____ is so hot that _____

[Lefein]

I'll begin. =)

Carocat is so hot that the doctors who delivered her had to use oven mitts

(Is it okay to harass mods? lol)

[Kopkiwi]

Lefein is so hot that the sun requires protection.

[Lethalmind]

kopkiwi is so hot that the tea kettle screams uncle when he touches it

[nskinnear]

Lethalmind is so hot that hot water now comes out of the cold tap of the sink when he touches it

[Spider]

nick is so sexy, that his whole life is a "thats what she said joke"

[Kopkiwi]

Spider is so hot that lava melts under his presence.

[Kyo.]

Nick is so hot that he is the #1 reason for the divorce rate.

[ash91]

The sun is so hot that wearing sun cream may be a good idea.


Yes, I'm that boring.

[Kyo.]

ash91 is so cool he sweats ice cubes.

[nskinnear]

Kyo is so hot that water evaporates when he goes swimming

[HellsJester]

nkinnear is so colorful that i thought i was high.

[Lefein]

Nskinnear is so hot, the sun emails him for fashion tips.

[Lethalmind]

Lol I didn't even read the damned ___ correctly in the title

Lefein is so hot that he's banned from Seaworld for turning Shamoo into overcooked Fish Sticks

[Kyo.]

Lefein is so powerful the president calls him for advice.

[nskinnear]

Kyo is so hot that he is solely responsible for global warming!

[Kopkiwi]

nskinnear is so hot he is the single reason for the 360s all over the world over heating

: couldn't resist sorry.

[nskinnear]

nskinnear is so hot he is the single reason for the 360s all over the world over heating

: couldn't resist sorry.

kiwi is so hot that he beat out Jessica Alba for hottest person alive

[Kopkiwi]

kiwi is so hot that he beat out Jessica Alba for hottest person alive

That might not be too far off the truth.

ns is so hot the oceans part in his presence.

[Lefein]

Kopkiwi is so hot that Rihanna beat herself up for losing his love back in highschool.

[gruddy]

Lefein is so hot that... oh... wait.

[Kyo.]

gruddy is so hot that even the Queen said DAAAAAMN!.

[Kopkiwi]

Kris is so hot, that one women is never enough.

[Kyo.]

Nick is so Hot that once Nick has had you, you not only need a wheel chair you need rehabilitation.

[G.I. Chameleon]

Kyo is so hot that one touch will put blisters all over any woman's body!!

[Kyo.]

G.I. Chameleon is so hot that shes the reason and the only reason the ice age come to an end.