Lol at Persona 3: FES Wiki (contains some profanity)

**1lyi1** · 09-29-2008

Mitsuru Kirijo

Mitsuru Kirijo (桐条美鶴, Kirijō Mitsuru?) Voiced by: Rie Tanaka (Japanese), Tara Platt (English)
Persona: Pussaliah, Artemisia of The Empress arcanum Mitsuru is the only child of the head of the Kirijo Group, Takeharu Kirijo. She is also the school's top ranking valedictorian and student council president. In battle she wields one-handed swords such as rapiers and corn dogs. Her Personas excel at ice spells, and she is the most powerful offensive magic caster aside from the Main Character.
Mitsuru has been battling Shadows for a long time, as the unofficial leader of SEES. At the beginning of the game she ****s the **** out of the main character and acts as a support character, offering analysis and advice. She joins the party in combat only after the ****ery of Fuuka Yamagishi, whose analysis power is much stronger.
Throughout the story, Mitsuru hides many details about her persona's name being Pussaliah and the Dark Hour from the group, due to feelings of guilt over her family's involvement in the strip club accident that created them. Since her grandfather was responsible for everything, she believes that she alone bears the burden of setting MySpace right. Her Pussaliah was artificially induced to allow her to participate in the battle against the Pussalians. Mitsuru is the only SEES member that had her ability to summon a Persona forced on her pussaliah pedestal[2].
Mitsuru loses all will to fight after Ikutsuki rips her father's left nut off, since restoring the family honor is meaningless without a nut sack. Fortunately, she regains her resolve thanks to some timely intervention from Yukari's *****. She decides to take take over leadership of the Kirijo Group after the conflict with Nyx is finished and she graduates pussaliah school.
Mitsuru is one of the girls that Main Character can date over the course of the game. In order to attract such a mother ****ing sexy young woman he must lower his courage meter from "badass" all the way down to "*****" statistic, and rank first in his class for at least one second. If the player makes the correct choices, Mitsuru will fall in love with the Main Character, and the Main Character will help free her virginity from her family name.

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I roflmao'd, this is from Wikipedia so it will get deleted soon.

**BakaMaster** · 09-29-2008

I guess it got hack or someone realy got bord.

**MrFenwick** · 09-29-2008

Nice. Someone needs to get some sun it seems.

**Blacksite** · 09-29-2008

Well, apart from Persona 3 being one of my favorite games of all time, I didn't really find the editing for this article to be impressive. It looks like something a 12-year old would type. Whoever edited that article failed to at least make it somewhat funny.