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    But, they had a dangerous task ahead. Old Mrs. Jenkins house was surrounded by dogs. Would their suits hold up?

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    Well, they thought so, or at least they hoped so. In fact Lenny was nervous as a squirrel that's been stuck in a bag of moldy tangerines. As they approached Mrs. Jenkins house...



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    Lenny started to wonder if he had remembered to take the bread he was baking out of the oven.Just then ms.Jenkins busted through the door with a ninja suit on and.......
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    George says to Lenny, "Did you juust grab my ass?" Lenny now has the look on his face as if George just asked Lenny the effing square root of something. George says, "because if you did id understand. But you barking up the wrong tree pal."



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    While they were preoccupied talking to each other, Mrs. Jenkins started doing the electric slide. You see, Mrs. Jenkins was crazy, like a fox. She then proceeded to walk along her long fence line which bordered her walk way to the main street, teetering as she tried dancing on it. Her dogs were getting nervous, they tried approaching her, but.....

    Also, when characters talk, use parenthesis. "



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    just then, the character Newman from the Seinfield television series appeared out of nowhere dancing. His dance moves were as graceful as a....
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    then the world exploded THE END

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    just then, the character Newman from the Seinfield television series appeared out of nowhere dancing. His dance moves were as graceful as a....
    Swan. A swan that's been taken into home depot and beaten with hockey sticks. Anyways, he runs to Old Mrs. Jenkins, and saves her from falling on top of her dogs, the postmen are dumbfounded at what they just saw.

    (Gizmo356- Stop derailing the thread, seriously.)



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    They saw Patrick Swayze and Christopher Walken shaking a leg.



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    But then they realized the story was getting bloated by too many characters, and too little which actually pertains to the story line.

    But seriously, kill off those characters, there's no way we'll be able to manage this many characters in this story, other wise we'll go off on irrelevant tangents every 4 seconds about a character that nobody knows anything about.
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    Anyways, Newman caught Old Mrs. Jenkins just in time, but nobody knew his true intentions. Slowly, he pulled a.......



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    .....parcel out of his mail bag and gave it to old Mrs. Jenkins.

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    Mrs. Jenkins then took the parcel, opened it, and revealed it was a set of instructions. The instructions read, "1) tell Gizmo to please stop. 2).........."
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    a bag of carefully separated sequins, and 3... An ejecting pie full of anthrax. Suddenly Old Mrs. Jenkins Collapsed, and Newman roared out in maniacal laughter. Lenny and George proceeded to..



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    finish their job. They were about 25 feet from the dogs, when Lenny chickened out and .....................
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    started running for the sidewalk. A huge angry Rottweiler attacked him, biting his leg, luckily he had a......



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    steak, and so when he threw the steak a distance away from him, the dog followed suit. The only thing in the dog's mind was, "Juicy steak is much better than human." And then...
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    Newman started sprinting down the street into the distance. George and Lenny both gained their composure, stepped over the dead body of Old Mrs. Jenkins, and delivered their package on the doorstep. Only one thing was wrong, Mrs. Jenkins was dead, and she couldn't sign the papers to prove the package had been delivered.



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    So, they forged her signature.

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    Afterwards, George and Lenny decided that it was time for them to quit their job at the post office and do something safer. They decided to join the military!



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    After battling through boot camp, they were on the way to their first tour in Iraq when the news came on that...

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    The president of Iran had been assassinated! There was now an all out war between the US and the middle east!

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    As George and Lenny were both of an Iranian descent (what a twist!) they were asked to infiltrate the Iranian government as spies to search for the location of a secret mobile nuclear device that Iran had been developing.

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    As they snuck through a dark corridor, Lenny noticed a secret room. As they walked in, they saw a big red button....



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    and Lenny pressed the button but...

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    nothing. What was wrong? Then suddenly......

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