some 11s

so anyway.... meh

**KingJordan** · 11-12-2007

I has made up my mind.

**softtack** · 11-12-2007

A challenger appears.

(Mudkip is supposed to be plural)

**KingJordan** · 11-12-2007

This thread has me confused.

**Phaded** · 11-12-2007

Savor it, he doesn't dance very often.

**Axe&Hammer** · 11-13-2007

I agree with this image macro

**roosters93** · 11-13-2007

PS3Forums. Serious Business.

**Carsonal** · 11-13-2007

So was the kid actually retarded?
and what is a mudkip?

**UltimaMasamune** · 11-13-2007

and just for kicks, proof that /u/ is superior

too bad it's has been filled with crap lately

and for the record the pedobear seal is only there because I can't find a yuri bunny seal, besides loli isn't even allowed at /u/