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    Ghost recon future soldier beta key givaway!

    I have 5 beta keys to givaway so here is little comp on my behalf! Lol

    i love good jokes and im terribly bored.com so the first 5 people to tell me a great joke gets em! hows that?

    Ill pm the codes to the first 5 jokes i recieve in the comments section below.

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    An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....


    'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.


    So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.


    'Incredible'he says, 'there is a 20 note lodged up here.'


    Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a 10 pound note appears.
    • 'This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'


    'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.


    The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.....


    Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.


    'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'


    The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '1,990 exactly.'


    'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman


    'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottscorpion View Post
    An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....


    'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.


    So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.


    'Incredible'he says, 'there is a 20 note lodged up here.'


    Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a 10 pound note appears.
    • 'This is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?'


    'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the patient.


    The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.....


    Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.


    'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'


    The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '1,990 exactly.'


    'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman


    'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'
    hahahaha thats what im talking about! great joke. BETA key coming your way check your PM in 2 mins.

    4 more codes left!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOZTRADAMUS View Post
    hahahaha thats what im talking about! great joke. BETA key coming your way check your PM in 2 mins.

    4 more codes left!
    cheers downloading now

    +rep , and thanks

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    The West Indies coach had put together his team for the World Cup Cricket The only thing that was missing was a good bowler.
    He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer bowler who could ensure a World Cup win.

    Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghanistan soldier with a truly incredible arm.

    He threw a hand grenade straight into a 3rd story window 200 yards away, ka-boom!

    He threw another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away, ka-blooey!

    Then a car passed, going 90 mph, bulls-eye!

    ”I've got to get this guy!" Said the Roger Harper to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

    So, he brings him to the Jamaica and teaches him the great game of cricket . The West Indies go on to finally win the World Cup and Roger Harper is very happy...

    The young Afghani is hailed as the Great Hero of West Indies cricket, and when Coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his mother.

    "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the World Cup!"

    "I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son."

    "I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads. "I single-handedly ended the slump West Indies cricket has been for the last few years. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

    "No, let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight."

    The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "...I'll never forgive you for making us move to Kingston."

    Thanks to Final for the sick sig!

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    I went on a backpacking holiday with the wife.

    On the first night I said, "I think there's a monster under my bed..."

    "Grow up," she replied.

    "No, really," I continued. "It's hideous..."

    "Stop pissing about," she snapped. "I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk."

    and another for the lols

    My girlfriend screamed at me "OUR ROMANCE IS DEAD!"
    she pointed her trembling finger at me yelling "YOU CHOKED THE LIFE OUT OF OUR ROMANCE!"
    I myself always thought Romance was a stupid name for a kitten.

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    A bear and a rabbit are taking a **** in the woods when the bear leans over to the rabbit and asks it if he has a problem with poop sticking to his fur. The rabbit says no so the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit.



    Quote Originally Posted by F34R View Post
    Ok... I was wrong. Happy?

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    1 more code left i PM all you guys so far! enjoy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yourmumsface17 View Post
    I went on a backpacking holiday with the wife.

    On the first night I said, "I think there's a monster under my bed..."

    "Grow up," she replied.

    "No, really," I continued. "It's hideous..."

    "Stop pissing about," she snapped. "I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk."

    and another for the lols

    My girlfriend screamed at me "OUR ROMANCE IS DEAD!"
    she pointed her trembling finger at me yelling "YOU CHOKED THE LIFE OUT OF OUR ROMANCE!"
    I myself always thought Romance was a stupid name for a kitten.
    hahaha i got to tell my wife that 1! check ur inbox

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    Quote Originally Posted by T0PGUN View Post
    PG 13

    A bear and a rabbit are taking a **** in the woods when the bear leans over to the rabbit and asks it if he has a problem with poop sticking to his fur. The rabbit says no so the bear wipes his arse with the rabbit.

    hahahah wikid joke!

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    Are theses UK codes mate?


    Quote Originally Posted by F34R View Post
    Ok... I was wrong. Happy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T0PGUN View Post
    Are theses UK codes mate?
    yea they are pal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOZTRADAMUS View Post
    hahaha i got to tell my wife that 1! check ur inbox
    Thanks buddy!

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    the beta is now live so go stealth up people! i got 1 more code for someone with a cool joke!

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    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


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    Ok... I was wrong. Happy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by T0PGUN View Post
    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
    hahaha great joke but u already won a code topgun sorry pal! beta is live now!

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    3 guys are standing around chatting when one says "I've got the smallest arms in the world." The next guy says "Well I have the head in the world." The last guy says "That's nothing, I've got the smallest **** in the world. So they all decide to go to Guiness World Records to see if their claims are true. The first guy "I really do have the smallest arms in the world!." The second guy say "Amazing, I have the smallest head in the world." The third guy with a disappointed look says, "WHO the **** is Justin Beiber."




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    Quote Originally Posted by ps3freak18 View Post
    3 guys are standing around chatting when one says "I've got the smallest arms in the world." The next guy says "Well I have the head in the world." The last guy says "That's nothing, I've got the smallest **** in the world. So they all decide to go to Guiness World Records to see if their claims are true. The first guy "I really do have the smallest arms in the world!." The second guy say "Amazing, I have the smallest head in the world." The third guy with a disappointed look says, "WHO the **** is Justin Beiber."
    hahah nice ! check ur inbox in 2mins !

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    competition is done thanks guys! great jokes in there made me chuckle on this boring day at work! i have 1 more now so the next person to PM me gets it! till next time friends!

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    Thanks to Final for the sick sig!

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    Code are all gone sorry and thanks again!

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    those jokes are killing me, i shared some of them to my co workers and they are dying. we should have a thread just for jokes. Called joke of the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TekkenLord View Post
    those jokes are killing me, i shared some of them to my co workers and they are dying. we should have a thread just for jokes. Called joke of the day.
    I agree!

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