A novel story

[lucifer1968]

simply copy and paste and continue the forum novel

CHAPTER ONE

Sophie woke up feeling like something wasn't quite right.she had been to a friends party the previous night. she slowly dragged herself out of her bed to discover her apartment had been demolished.she tried to remember the previous night but it was a complete blank.

[Cliché-Skating]

CHAPTER ONE

Sophie woke up feeling like something wasn't quite right.she had been to a friends party the previous night. she slowly dragged herself out of her bed to discover her apartment had been demolished.she tried to remember the previous night but it was a complete blank.

CHAPTER 2

So she decided to go to McDonalds for a big fat juicy Big Mac. On the way there she decided to take the scenic route by traveling along the river side . Half way there shes hears a Vmmmm .. so she turns around and sees a boat approaching her ... then WHAM she gets the butt of an AK 47 in her breasts. 2 hours later she wakes up and finds that shes tied up and has been taken hostage by Pirates.

[MiNiMaL_sAnItY]

CHAPTER ONE

Sophie woke up feeling like something wasn't quite right.she had been to a friends party the previous night. she slowly dragged herself out of her bed to discover her apartment had been demolished.she tried to remember the previous night but it was a complete blank.

CHAPTER 2

So she decided to go to McDonalds for a big fat juicy Big Mac. On the way there she decided to take the scenic route by traveling along the river side . Half way there shes hears a Vmmmm .. so she turns around and sees a boat approaching her ... then WHAM she gets the butt of an AK 47 in her breasts. 2 hours later she wakes up and finds that shes tied up and has been taken hostage by Pirates.
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Chapter 3

She was given a twilight novel, and tortured to read it indefinitely. She sat there wondering to herself, "Damn, why are the chapters so short?". Her exclamation was short lived as a tall and lanky fellow looked down upon her. She felt like he was not there to hurt her from the way he maneuvered himself. He was wearing one of those surgeon masks, and had a white lab coat on. He didnt interfere with her reading, and merely was an observer to her escapades. She glanced at him once and got back to reading the novel. Two hours went by, and he was surprised at her endurance! She was the subject that they were looking for, but it needed to be confirmed further. He was not very surprised as she was at a McDonald's earlier. He put on earplugs and played a Jonas Bros. CD. "Can it be? My God! Our days of hard labour at minimum wage condition have finally come to a halt!". His delight was short lived, as a mysterious figure walked steadily through the door. He promptly struck a salute. The mysterious figure was none other than Michael Jackson!

[Cliché-Skating]

CHAPTER ONE

Sophie woke up feeling like something wasn't quite right.she had been to a friends party the previous night. she slowly dragged herself out of her bed to discover her apartment had been demolished.she tried to remember the previous night but it was a complete blank.

CHAPTER 2

So she decided to go to McDonalds for a big fat juicy Big Mac. On the way there she decided to take the scenic route by traveling along the river side . Half way there shes hears a Vmmmm .. so she turns around and sees a boat approaching her ... then WHAM she gets the butt of an AK 47 in her breasts. 2 hours later she wakes up and finds that shes tied up and has been taken hostage by Pirates.
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Chapter 3

She was given a twilight novel, and tortured to read it indefinitely. She sat there wondering to herself, "Damn, why are the chapters so short?". Her exclamation was short lived as a tall and lanky fellow looked down upon her. She felt like he was not there to hurt her from the way he maneuvered himself. He was wearing one of those surgeon masks, and had a white lab coat on. He didnt interfere with her reading, and merely was an observer to her escapades. She glanced at him once and got back to reading the novel. Two hours went by, and he was surprised at her endurance! She was the subject that they were looking for, but it needed to be confirmed further. He was not very surprised as she was at a McDonald's earlier. He put on earplugs and played a Jonas Bros. CD. "Can it be? My God! Our days of hard labour at minimum wage condition have finally come to a halt!". His delight was short lived, as a mysterious figure walked steadily through the door. He promptly struck a salute. The mysterious figure was none other than Michael Jackson!

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CHAPTER 4

As MJ walked in the pirate turned and threw a punch towards him .. MJ dodged his first punch .. then dodged his second .. and third and fourth and fifth and sixth and seventh .. but what the Pirate didnt know was that Micheal just wanted to dance. As the pirate went to kick MJ , MJ did a 360 degree spin , dropped to his knees , bounced back up , did another 360 degree spin and landed on his toes. The pirate couldnt believe what he was seeing. The pirate shouted in one of his mates , a small , stocky guy who wore a bandana , Los Angeles Lakers basketball jersey , baggy jeans with Nike Airs and he was packing major heat. " Who go dur , dis is my houuuuseeeeeeee , bow down and kiss duh toes biuggghhtch " said the hip hop pirate . MJ responded with " hehehehehehe " .. " what kind of spoke did you just speak ! Give me your money " said the Pirate . Then the hip hop Pirate said " wait right duuuurrr , we can have a dance off .. "