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    A friend of mine needs advice!

    So a friend of mine calls me up and says, "HELP ME"!
    I say: "What's going on?"
    Friend: "They gon get me, they gon get me!!!"

    So eventually my goofy tells me about what happened when she went to the grocery store.

    She was buying the heck out of that store when a woman's voice said, "Mmmm, I'mma get me some of that cake."
    She turns and two women are standing behind her, staring at her . . . stuff. They're looking at her . . . a certain way. And men walking by are staring at the scene, bumping into each other and everything.

    So my friend eventually buys her stuff, rushes home, and calls me. She wants to know what should she do.

    What should I tell her? My friend thinks they followed her.

    XD

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    If she thinks she's been followed, she should contact the authorities. If not, and they we're hot, get freaky.

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    Lol..in all seriousness tell her to calm down take a peek outside if they did then call the cops

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    What makes her think they followed her. And if they did, call the cops

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    1. get video camera
    2. arrange a meeting for the 3 women
    3. ...
    4. profit!

    So some women were checking her out, she'll be fine.

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    She should zone out and play some PS3

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    Tell her to sit down, shut up, and eat that cake.

    Crisis averted.
    Thanks to Kwes for the signature!

    "As long as there are dreamers who have the courage to pursue their dreams, the world will have heroes. And as long as there is a thirst to discover the unknown, there will be new stories to tell...and new adventures to be had."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Black Wolf View Post

    She turns and two women are standing behind her, staring at her . . . stuff.

    So my friend eventually buys her stuff
    I’m more interested in a store that sells ... stuff.
    "Remember, you're young only once but you can be immature forever."

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    "your friend" needs to Stop ingesting substances that cause paranoia.

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    It's a conspiracy!


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    XD

    My friend is okay. She's just goofy, that's all. They didn't follow, just were . . . looking at some things.

    The purpose of this telling you guys about it was for comedy. It was a funny incident.

    I hope I made someone out there laugh, like I did.

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    It's okay to say, Ass and Boobs here. She should take it as a compliment.







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    Pics or it didn't happen..... I just wanna see what your friend looks like

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    Stuff? As in 'lady bits'?



    Be Together - Not the same.



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    Quote Originally Posted by admartian View Post
    Stuff? As in 'lady bits'?



    Not lady bits my friend, but lady lumps!


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    Lol this is the first time I've heard a female referred to as cake
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    where's the punchline?
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    i gotta start using that phrase


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