I really wanna know where people come up with this stuff

**janenba352** · 07-09-2006

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Pirateschart.jpg

The purpose of this chart makes no sence. So the reason according to this chart why pirates dont exist anymore is because it got to hot lol.

**KingJordan** · 07-09-2006

People have too much free time on their hands these days.

**DOGG** · 07-09-2006

The Lack of priates is the cause of of global warming!

arg, I will be a Pirate, ARG!

**janenba352** · 07-09-2006

what i wanna know is who the heck was the 17 pirates in the year 2000 lol.

**Mael Duin** · 07-09-2006

This is internet. It doesn't make sense. Like rule #34, there is porn about anything. If there isn't, that thing doesn't exist.

**NeCrOpHoBiC** · 07-09-2006

Pirates and global warming
The inclusion of pirates into Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is linked back to the letter that began the mock religion itself. In it, Henderson explains that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s."[3] A chart accompanying the letter purported to show the correlation between the increase in average global temperature and the decrease in the number of living pirates.

That should clear some of this up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

**janenba352** · 07-10-2006

Originally Posted by Mael Duin

This is internet. It doesn't make sense. Like rule #34, there is porn about anything. If there isn't, that thing doesn't exist.

ummm where is ths rule located.

**Trinity** · 07-10-2006

Im a pirate...an internet pirate that is

**roosters93** · 07-10-2006

I believe pirates these days are called viruses.

**janenba352** · 07-10-2006

maybe but idk 2 more word

**roosters93** · 07-10-2006

Originally Posted by janenba352

maybe but idk

What is IDK? (two words)

**Hexadecimal** · 07-10-2006

YARR!!! IDK = I Don't Know Yar...

I don't know if this here post is 5 characters or not, so I better add some more before the moderator makes me walk the plank

**Supaman²²³** · 07-10-2006

IDK is I Dont Know

**roosters93** · 07-10-2006

Argh. I get it know. I am not up to date with internet speak. Argh.

Pr0LiFiX · 07-10-2006

Originally Posted by roosters93

I believe pirates these days are called viruses.

lol. Better hope your firewall (ship) is protected by the virus (cannonballs, ammunition, explosives etc.) Or else.

**Hunnter** · 07-10-2006

FSM FTW!!
Bow to your master, or be touched by his tentacles of doom!
That just sounded so wrong...

Shame i never had that link to the ytmnd about pirates

I saw a cracker of an FSM lego cathedral, i'll try find the link for it.. found it
http://www.reasonablyclever.com/lego/fsm/

edit:
Oh yeh, for all the computer pirates

http://qdb.us/9081

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

**Mikleran** · 07-10-2006

Wikipedia doesn't half have some random stuff on it...

Cilit Bang. I don't know if it's over in America, but Brits at least should know the advert with that guy dunking a penny into a bath of Cillit Bang and showing how clean it gets?

Well, on Wikipedia, they had an 'in-depth' analysis of the Cillit Bang advert. It's since been taken down though

Some conspiracy theorists believe that hidden inside the advert lies a hidden subliminal message. Maybe the washing away of the dirt on the penny could symbolise future natural disasters such as Tsunamis, such as the devestating Tsunami to the coast of South-East Asia in 2004. The line "BANG and the dirt is gone" could imply the terrible fate of the human race. The emphasis on the 'BANG' symbolises a fourthcoming world wide nuclear strike while the dirt symbolises the human race and the fact that we will soon be 'gone' from this Earth like the dirt from an old penny. It is widely believed that, in the adverts, Barry is subtly signaling to us, with his vast stockpile of Cillit Bang, that we need to stock up on our supplies before it's too late...

**Mael Duin** · 07-10-2006

Originally Posted by janenba352

Originally Posted by Mael Duin

This is internet. It doesn't make sense. Like rule #34, there is porn about anything. If there isn't, that thing doesn't exist.

ummm where is ths rule located.

Sorry but I can't say. And believe me, you don't even want to see that place. It's pretty much the worst place in the internet :P Guro, porn, racism etc.