Fifty Shades Generator

[R3D D3V!L]

The Fifty Shades Generator is a breakthrough in erotic fiction. At the click of a button, it generates world-class literature based on a pre-defined vocabulary.
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Fledgling authors! Spice up your otherwise lacklustre novel with graphic sex scenes guaranteed to get your readers hot under the collar, and slightly sick in their mouths. If you end up winning a big literary award, we'll split the prize money 50/50, yeah?

Here's an example of it's genius:

He blasted a giant footlong fudge bullet on my mammaries just so he could chow down on it up like a pig at a trough. My mouth was so full of blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon and magician's wax, the magician's wax was sliming down my chin and onto my mosquito bites. By now, my kipper dinghy was draining like a rabid dog. The mixture of sewer trout and baby gravy in my oxo orifice created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. When he removed his balony pony from my shit winker, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the toilet twinkie off his long-dong silver.

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[The Black Wolf]

What? O.o

[Nitey]

These Fifty Shades books are always in the top 3 selling books on the android Play store

[DreDayDetox]

That was brilliant.

[Nick_Scryer]

he munched on my purple cabbage, even though i'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week.

lmfao.

[R3D D3V!L]

Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like an over inflated dinghy, and I was no different! He munched on my vertical smile, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. By now, my spunk dungeon was frothing like a slavering dog. With his gristle missile slamming deep into my clearing in the woods, the sensation of his meaty member smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The unrelenting orgasms from his piss pipe thrusting my split peach made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot.

Brilliant.

[Kuro]

L-o-l!!!!!

[Nitey]

... With his gristle missile slamming deep into my clearing in the woods, the sensation of his meaty member smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. ...

What the. LOL

This thread is going places. xD

[Kuro]

This thread cray Nitey.