The stupid thread

**Blake** · 02-16-2004

Dumb pictures, quotes, sighns, anything of that nature can be posted here.

Here are some comments on warning labels I came across.

-- Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

-- Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device

-- Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

--Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

--Unknown Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

--Unknown Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

--Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

More to come, please avoid spamming as this is a prime target.

**Kamesenshin** · 02-16-2004

Oh my god XD That is so stupid! lol but genuinly funny.

**Dragonlance** · 07-28-2004

Ahh, such an old thread, but so funny!

I got one:

"Your mouse just moved, windows will restart for the change to take place"

Lol, remiinds me of my computer....

**Blake** · 07-28-2004

Ha, thanks for reminding me how pathetic many of my threads have been. This is what, the second reply?

**Dragonlance** · 07-28-2004

Yeah, but it sure made me laugh. Got any more of those?

**Blake** · 07-28-2004

I had a bunch but I dont remember where I got them...

**Dragonlance** · 08-02-2004

Web www.thelewisbunch.net

Funny Warning Labels

On Compaq Mouse:
Warning: Mouse works only while connected to computer.

On bag of ice:
Keep out of the reach of childeren, contents may be cold.
(Naw, ya think?)

On a box of Paperclips:
WARNING: Do not insert into electrical outlets more than 15volts!
(So we can put it into a 14 volt one?)

On Parachute Bag:
Do not use outdoors, risk of failure possile. Use at your own risk.
(Err.........................ok?)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, it's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swan frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's *just* a suggestion!)

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
(Or pets! What's for dinner?)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in Outer space.)
(Or underground)

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(What the….?)

On a child's superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

**Blake** · 08-02-2004

Lol! Those are some good ones indeed. This is my favorite...

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

**Dragonlance** · 08-02-2004

Yeah, i like that one...this ones pretty creepy:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(What the….?)

**richjwild** · 08-10-2004

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**Dragonlance** · 08-12-2004

Hehe, i PMed the fella with da monkey avy, he said he made it himself, what a twit. He couldve fooled somebody, although i dont know who would be so stupid as to fall for that trick. Then again ps3i IS.......

Hehe, everybody hates me cept for a few people who are smart. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! The Staff Member thought the forsaken thing was real!

Its funny how 50% of the forum hates me 25% respect me and 25% agree with almost everything i say but still....

Just take a look at the What is Square working on thread and youll know what i mean

PS: To those of you that understood all the jack i wrote: Wow, you are good, i didnt even understand myself

**richjwild** · 08-12-2004

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**Seb** · 08-12-2004

Yes he did.

And why don't you like ultimategamer2004 richjwild? Just curious.

**Dragonlance** · 08-12-2004

LINK ME UP!!!

The guys messed up if you ask me.

**richjwild** · 08-12-2004

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**Seb** · 08-12-2004

I see. - What's the 'stoke triangle' btw?

**richjwild** · 08-12-2004

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**Seb** · 08-12-2004

LOL. Thats the funniest thing I've heard all day. Oh and I love the diagram. Very prfessional

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**Dragonlance** · 08-12-2004

there are so many pointless threads on PS3i. One guy even thought that Sony canceled the CELL Procduction because the console melted during a test run.

**richjwild** · 08-12-2004

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**Blake** · 08-13-2004

There has been a tv ad about the Zodiac I believe.

**Dragonlance** · 08-14-2004

I havnt watched tv in....3 weeks maybe? It gets boring after a while

i know, im messed up

**richjwild** · 09-01-2004

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**Seb** · 09-01-2004

It just seems to take you to the gmail log in page. The URL looks dynamic. If you are trying to link to an image or something like that its more likely to be a static url.