The quotation thread.

**Gregorious** · 07-12-2011

Originally Posted by Silver_Knight

I mean how you can unlock three and lock three 3?

The idea is the picker won't know some are unlocked and will lock them instead by accident.

Some more good comedian ones.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was gonna have my teeth whitened, but then I said fuck that, I'll just get a tan instead. - Mitch Hedberg

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

**Silver_Knight** · 07-12-2011

Originally Posted by Ixion

He has six locks. He locks three and leaves the other three unlocked. What's so hard to understand? lol

LOL my bad. This was a slow moment from. That's genius.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

**Rapture** · 07-12-2011

"The kindest man I had ever known was tied to a machine." - J. Loren Wince

I'm sure the same can apply to most of you, as well. Think about it.

**Gregorious** · 07-12-2011

Rapture are you getting deep on us?

**Rapture** · 07-12-2011

I might be.

**Silver_Knight** · 07-12-2011

This is all me.

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if
I did.
George Carlin

**spyrde** · 07-13-2011

Originally Posted by Gregorious

I was gonna have my teeth whitened, but then I said fuck that, I'll just get a tan instead. - Mitch Hedberg

Haha, Mitch had the best one-liners in the business : D

**Silver_Knight** · 07-13-2011

Men may live fools, but fools they cannot die.
Edward Young

so true.
Procrastination is the thief of time.

**Tutankhamun** · 07-13-2011

"I'm just a patsy!" - Lee Harvey Oswald

**Ixion** · 07-13-2011

Pliny The Younger (regarding the Pompeii disaster):

"You might hear the shrieks of women, the screams of children, and the shouts of men; some calling for their children, others for their parents, others for their husbands, and seeking to recognise each other by the voices that replied; one lamenting his own fate, another that of his family; some wishing to die, from the very fear of dying; some lifting their hands to the gods; but the greater part convinced that there were now no gods at all..."

**Silver_Knight** · 07-17-2011

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.”

**Tutankhamun** · 07-26-2011

Epic.

**Ixion** · 07-26-2011

"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."

-Shane Falco

**x6Teen** · 07-27-2011

Your Mum's a Prostitute

**spyrde** · 07-27-2011

I like rice, rice is good when you're hungry and you want two thousand of something.

**Silver_Knight** · 01-14-2013

This a paraphrased quote of Steve job.

Remembering that i'm going to die is the best way i know to avoid the trap of thinking i have something to lose, you're already naked, there is no reason for you not to follow your heart

**itachi73378** · 01-14-2013

I just saw a eurogamer article that opened with a great sentence:

"I don't want to change the world, I want it to notice me..."

I want to rep the article

**Silver_Knight** · 01-14-2013

Originally Posted by itachi73378

I just saw a eurogamer article that opened with a great sentence:

"I don't want to change the world, I want it to notice me..."

I want to rep the article

I feel the same way. It's a really good quote. I wonder who actually said it though.......

**itachi73378** · 01-14-2013

Originally Posted by Silver_Knight

I feel the same way. It's a really good quote. I wonder who actually said it though.......

The writer of the article ofcourse, Phil Cameron.

There's a very similar quote in one of my favourite books "The Fault in Our Stars" by John green
Paraphrasing:

Just like pain, the universe demands to be felt, to be noticed and sometimes we wish the universe would notice us back. Not as a species but as individuals