*Attn: We Must Assimilate*

[msuders]

Yes. Yes. Yes.
We are Homelings. What is a Homeling? We are a rapid growing alien race that make up the collective. We will overtake this "Home" you humans take so kindly to. You may have seen us. You may have even laughed foolishly at our appearance. Yes. Yes you have. We forgive you, but know we can destroy you.

We have been watching you dance, bowl, socialize, without a care. Many humans are content, but some seek more. These are those we seek. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Understand that we are growing at a scary rate, but you shouldn't fear. The Collective welcomes those who embrace. We have filled 4 motherships, you call these "clubhouses". Yes. We even have a website in it's infancy. www.Homelings.com. That we will overtake is inevitable. Make contact with buddy118, msuders, or Wakenbaked. We will get you started.
Yes. Yes. Yes.

*Update- Hello again. Mothership 5 has now been launched. firefighter003 is the birther. You must contact him. We must grow. -#2

*Update 2- Home Open Beta is upon us. Our Motherships will be destroyed, but rebirthed again. Human will fear how quickly the Collective will once again assimilate. Is still just the beginning. Is still just the beginning.

Our portal is just opened. Is how we must communicate yes. For we are many. www.homelings.com/portal

[Hedrush]

Yes. Yes. Yes.
We are Homelings. What is a Homeling? We are a rapid growing alien race that make up the collective. We will overtake this "Home" you humans take so kindly to. You may have seen us. You may have even laughed foolishly at our appearance. Yes. Yes you have. We forgive you, but know we can destroy you.

We have been watching you dance, bowl, socialize, without a care. Many humans are content, but some seek more. These are those we seek. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Understand that we are growing at a scary rate, but you shouldn't fear. The Collective welcomes those who embrace. We have filled 4 motherships, you call these "clubhouses". Yes. We even have a website in it's infancy. www.Homelings.com. That we will overtake is inevitable. Make contact with buddy118, msuders, or Wakenbaked. We will get you started.
Yes. Yes. Yes.

Funny post, very funny indeed

[SamuraiClarke]

EPIC!!!! + Rep. I dun lol'ed

[Icc]

rather funny. gotta be the best way to introduce a club i've seen yet

[Serinous]

Hey! I want to be a Homeling too! Haha @ this thread.

[bfd_josh]

homeling ftw, count me in

[AaronSOLDIER]

lol. Awesome thread and awesome post.

Please dont kill me!!!

[msuders]

Yes.
These forums are so very wise. PS3 forums embrace the collective. Mother will be proud.
I am MSU. I am #2. Mother is buddy118. She is our leader. I have called upon the collective to keep thread alive. It is on bulletin in all 4 motherships. Expect them to arrive. We must only grow.

I must rest for today. The collective accept all who embrace. Add me. Mother's friends list is full.
Goodbye for now. -#2

[dannycorkers]

Lol AWESOME way to introduce a club. Still not gonna join though

[Mtown]

Saw some people who looked like that running around earlier. Haha, didn't know it was from the Homelings collective. I'll add you later today.

[Ebojager]

Iam #37, join or be assimilated! We are one and we are many.

I must return to the Mothership...
Ebojager...<out>

[Solid_Squirrel]

I SAY THEE NAY!

I wish to be free and have my will intact!

Death to the hivemind!

[SnowHawk]

does someone need to start up a marines club so they can take you aliens out and you have an epic battle in the home square ???

[Keely_So_Silly]

LOL thats funny. Invite me you guys.

[HaTriX]

I didn't know they let people in mental hospitals play PS3s............

[PsychoBadBoy]

Great post! Count me in. Anyone wanna send an invite my way?

[msuders]

Mothership 5 has been launched. You will see how very quickly she will fill. Believe in the invasion. Will be greater than epic. We will destroy in numbers. We only grow etc.....

[TheSkeptik]

Must assimilate. We must assimilate.

[Mtown]

I have joined the Homelings collective. We are one yet we are many. And I mean MANY! 100+ strong.

[Ebojager]

Yes...Yes...Yes...
Assimilate foolish humans for the end is nie...

Join us !
Make contact with buddy118, msuders, or Wakenbaked and you too can see the glorious Mothership, its GLORIOUS!

We are one and we are many...

#37 <out>

[Man-Bat]

YES!!!
I am Man-Bat, Mothership 6 has just been launched. Contact me if you wish to be ASSIMILATED. Alter your weak human DNA. Join the Homelings, Join the Collective. WE ARE MANY! Over 100 are we in numbers and we grow ever STRONGER still.

DO NOT FEAR THE INEVITABLE!!!

[christacoma]

I am Christacoma #33
I am confused on one point. In Home, should not the native people be called the homelings, as on Earth the natives are called earthlings? I have birthed mothership 7 in anticipation of our growth in numbers... Where do we come from? I have altered my DNA with much success...

[ReaperOFDoom982]

yes. i have joined Mothership 5. WE ARE MANY!

[TheSkeptik]

Assimilate now humans, it's very important.

[young beast]

i mock you puny humans, homelings must assimilate, we must tear down the 360 arc, the world s ours, i am from mothership 327595, gather my bretheren