I met a girl an got her number then asked her out with;
Hey, I hope you're well, do you want to go see a film this weekend?
She replied;
yeh I'm good thanks sexy, that would be awesome, you bring the condoms, I don't care what we watch. I love you xxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Obviously joking, I hope. But how do you respond to that?!
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02-21-2012 #1Elite Sage
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WTF do I text back to this?
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She said i love you? Run dude, run like the wind
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02-21-2012 #3Super Moderator
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Who brings condoms to a movie theater? I paid to see a movie!
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02-21-2012 #4Master Sage
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Send a picture of your cock.
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Lol I do get the feeling it's her friends messing about. They were with her that night.
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Originally Posted by keefy
Would be kinda random
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The only response you could give. "Shwing!!"
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Respond with - k.
You'll seem all mysterious and cool.
If you die before I die, I'll carve your name out of the sky
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I second this. Originally Posted by darky89
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Movies and sex at the same time...Hell man, I'd tell her to bring the pain killers cause you aren't letting her walk out of there alive.
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Send her a picture of your avatar with the phrase 'Xelis likes this...'
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Just use the simple, and very vague.
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Obviously her friends got hold of the phone and sent you it for the lulz.
Trophy-licious!
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Originally Posted by Dave-The-Rave
Seriously, she wants your benor.
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Yup, then she'll wonder whether YOU were serious or not. Originally Posted by darky89
Then you wait and see what happens that night. Oh and post pics also
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You just met her and she said "I love you"? Run as far away from her as possible!
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Put some condoms in your front pocket with some money. When you get to the movies, pull out the money to pay - and purposely on accident let five or more condoms fall out onto the ground....
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Lmao F34R you're so smooth. Make sure they're XL condoms Originally Posted by F34R
Put some condoms in your front pocket with some money. When you get to the movies, pull out the money to pay - and purposely on accident let five or more condoms fall out onto the ground....
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I really want to send that photo with a message of; Originally Posted by spyrde
Would be kinda random
So you want to see my cock? Here you go.
But I just know the picture will mess up and not send properly and ruin the joke
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02-22-2012 #24Legendary
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Just to drive the point home, I usually carry a finger sized pocket vibrator with me. Originally Posted by mooninites
It wouldn't hurt to let that drop (while magically being turned on coming out of the pocket) with the condoms.
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confuse her with the imfamous winky-frowny face ;(
Somebody get me a doctor, I ain't feelin' ill ...But I ain't feelin' this at all...
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