WTF do I text back to this?

[Xelis]

I met a girl an got her number then asked her out with;

Hey, I hope you're well, do you want to go see a film this weekend?

She replied;

yeh I'm good thanks sexy, that would be awesome, you bring the condoms, I don't care what we watch. I love you xxxxxxxxxxxxx.

Obviously joking, I hope. But how do you respond to that?!

Lol posts welcome

[mooninites]

She said i love you? Run dude, run like the wind

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[Blacksite]

Who brings condoms to a movie theater? I paid to see a movie!

[keefy]

Send a picture of your cock.

[Xelis]

Lol I do get the feeling it's her friends messing about. They were with her that night.

[spyrde]

Send a picture of your cock.

Would be kinda random

[Lethal_NFS]

The only response you could give. "Shwing!!"

[darky89]

Respond with - k.

You'll seem all mysterious and cool.

[DreDayDetox]

Respond with - k.

You'll seem all mysterious and cool.

I second this.

[Thorzilla]

Movies and sex at the same time...Hell man, I'd tell her to bring the pain killers cause you aren't letting her walk out of there alive.

[*goo]

Send her a picture of your avatar with the phrase 'Xelis likes this...'

[Sylar]

"Do you mind if my mum joins us?"

[-Kwesnoth-]

Just use the simple, and very vague.

"Lookin forward to it "

[Dave-The-Rave]

Obviously her friends got hold of the phone and sent you it for the lulz.

[spyrde]

Obviously her friends got hold of the phone and sent you it for the lulz.

Seriously, she wants your benor.

[Beast of Bourbon]

"No worries Baby! I'll sneak it up the turdcuter "

[itachi73378]

Respond with - k.

You'll seem all mysterious and cool.

Yup, then she'll wonder whether YOU were serious or not.

Then you wait and see what happens that night. Oh and post pics also

[admartian]

Lol I do get the feeling it's her friends messing about. They were with her that night.

that's exactly my thought.

just txt back and ask her if she's able to cope with Magnum condoms or if lube would be necessary.

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[Xelios]

"I hope you like Die Hard."

[Lethal_NFS]

You just met her and she said "I love you"? Run as far away from her as possible!

[F34R]

Put some condoms in your front pocket with some money. When you get to the movies, pull out the money to pay - and purposely on accident let five or more condoms fall out onto the ground....

[mooninites]

Put some condoms in your front pocket with some money. When you get to the movies, pull out the money to pay - and purposely on accident let five or more condoms fall out onto the ground....

Lmao F34R you're so smooth. Make sure they're XL condoms

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[Xelis]

Would be kinda random

I really want to send that photo with a message of;

So you want to see my cock? Here you go.

But I just know the picture will mess up and not send properly and ruin the joke .

[F34R]

Lmao F34R you're so smooth. Make sure they're XL condoms

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Just to drive the point home, I usually carry a finger sized pocket vibrator with me. It wouldn't hurt to let that drop (while magically being turned on coming out of the pocket) with the condoms.

[btbam]

confuse her with the imfamous winky-frowny face ;(