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    Dolphins rape people?!

    http://www.aardvarknyc.com/about/dolphins-rape-people/

    Over fourteen times a year innocent people are maliciously raped by dolphins. It happens all over the world and often goes by unnoticed. It could happen to you in any aquatic environment deeper than 4 feet, fresh water or salt. The male dolphins have an opposable $#@! which they will use to grab your wrist or ankle and pull you under water. It will happen quickly and rather quietly. Once you are submerged they will proceed to bring you to their rape caves, and violently ravage you. Dolphins have an extremely intense libido and are not easily satisfied. This leads to a high rate of drowning in most incidents. Divers have found the remains of humans as well as porpoises in these caves. After the cadavers were examined they found several bone fractures and dislocations throughout.

    Dolphins are much more clever than you would imagine. They take advantage of their innocent look to reel you in. Sometimes acting in packs, using strategic maneuvers to overwhelm the swimmers. By the time you realize that the dolphin means no good you are already struggling for your life. The few that survived their encounter have suffered severe tissue damage and in some cases internal bleeding. However, the emotional trauma is by far the most difficult part to bear.

    There are people who have been known to keep dolphins in pools and small ponds. Dolphins have even been found in the Amazon, Hudson and Mississippi.

    Caution is advised in all bodies of water.
    Is this for real? It's just hard to believe. Dolphins are supposed to be friendly and gentle.

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    This has happened in the past. I remember watching some special on FOX years back and the dolphin was trying to have sex with a person.



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    Pedo-dolphins.


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    Everyone thinks dolphins are so smart and innocent...well they are smart and they are out to RAPE YOU!!!


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    I call bull$#@!.

    But no, dolphins are not nice or gentle, they are more fierce and dangerous then sharks, but since they don't go biting people they are considered friendly.
    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.




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    "Hey tourists, come see my show..now hop into the water...come here aww...NOW SUCK MY $#@! $#@!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreDayDetox View Post
    "Hey tourists, come see my show..now hop into the water...come here aww...NOW SUCK MY $#@! $#@!!"

    LOL
    OMG im cracking up!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Kwesnoth- View Post
    I call bull$#@!.

    But no, dolphins are not nice or gentle, they are more fierce and dangerous then sharks, but since they don't go biting people they are considered friendly.
    In all seriousness there have been cases where dolphins have tried to have sex with humans. Ill see if i can get some news video when i get home.

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    There are videos?

    Imagine what batman gets up to in his batcave.
    Last edited by keefy; 07-30-2012 at 20:58.

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    Its true, dolphins like humans have sex not just for reproductive reasons but for pleasure, so yes they will $#@! humans if the dolphin is in the mood



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    Yes, dolphins will lull you into a false sense of security before taking you under the water, down to their rape cave, and violently smash your spine against the ocean rocks as you scream for oxygen and help. I'm not $#@!ting you.

    Dolphins are the only known animals besides primates that engage in sex for pleasure, and this is is due to their higher cognitive thinking. For those who do not know, dolphins are the second most intelligent animals on the planet and they can engage in basic interaction with humans in communicating basic concepts. Because of this higher intelligence they, like us, are not entirely barred by their instincts. A small group of male dolphins will engage a female dolphin and chase and fight her for over an hour at a time before raping her tired body. As well, dolphins will engage in massive heterosexual and $#@!sexual orgies for fun.

    Don't be scared of dolphins, though. Statistically speaking this is unlikely to happen to you, and most dolphins are incredibly nice and gentle to humans. The stories of dolphins saving people from sharks and such are true -- they're just sometimes really horny and can't help it. Haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapture View Post
    Yes, dolphins will lull you into a false sense of security before taking you under the water, down to their rape cave, and violently smash your spine against the ocean rocks as you scream for oxygen and help. I'm not $#@!ting you.

    Dolphins are the only known animals besides primates that engage in sex for pleasure, and this is is due to their higher cognitive thinking. For those who do not know, dolphins are the second most intelligent animals on the planet and they can engage in basic interaction with humans in communicating basic concepts. Because of this higher intelligence they, like us, are not entirely barred by their instincts. A small group of male dolphins will engage a female dolphin and chase and fight her for over an hour at a time before raping her tired body. As well, dolphins will engage in massive heterosexual and $#@!sexual orgies for fun.

    Don't be scared of dolphins, though. Statistically speaking this is unlikely to happen to you, and most dolphins are incredibly nice and gentle to humans. The stories of dolphins saving people from sharks and such are true -- they're just sometimes really horny and can't help it. Haha.
    I dont know if your trying to be sarcastic or not but all that is true



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapture View Post
    Yes, dolphins will lull you into a false sense of security before taking you under the water, down to their rape cave, and violently smash your spine against the ocean rocks as you scream for oxygen and help. I'm not $#@!ting you.

    Dolphins are the only known animals besides primates that engage in sex for pleasure, and this is is due to their higher cognitive thinking. For those who do not know, dolphins are the second most intelligent animals on the planet and they can engage in basic interaction with humans in communicating basic concepts. Because of this higher intelligence they, like us, are not entirely barred by their instincts. A small group of male dolphins will engage a female dolphin and chase and fight her for over an hour at a time before raping her tired body. As well, dolphins will engage in massive heterosexual and $#@!sexual orgies for fun.

    Don't be scared of dolphins, though. Statistically speaking this is unlikely to happen to you, and most dolphins are incredibly nice and gentle to humans. The stories of dolphins saving people from sharks and such are true -- they're just sometimes really horny and can't help it. Haha.
    That first paragraghic make me crack up at my desk OMG! good $#@! LOL but some dolphins will rape you not all dolphins

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    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...5004556AARIHu4

    Becareful out there in the ocean LOL

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    I just got a phone call......A dolphin just RAPED my turtle!


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    When they sprout legs I will start to get worried until then $#@! em.

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    Maybe they smell something that smells fishy and get confused...


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