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    The WORST Movie you've ever seen!

    there's always a load of best movies/whatever but it'd be fun to see what you guys think is the worst movie you're seen, and why? it can be more than one, but what's the reason? i guess i shall start...

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    you got Ben Affleck winning the battle of britain, then some $#@!ty love story that likes to pop up in most poor war movies, and make it complicated with the two best friends who happen to always be around each other. then a pretty good action sequence that lasts a while. then ruined by affleck and his boyfriend again, only to end up with both of the lovers on the doolittle raid on tokyo, and the inevitable, one of them dying right after they blow each other. they could have cut out 2 hours of the love story and made an impressive Tora, Tora, Tora Update, but then again some idiot gave Michael Bay the green light. plus the movie was really long. IMO the Team America song, "Pearl harbor Sucked, And I miss you" explained it beautifully. Phew.


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    Hands down Street Fighter and the dragon ball movie, who ever the director is he should be shot and pee on for making such garbage.

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    Ugh, 2012. It had some cool destruction scenes but everything else was utter nonsense. I feel bad for whoever had to foot the $100 million bill.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Funeralfog View Post
    there's always a load of best movies/whatever but it'd be fun to see what you guys think is the worst movie you're seen, and why? it can be more than one, but what's the reason? i guess i shall start...

    PEARL HARBOR

    you got Ben Affleck winning the battle of britain, then some $#@!ty love story that likes to pop up in most poor war movies, and make it complicated with the two best friends who happen to always be around each other. then a pretty good action sequence that lasts a while. then ruined by affleck and his boyfriend again, only to end up with both of the lovers on the doolittle raid on tokyo, and the inevitable, one of them dying right after they blow each other. they could have cut out 2 hours of the love story and made an impressive Tora, Tora, Tora Update, but then again some idiot gave Michael Bay the green light. plus the movie was really long. IMO the Team America song, "Pearl harbor Sucked, And I miss you" explained it beautifully. Phew.
    The movie had some intense action and very emotional moments. The attack scene was masterfully done. As for the rest of the movie, I agree with you. The whole love story was beyond laughable and predictable.


    Worst movie I've seen?: Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Someone told me to watch it since they said that it was terrible and likewise, it's utter garbage!. Never have I seen such amateur camera movements, vomit inducing acting and effects that came from the stoneage - all jumbled into something they consider a movie. I dare you guys to watch the first ten minutes and you'll see what I mean.







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    Well I can list tons of $#@!ty B movies with small budgets like Bloody Mary but that would be stupid cause they all suck. One big budget movie that sucked ass was The American starring George Clooney. So $#@!ing boring all the time. Also Drag Me To Hell sucked ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyrde View Post
    Well I can list tons of $#@!ty B movies with small budgets like Bloody Mary but that would be stupid cause they all suck. One big budget movie that sucked ass was The American starring George Clooney. So $#@!ing boring all the time. Also Drag Me To Hell sucked ass.
    Agreed, I don't understand the praise behind this movie, I found it pretty laughable at times.
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    super mario bros i want my 1hr and 45 mins back lol..

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    Quote Originally Posted by zzKurozz View Post
    super mario bros i want my 1hr and 45 mins back lol..
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    I had forgotten about that movie. Thanks for bringing it back up!

    Horrible... horrible movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutButterMunky View Post
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    I had forgotten about that movie. Thanks for bringing it back up!

    Horrible... horrible movie.
    Lmao..god awful movie indeed another movie I think sucked was the DoA movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by zzKurozz View Post
    Lmao..god awful movie indeed another movie I think sucked was the DoA movie
    Ya, the only thing good to come out of that movie was this.




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    Yes totally..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by zzKurozz View Post
    Lmao..god awful movie indeed another movie I think sucked was the DoA movie
    The hot girlies did not save that movie from being utterly painful to watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutButterMunky View Post
    The hot girlies did not save that movie from being utterly painful to watch.
    I agree..

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    The Last Airbender, I went and saw it on opening day in 3d, I should of asked for a refund and for the movie to stop being played.

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    Casshern (2004).

    With a poorly-written story that seems to drag on for an eternity and visuals being butchered with so many special effects and unnecessary color palette swaps, there is practically nothing good to say about this movie. No doubt a classic among pseudo-intellectuals who will try and point out the symbolism and deeper meanings this movie supposedly showcased.
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    Plan 9 from outer space...but its a so bad its good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blacksite View Post
    Casshern (2004).

    With a poorly-written story that seems to drag on for an eternity and visuals being butchered with so many special effects and unnecessary color palette swaps, there is practically nothing good to say about this movie. No doubt a classic among pseudo-intellectuals who will try and point out "the symbolism and deeper meanings" this movie supposedly showcased.
    Come back here again after you watch it while you're high.


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    I knew TRF couldn't just pick one movie.
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    There are just so many terrible movies out there.

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    Also, before anyone mentions it, Independence Day is one of my guilty pleasures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blacksite View Post
    Also, before anyone mentions it, Independence Day is one of my guilty pleasures.
    That is far from a bad movie. I love ID4

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