Pretend to love something you hate

[Xraein]

I <3 Exams.

[C-Carcharias]

I love hangovers
They are the harsh but fair reminder that alcohol is poison and that I should not drink it excessively.

[Killerinstinct]

i love the nintendo wii i love waving a white dildo around whilst standing up and swinging my arms around like an insane person i love the fact that i can get exercise while im playing a game.

[exYle]

I must admit, I am a huge fan of my cooking! I've always been one for creativity with my food, and how pleasantly surprised I am when I find out that my creativity usually turns out delicious! I honestly think I could bring something new to the cooking industry with my marvelous knack of creating dishes that are so invigorating to the senses. So much, in fact, that I'm seriously considering a career in the restaurant business. I believe that a restaurant featuring my creative, delicious cooking would go places!

[unicron7]

I absolutely love Miley Cyris. Her music is just super awesome. I would just be totally DEVESTATED if a meteor were to crash down upon her tour bus while they were stopping to refuel. I just don't think I could go on.

[squirrelbo1]

I love customers. They are always right. Even when I've been working at the store for every night for the past 3 years of my life and I know the entire menu and what toppings go on what pizza and I know all about the delivery areas and how long it takes to get somewhere, I always have something to learn from people who have no clue. Customers are awesome.

the customer is always, and i mean always wrong.

I must admit, I am a huge fan of my cooking! I've always been one for creativity with my food, and how pleasantly surprised I am when I find out that my creativity usually turns out delicious! I honestly think I could bring something new to the cooking industry with my marvelous knack of creating dishes that are so invigorating to the senses. So much, in fact, that I'm seriously considering a career in the restaurant business. I believe that a restaurant featuring my creative, delicious cooking would go places!

this is the first one that doesn't sound sarcastic, and the best attempted so far.


I absolutely love it when I ask a customer is that everything, they say yes, so i precede to enter the stuff into the till, and then check again before I cash it, only for them to say, once i have cashed it, o could i have this as well. so now I have to A) start again and then have an overring on the till. or B) do the maths in my head, and then give them the change, in the hope that they will do my favourite thing, and complain that I am 11p out. this experience can only be topped by me cashing something, and then the customer removing an item from the list, so I am totally screwed.

or the joint favourite, of paying for a 99p item, with a £50 note when we are cashing up and then complaining when I give them a load of change.


(really wanted to give this person £49 pound coins, or 98 50p's)

[AsuraOkami]

Working at Disney is a dream come true, the work and guest make wake up every morning to go and work.I am happy that my managers are so helpful to us workers and give's us insight on what guest might want. All the guest that go to Disney are nice and understanding at what i do there.

[pgunz3]

I love turkey on my sandwich,It just taste so good.

[Thorzilla]

I love grasshoppers. They have these cute, little eyes and this gorgeous green face. There's some that can be as big as a palm which makes then ever cuter! Oh my god, and how could you forget about their gracile flight?

[Killerinstinct]

i love cats and how they just turn up at dinner time i love how you can train them to listhen to your commands i love the way cats meow at you when their hungry i never feel like downing my sisters cats and just feel like hugging them.

[Naxi]

I love lamp.

[MacP]

Don't you just think X-Factor is the greatest British TV programme ever? I mean how fantastic is to pick up the phone and pay £1.50 to vote, the feeling is orgasmic at how you can do this every year for the next 30 years.

I just love Simon Cowell as well he is just soo cute, he has such a great format for a television show and a fantastic personality. I am so tempted to send him a pair of my pants through the post.

How could I even forget the presenters, they are so intellegent; I mean come on you must have to be really popular to present that show, when I finish watching it I feel 10X smarter. Ahhh!

[Demiant]

I love Liverp... nope, sorry... can't do it. Bye.

[Chille]

the french are just so awesome, and they havent lost a war ever!, they dont run away much either, im sure the sales of white flags are always low in france, also they are always so welcoming, such a friendly bunch , and they eat such lovely looking food mhmmm

*runs to toilet to be sick from thinking of french food*

[Demiant]

the french are just so awesome, and they havent lost a war ever!, they dont run away much either, im sure the sales of white flags are always low in france, also they are always so welcoming, such a friendly bunch , and they eat such lovely looking food mhmmm

*runs to toilet to be sick from thinking of french food*

Who wouldn't wanna eat snails and froglegs at a dinner table full of rude despicable cowards?

[Chille]

Who wouldn't wanna eat snails and froglegs at a dinner table full of rude despicable cowards?

pshhh i was talking about eatting with the french not this guy

[R3D D3V!L]

I love Coldplay

[jPhalen607]

i loveeee cortland new york

[The Boy From School]

Sheep.

[Ozz]

I love Twilight!

*blurgh*