Post your best pun here. One pun per post. I'll rep any that I've not heard before or oldies that make me laugh. I'll get the ball rolling with:
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
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02-12-2009 #1Beware the Bomb-Head!
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02-12-2009 #2PEACE.LOVE.UNITY.RESPECT.
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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A Midget runs into a friend from grade school. The friend tells the midget "well isn't this a small world running into you?".
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Know what's the biggest problem with being an atheist is ?
No one to talk to during an orgasm!
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I get it but its not like everyone does that
Originally Posted by G.I. Chameleon
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than ur just not doing it right!! Lol Originally Posted by bobabooy?
i get it but its not like everyone does that
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Maybe you could show me the right way then
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Not my type sorry, but good luck with that problem
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did you hear about the plastic surgeon who sat in front of the fire?
he melted
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How are women like stamps?
You won't get anything unless you lick them first.
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If you die before I die, I'll carve your name out of the sky
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ill keep you posted..
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that girl's like the village bicycle. everyone gets a ride
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Two guys walk into a bar
You would have thought the other guy would have noticed.
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There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.
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I wondered why the ball was getting closer and closer. Then it hit me.
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02-14-2009 #17Beware the Bomb-Head!
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Two birds sat on a perch. One says to the other, 'Do you smell fish?'
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Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
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a man walks in to a bar, he says ouch
" when death smiles at you, the only thing you can do is smile back" from the greatest movie ever THE GLADIATOR
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A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ***, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.
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02-14-2009 #21Beware the Bomb-Head!
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The office worker spent all morning looking for her false nails until she remembered that she had filed them away.
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CSI Miami Style
A horse carriage fell on a woman
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no good with puns
"everybody was kung fu fighting"
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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang; then it came back to me.
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HAHAHA that was awesome. +REP Originally Posted by DonMare
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang; then it came back to me.
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