Pretend to love something you hate

[V3nom]

Just like it says in the tin.

Try to make it convincing i.e. don't make it too obvious that you're being a sarcastic SOB!

I'll kick off,

I love Amy Winehouse. She's a shining light in a sea of darkness. I love how her head is so screwed on and she's always with it. She's a model example of how the modern woman should be. I really hope my GF turns out to be like her.

Give it a bash, might work, might not...

[eighty4roar]

I love customers. They are always right. Even when I've been working at the store for every night for the past 3 years of my life and I know the entire menu and what toppings go on what pizza and I know all about the delivery areas and how long it takes to get somewhere, I always have something to learn from people who have no clue. Customers are awesome.

[yourmumsface17]

I love Rafa Benitez, he is in no way a fat waiter, he comes up with brilliant fackts and amazing ideas and is definitly not paranoid or anything.

A true football legend

[V3nom]

I love customers. They are always right. Even when I've been working at the store for every night for the past 3 years of my life and I know the entire menu and what toppings go on what pizza and I know all about the delivery areas and how long it takes to get somewhere, I always have something to learn from people who have no clue. Customers are awesome.

So true!

[santinomarella]

I love Arsene Wenger, there is no nationality I love more than the French!

He never uses injuries as an excuse for his teams failings, in fact his team rarely loses, his team really is the pride of England!

[Charl3z523]

I love customers. They are always right. Even when I've been working at the store for every night for the past 3 years of my life and I know the entire menu and what toppings go on what pizza and I know all about the delivery areas and how long it takes to get somewhere, I always have something to learn from people who have no clue. Customers are awesome.

Dude you just totally took mine lol. I'll give it a go anyway.

I love customers. They're always right. Even when I wake up at 6 in the morning to go into the store to set up a new display rack for 25% off graphic tee's and they insist it's really 50% off five hours later. Sometimes I just don't catch things like that! My favorite part though is when I knock on the dressing room door to make sure nobody is in there and they don't say anything until I've already unlocked and opened it! The most relaxing part of my day though is when someone will bring a handful of clothes up to the register and ask me to scan every item and tell them what price it is because they're too stupid to look on the tag or figure out what 25% off is. Working at Aeropostale's awesome!

[V3nom]

Dude you just totally took mine lol. I'll give it a go anyway.

I love customers. They're always right. Even when I wake up at 6 in the morning to go into the store to set up a new display rack for 25% off graphic tee's and they insist it's really 50% off five hours later. Sometimes I just don't catch things like that! My favorite part though is when I knock on the dressing room door to make sure nobody is in there and they don't say anything until I've already unlocked and opened it! The most relaxing part of my day though is when someone will bring a handful of clothes up to the register and ask me to scan every item and tell them what price it is because they're too stupid to look on the tag or figure out what 25% off is. Working at Aeropostale's awesome!

I sense no sarcasm in there at all!

[spyrde]

I love buying used stuff online! I mean seriously, its awesome opening a package thats wrapped with a ridiculous amount of tape and ****! And oh boy is it fun when the whole package is wet! And the best part is when you open the box and you get that lovely odor of cigarettes! Damn I love that smell! And the best part is yet to come!!! I love it when the whole **** is broken into three pieces! Yey! And when you try to contact the person who you bought the item from and telling him what a joy it was seeing the object broken and opening package, you get that funny thing, the always fun middle finger and the words '' Not my fault its broken, contact the post office or something.''

[Noxia]

I love the fact that my tax goes towards giving jobless people benefits. I love the way someone (parasites) can not bother to work and produce a few brats and then get even more money at the taxpayers expense.
I'm even happier that my taxes also go to house Asylum seekers and illegal immigrants who are coming over for a free ride.
Naturally I'm thrilled when I cannot get an NHS dentist and have to pay los of money to go private.
So thankyou UK government for being so adept and steering the country in the right direction.

[Dave-The-Rave]

You all just come off sarcastic

[Cyn]

I love onions... the aroma is so invigoratingly... christ I can't do it!!

[bubano]

I love the iPhone. Nice size and lot of programs available at a very low prize... The phone can do most important things like calling, answering and text messaging. What else do you need?

[Noxia]

You all just come off sarcastic

Yeah I failed massively but nevermind

[Serinous]

I love fanboys. They are always so intelligent when making an argument! I love it when they make a statement with bad English and weird symbols. I wish I could be like them. They are what makes this gaming industry the way it is today! I love them so much. They are my heroes.

[Gilly3]

i love it when people post stuff in the wrong sections meaning i have something to do by shifting it.

[V3nom]

I didn't view it as a game!

[Gilly3]

its definitely a game.

[Dave-The-Rave]

If you want to come off less sarcastic, stop saying you love it.

[Killerinstinct]

i love americans and their loud voices that pierce your ears with their high pitched whines, i love how they are sooo loud and really love running into some americans whilst im on holiday middle aged white american women are the best

[bubano]

I love admins, mods and smc moving and closing threads.

[TTPS3]

I really rate Danny Alves ... i feel truly privilidged to grow up watching such a professional demonstrate what it takes to be a good ... no great ... footballer in todays modern game!

[higgos22]

I love fanboys. They are always so intelligent when making an argument! I love it when they make a statement with bad English and weird symbols. I wish I could be like them. They are what makes this gaming industry the way it is today! I love them so much. They are my heroes.

haha lol

[V3nom]

I love admins, mods and smc moving and closing threads.

lawlz! I concur!

[SharkOutofWater]

well then, fair is fair.....

I really enjoy doing a job on a forum that I dont get paid for, and hear I do it wrong if I do something, and wrong if I dont do something....

It just gives me that drive to want to do it all the more. I love it that much...

[F34R]

ha... +rep Sharky... amen to that.