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    What does your religion say about mastyrbation???

    What does your religion say about mastyrbation??

    As the title says what does your religion say about beating your meat?

    And please share how many times in a week do you feel the urge to masturbate
    I love it though some times my ***** hurts

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    LOL... Well when you resist the urge thats what wet dreams are for. They feel natural and no guilt.
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    My former religion was east Orthodox and this is what wiki has on it, on masturbation

    The Eastern Orthodox Church or Orthodox Christian Church views sexuality as a gift from God that finds its fulfillment in the marital relationship. The Orthodox Church does not view sex as a sin, but the misuse of the gift of human sexuality as sinful. Because the act of masturbation is self-directed, and by its nature is incapable of expressing love and concern for another person, it is viewed as a distortion of the use of the gift of sexuality. This is especially apparent when masturbation becomes an addiction. In the least, the practice of self-pleasure is not viewed as honoring the purpose of God's gift of sexuality.
    pretty ok to do it as long as you are not using it as an addictive drug (guess it's too late for me, I do it everyday! to keep prostate cancer away!)
    but now that I'm non-religious and a non-believer, or Atheist in other terms, I can do it as many times as I please! Yay!

    edit: and there's nothing wrong or embarassing by admitting you do this act of health...it's good for your body and it helps with prostate cancer (thought that's not 100% proven cause there's a study that says the more you do it, the more you may get prostate cancer which sounds like a gay and stupid study which I don't believe) and if you want to have kids, you'll be fully fertile..plus it feels awesome and it helps you last longer in bed
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    Do it fa66ot
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    Don't give a crap what religion has to tell me. I jerk it off if I feel like it. Besides, makes you feel relaxed and makes those prostate muscles work it out!
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    90% of all males masterbate
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    my religion encourages it
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    we worship naked women by kneeling in prayer position and pulling it off

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    Quote Originally Posted by hip Garrison View Post
    What does your religion say about mastyrbation??

    As the title says what does your religion say about beating your meat?

    And please share how many times in a week do you feel the urge to masturbate
    I love it though some times my ***** hurts
    Keep on fapping, eventually you will reach the legendary status "Masterbater".
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