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    The stupid thread

    Dumb pictures, quotes, sighns, anything of that nature can be posted here.

    Here are some comments on warning labels I came across.


    -- Unknown Air Conditioner
    Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.


    -- Life saving device
    This is NOT a life saving device

    -- Various Computers
    Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue


    --Child-Sized Superman Costume
    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.


    --Unknown Hair Coloring
    Do not use as an ice cream topping.


    --Unknown Mattress
    Warning: Do not attempt to swallow


    --Unknown Blow Dryer
    Warning: Do not use while sleeping.


    More to come, please avoid spamming as this is a prime target.

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    Oh my god XD That is so stupid! lol but genuinly funny.
    If you put limits on yourself on what you do, you may aswell be dead.It will eventually spread into your entire being. There are no limits only plateauxs. You must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you.

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    Ahh, such an old thread, but so funny!

    I got one:

    "Your mouse just moved, windows will restart for the change to take place"

    Lol, remiinds me of my computer....

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    Ha, thanks for reminding me how pathetic many of my threads have been. This is what, the second reply?

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    Yeah, but it sure made me laugh. Got any more of those?

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    I had a bunch but I dont remember where I got them...

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    Web www.thelewisbunch.net


    Funny Warning Labels



    On Compaq Mouse:
    Warning: Mouse works only while connected to computer.

    On bag of ice:
    Keep out of the reach of childeren, contents may be cold.
    (Naw, ya think?)

    On a box of Paperclips:
    WARNING: Do not insert into electrical outlets more than 15volts!
    (So we can put it into a 14 volt one?)

    On Parachute Bag:
    Do not use outdoors, risk of failure possile. Use at your own risk.
    (Err.........................ok?)

    On Sears hairdryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.
    (Gee, it's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (The shoplifter special!)

    On a bar of Dial soap:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.
    (And that would be how?)

    On some Swan frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.
    (But it's *just* a suggestion!)

    On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
    Fits one head.

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
    (printed on bottom of the box)
    Do not turn upside down.
    (Too late! You lose!)

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.
    (Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.
    (But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)

    On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.
    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

    On Nytol sleep aid:
    Warning: may cause drowsiness.
    (One would hope!)

    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning keep out of children.
    (Or pets! What's for dinner?)

    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.
    (As opposed to use in Outer space.)
    (Or underground)

    On a Japanese food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.
    (Now I'm curious.)

    On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: contains nuts.

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
    (What the….?)

    On a child's superman costume:
    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

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    Lol! Those are some good ones indeed. This is my favorite...

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
    (printed on bottom of the box)
    Do not turn upside down.
    (Too late! You lose!)

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    Yeah, i like that one...this ones pretty creepy:
    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
    (What the….?)

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    Hehe, i PMed the fella with da monkey avy, he said he made it himself, what a twit. He couldve fooled somebody, although i dont know who would be so stupid as to fall for that trick. Then again ps3i IS.......

    Hehe, everybody hates me cept for a few people who are smart. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! The Staff Member thought the forsaken thing was real! Its funny how 50% of the forum hates me 25% respect me and 25% agree with almost everything i say but still....

    Just take a look at the What is Square working on thread and youll know what i mean


    PS: To those of you that understood all the jack i wrote: Wow, you are good, i didnt even understand myself

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    Yes he did.

    And why don't you like ultimategamer2004 richjwild? Just curious.

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    LINK ME UP!!!

    The guys messed up if you ask me.

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    I see. - What's the 'stoke triangle' btw?

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    LOL. Thats the funniest thing I've heard all day. Oh and I love the diagram. Very prfessional .

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    there are so many pointless threads on PS3i. One guy even thought that Sony canceled the CELL Procduction because the console melted during a test run.

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    There has been a tv ad about the Zodiac I believe.

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    I havnt watched tv in....3 weeks maybe? It gets boring after a while i know, im messed up

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    It just seems to take you to the gmail log in page. The URL looks dynamic. If you are trying to link to an image or something like that its more likely to be a static url.

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    Try www.tinypic.com, its really simple and you dont need to register. soooo simple. i use it

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