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    Kids Are Quick (Contains Funny)

    Don't kids just make you cry of laughter sometimes?

    Kids Are Quick
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    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: Maria.
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you! asked me how I spell it.
    (I Love this kid)
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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking a bout?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher

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    LOL
    I needed a good laugh
    Thanks! +rep

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    Those are great. I've heard the 'H to O' one somewhere before.

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    Haha good stuff.
    I never have good "sigs"...

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    the last one is so true....lol +rep

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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you! asked me how I spell it.
    (I Love this kid)

    That one was epic

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    at some of them!

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    Nice Kiwi!

    People may have seen this before but its still good
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    most of this probably didnt happen someone just said it did cause its funny



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    Kids do say some funny stuff. My (nearly) 3 year old can say some funny stuff.

    Not very long ago I caught him playing with himself, and he had a $#@!. I said "what are you doing?" He looked at me and said "I make it big."

    Classic.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seahawkk View Post
    most of this probably didnt happen someone just said it did cause its funny
    Wet Blanket...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kopkiwi View Post
    Wet Blanket...
    well we do live in a place called reality



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    Quote Originally Posted by rmac694203 View Post
    Kids do say some funny stuff. My (nearly) 3 year old can say some funny stuff.

    Not very long ago I caught him playing with himself, and he had a $#@!. I said "what are you doing?" He looked at me and said "I make it big."

    Classic.
    hahaha! thats hilarious!....same thing happened to my little cousin. haha.

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    lol,most of them cracked me up



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    u should put them in the pun section, more people will love em lol, just a hint


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    lmfao
    love these



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    Haha those were freaking funny man
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    Awesome read Ncik, love the stuff you bring to the thread. smiles for people that are having a bad day

    ~would you still love me in the morning ?~

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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
    bahaha.. the best one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyo-Unit View Post
    Awesome read Ncik, love the stuff you bring to the thread. smiles for people that are having a bad day
    Rather than post the normal, murder and car bombing stuff, figured I would post the happier side of life.

    Glad it people laugh at it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyo-Unit View Post
    Awesome read Ncik, love the stuff you bring to the thread. smiles for people that are having a bad day
    The Aus crew should just employ Nick to filter all the crap on the net and bring us the funny stuff

    Kids say some pretty random things sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by richie217 View Post
    The Aus crew should just employ Nick to filter all the crap on the net and bring us the funny stuff

    Kids say some pretty random things sometimes.
    Only if I can call it a full fledged job

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    Some good ones there LOL damn kids...

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    lmao, Laughed at everyone XD thanks for posting those

    @RMAC: lmao XD that one was awesome XD


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    It's full of epic win....like the axe the most.

    How logical they are.

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