2012 End of Days

[Beast of Bourbon]

I am Wizzard so i don't fear the end of the world.

Astroids, Earthquakes, Solarflares - i'll repel them all with my superpowers (bad breath and belly button stench).
Just send me all your money to make up for it.

[DreDayDetox]

belly button stench? dafuq?

[Beast of Bourbon]

If you ever go to a music festival that lasts serveral days make sure to utilize the power of the belly button stench!
After a few days of boozing and sweating - take your index finger and drill around in your belly button!
You'll find the smell most intriguing.

Now walk around and ask people to smell your finger - it's a great way to make new friends!
At the very least you can get a conversation rolling and get a free beer 99% of the time

Caution! Might work at metal festivals only!
I'll get another chance to wield the fearsome finger this weekend

[DreDayDetox]

I have never knew there could be smells from there. I always just put my finger in my bum instead.

[ps3freak18]

That doesn't change the fact that they're still dreams.

I wouldn't be surprised if religious people had more dreams about the end of the world because they're susceptible to believing in something that resembles the rapture, end of days, second coming of Jesus Christ etc. Schizophrenia and bloody noses could explain waking up with blood on your hands or hearing demons.

I had a dream the other night that I was having sex with Christina Hendricks, If dreams are coming true...

[Beast of Bourbon]

Dre - Much to learn you have, young padawan.
This will make your finger brown - you'll loose the element of surprise!

Erm, i could teach you other ancient secrets of the metal but before we completely derail the thread i'll say this:
All "end of the world" predictions are BS.
I believe in none of them and i'm already looking forward to the whacky explanations by the believers why it didn't happen but "the world will end in 2013 - FOR REAL THIS TIME!"

[ps3freak18]

Dre - Much to learn you have, young padawan.
This will make your finger brown - you'll loose the element of surprise!

Erm, i could teach you other ancient secrets of the metal but before we completely derail the thread i'll say this:
All "end of the world" predictions are BS.
I believe in none of them and i'm already looking forward to the whacky explanations by the believers why it didn't happen but "the world will end in 2013 - FOR REAL THIS TIME!"

/close thread.

I'm sorry but there are so many claims out there in the world. The number one claim I don't believe are people predicting the end of the world. It is really asinine to believe that one person can pull a number/theory out of their ass and it's supposed to be true. Can the world end in December, absolutely but it can easily end in July, August, September, and so and so forth. I'll believe in the end of the world when it happens and fire burns beneath my feet.

[Kuro]

Haha exactly man we were "suppose" to have a rapture a couple of months ago according to some hot shot predicter..nothing happened.