Teh Quote-Game [cool and funny quotes welcome]

[Dragonfly]

hey, guys...many people have cool and funny quotes as sigs or they just post them everywhere.
Then I got teh idea just making an entire thread with these quotes and see what happens.
here's my quote:

Dragonfly is so famous they daren't call it spam!

I didn't even know him until he posted that LoL
just post and maybe give comments on teh quotes...thx

[Dragonfly]

hey ho, new quotes are on their way:

banned cause yeah, now its also THE SIZE OF AN M&M!

banned cause i dont have a sig, but they are saying that my sig is too big..

Banned cause im searching for da sack.

Wait, what about that beauty and beast thing you had? Maybe it was over 35 kb.

banned

My brain literally farted this morning. I heard it!

Banned

banned cause stone poop hurts.

banned cause omg i just saw the killzone2 ad and its flippin awesome...

In some countries you cant even post some numbers...a good example:
person a: hey, person b, what's your score in that game?
person b: ***
person a: what?
person b: ***!!!!
person a: ????
person b: i'm gonna write it vertically:
person b: 4
person b: 5
person b: 5
person a: okay, is it ***?
person b: wtf?
person a: it got censored cause in leet 455 means @ss

That is ****ing rediculous!!!! If even leet is censored then something has gone damn wrong.

[This dialogue is based on real events]

plz start postin quotes...this thread will be damn funny with your help^^