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    WTF do I text back to this?

    I met a girl an got her number then asked her out with;

    Hey, I hope you're well, do you want to go see a film this weekend?

    She replied;

    yeh I'm good thanks sexy, that would be awesome, you bring the condoms, I don't care what we watch. I love you xxxxxxxxxxxxx.

    Obviously joking, I hope. But how do you respond to that?!

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    Who brings condoms to a movie theater? I paid to see a movie!
    Last edited by Metal King Slime; 02-21-2012 at 18:31.
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    Lol I do get the feeling it's her friends messing about. They were with her that night.
    Last edited by Xelis; 02-21-2012 at 18:36.



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    Quote Originally Posted by keefy View Post
    Send a picture of your $#@!.


    Would be kinda random

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    Quote Originally Posted by darky89 View Post
    Respond with - k.

    You'll seem all mysterious and cool.
    I second this.


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    Just use the simple, and very vague.

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    Obviously her friends got hold of the phone and sent you it for the lulz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave-The-Rave View Post
    Obviously her friends got hold of the phone and sent you it for the lulz.


    Seriously, she wants your benor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darky89 View Post
    Respond with - k.

    You'll seem all mysterious and cool.
    Yup, then she'll wonder whether YOU were serious or not.

    Then you wait and see what happens that night. Oh and post pics also

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xelis View Post
    Lol I do get the feeling it's her friends messing about. They were with her that night.
    that's exactly my thought.

    just txt back and ask her if she's able to cope with Magnum condoms or if lube would be necessary.

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    Put some condoms in your front pocket with some money. When you get to the movies, pull out the money to pay - and purposely on accident let five or more condoms fall out onto the ground....




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    Quote Originally Posted by F34R View Post
    Put some condoms in your front pocket with some money. When you get to the movies, pull out the money to pay - and purposely on accident let five or more condoms fall out onto the ground....
    Lmao F34R you're so smooth. Make sure they're XL condoms

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyrde View Post


    Would be kinda random
    I really want to send that photo with a message of;

    So you want to see my $#@!? Here you go.

    But I just know the picture will mess up and not send properly and ruin the joke .



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    Quote Originally Posted by mooninites View Post
    Lmao F34R you're so smooth. Make sure they're XL condoms

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    Just to drive the point home, I usually carry a finger sized pocket vibrator with me. It wouldn't hurt to let that drop (while magically being turned on coming out of the pocket) with the condoms.




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