You look out the window, right now, and see a zombie in the yard

[Rapture]

Specifications - Classic G. Romero zombies. Slow walking, medium strength, mild intelligence such as using a rock to break a window.

What do you do?

[SnowHawk]

pick up a spade and smash his head in.

[Lefein]

Grab my Taurus .40S&W, confirm target, give it a chance for an intelligent response:

a. shoot
b. join its side

[richie217]

Pin it to the ground with our forklift and tease him by slapping it around the face.

[Rapture]

Lefien, is it wise to make such loud sounds? How do you know there is only one zombie?

[Lefein]

Lefien, is it wise to make such loud sounds? How do you know there is only one zombie?

LOL

If there's more than one then I go grab the M-4. Then it's party time! XD

[Solid_Squirrel]

Thank whatever god that exist for this deep and proceed to dig real deep for the set of brass balls that lives for these moments

Grab my baseball bat and proceed to smash my way from my neighborhood to a safe haven with my family in tow

[Rapture]

Ok. Different scenario.

Scenario 2 - It's shown on the News that a zombie virus is spreading across X country. You have a couple of days at most to prepare before it reaches your town. The country transportation systems have been shut down, along with air travel in and out of the country. Borders closed, and Marshal law put into effect.

The zombies are the same from Scenario 1.

What do you do?

[Lefein]

Invite EVERYONE to my place and order everyone to grab as much ammo as possible on the way.

Shopping list:
.40S&W for my Taurus and my roommates Smith and Wesson
.223 and 5.56 (same thing, really) for the M4
.308 and 7.62 (again, same thing, really) for my friend John's SKS
12Gauge Shotgun shells for my friend Chris's shotty
CLEANING KITS! (can't stress this one enough)

and anything else you can grab. Training and proper firearm handling will be provided when you get here.

In these situations, there is strength in numbers. We will liberate Texas and expand the Safe Zone as necessary.

[Rapture]

Just head over to Arkansas to pick me up as well.

[Lefein]

Remember to loot every Gander Mountain, Great Outdoors, and Academy you can... like.. Katrina style, and we're all out of beer yo.

[Rapture]

We can raid the Mansion up the street. I'm sure they got loads of stuff in there.

[Thorzilla]

I grab my dad's chinese army sword. Shall I fail, I'd just pick up the templar sword

[ex nihilo7]

I would make the greatest pig-call ever and run to freedom with my legion of oversized wild hogs that are gonna overtake the world!

[rbrtchng]

I'd still be playing COD4.

[TTPS3]

i'd turn of my tv as i'd be watching "28 days later" and move on ...

[evilempire702]

**** my pants.

[MiNiMaL_sAnItY]

Seek solace in a large shopping mall area.

[Agent-Oranje]

Ok. Different scenario.

Scenario 2 - It's shown on the News that a zombie virus is spreading across X country. You have a couple of days at most to prepare before it reaches your town. The country transportation systems have been shut down, along with air travel in and out of the country. Borders closed, and Marshal law put into effect.

The zombies are the same from Scenario 1.

What do you do?

Thats like the real life version of Nazi Zombies

and if its aything like the game, we would eventually die anyway..mite as well get yourself killed early and get it over with lol

[xJonnySniper]

Shaun of the Dead its ***.

[SharkOutofWater]

I would just wave, as it is probably just my neighbour coming home from another 14 or so hour shift

[welshfrankie]

blow my own brains out
quick and painless instead of being mauled by zombies :P

or get a minigun with an infinite clip (no running out of ammo, no reloads) and have some FUN!

[dannypnefc]

I'd find the closest underground bunker hopefully with a 20 inch titanium door, bring my family, friends, ps3, food, water etc (oh and a few shotguns incase any get in) and stay enclosed in their for say, 2 months, by then hopefully they'll be gone.. unless zombies don't die? Thinking about it, how would the virus spread, in the air? through water?

[impjim]

I would grab the first person i saw and shout Just Dance, It'll be okay...

[killzone_71]

I wouldn't do anything...

If i suddenly see a chalk outline of an Tommy gun in my wall, then its different...