WTF do I text back to this?

**brebaz** · 02-22-2012

"Will you marry me" perfect response!

**DreDayDetox** · 02-22-2012

So what happened? Did she gob your nob?

**podsaurus** · 02-22-2012

Originally Posted by F34R

Just to drive the point home, I usually carry a finger sized pocket vibrator with me.

It wouldn't hurt to let that drop (while magically being turned on coming out of the pocket) with the condoms.

Lmao! So that's how you met the first girl you ever dated.

**Ghost-Rhayne** · 02-22-2012

"Ok cu then. p.s, you dont need condoms for anal sex, im clean."

**Surebrec** · 02-22-2012

Originally Posted by Dave-The-Rave

Obviously her friends got hold of the phone and sent you it for the lulz.

that's probably it, I've done the same with my friends phone. daft bastard left his phone on the table in the pub one night while he went out for a smoke, so I sent a text message to a few people in his address book, a couple of them that I know as well, saying "I was thinking of you when I was masturbating last night, it was the best wank I ever had"

turns out one of the people I sent it to was his brother.

for some strange reason, he doesn't leave his phone lying around anymore

**BoyBettaKnow** · 02-22-2012

Send her a picture of your dick.

Honestly, do it.

Do it now.

**Bigdoggy** · 02-22-2012

she will turn into the biggest drama queen or she will be one of those that wants a baby right away. one of those.

**ps3freak18** · 02-23-2012

Send her "All your base are belong to us." She confused the shit out of you right? Mind fuck her right back.

**Bigdoggy** · 02-23-2012

text "if your right hand is holding blue and your left hand is holding red, what does that make your subconscious?"

The Answer is: Lateralus

**spyrde** · 02-23-2012

Or text her ''Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?''

or

''If you rape someone in the woods and no one is there to hear it, is it considered rape?''

You'll astonish her with your philosophical paradoxes and win her over.

**Sylar** · 02-23-2012

Originally Posted by Surebrec

that's probably it, I've done the same with my friends phone. daft bastard left his phone on the table in the pub one night while he went out for a smoke, so I sent a text message to a few people in his address book, a couple of them that I know as well, saying "I was thinking of you when I was masturbating last night, it was the best wank I ever had"

turns out one of the people I sent it to was his brother.

for some strange reason, he doesn't leave his phone lying around anymore

ahaha I've done something similar to that, got my mates phone and txt this girl at school "im at mine naked in my bed, wanna come over?" and she replied "i'll be there soon just finishin lesson" and she walked out and saw us all sat around the table. so funny but really awkward....