Some more good comedian ones.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield
I was gonna have my teeth whitened, but then I said $#@! that, I'll just get a tan instead. - Mitch Hedberg
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright
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