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    Quote Originally Posted by F34R View Post
    Just to drive the point home, I usually carry a finger sized pocket vibrator with me. It wouldn't hurt to let that drop (while magically being turned on coming out of the pocket) with the condoms.
    Lmao! So that's how you met the first girl you ever dated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave-The-Rave View Post
    Obviously her friends got hold of the phone and sent you it for the lulz.

    that's probably it, I've done the same with my friends phone. daft bastard left his phone on the table in the pub one night while he went out for a smoke, so I sent a text message to a few people in his address book, a couple of them that I know as well, saying "I was thinking of you when I was masturbating last night, it was the best wank I ever had"

    turns out one of the people I sent it to was his brother.

    for some strange reason, he doesn't leave his phone lying around anymore
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    Send her a picture of your ****.

    Honestly, do it.


    Do it now.

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    Or text her ''Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?''

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    ''If you rape someone in the woods and no one is there to hear it, is it considered rape?''


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    Quote Originally Posted by Surebrec View Post
    that's probably it, I've done the same with my friends phone. daft bastard left his phone on the table in the pub one night while he went out for a smoke, so I sent a text message to a few people in his address book, a couple of them that I know as well, saying "I was thinking of you when I was masturbating last night, it was the best wank I ever had"

    turns out one of the people I sent it to was his brother.

    for some strange reason, he doesn't leave his phone lying around anymore
    ahaha I've done something similar to that, got my mates phone and txt this girl at school "im at mine naked in my bed, wanna come over?" and she replied "i'll be there soon just finishin lesson" and she walked out and saw us all sat around the table. so funny but really awkward....



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    Don't text back anything. Just bring condoms to the movie.
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    Is the reason OP is not responding because he's doing her as we speak?


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    Quote Originally Posted by bash View Post
    Don't text back anything. Just bring condoms to the movie.
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    Is the reason OP is not responding because he's doing her as we speak?
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