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08-08-2012 #26Forum Guru
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08-08-2012 #27Super Elite
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So are you telling me he...
Originally Posted by Official "Fuck that noise List"
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08-08-2012 #28Administrator
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Feel sorry for whoever buys their next car from this guy.
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08-08-2012 #29Legendary
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Very strange...
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08-08-2012 #30Ultimate Veteran
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Scan the car over with UV light just to be safe. Originally Posted by Lethal_NFS
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08-08-2012 #31Elite Sage
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I bet he owns a copy of Gran Turismo 5. LMAO
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08-08-2012 #32Forum Guru
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In Soviet Russia, car has sex with you!
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08-08-2012 #33Elite Sage
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I guess he likes using stick.
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08-08-2012 #34Forum Elder
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Fine by me if he does it with his own cars but if i'd catch someone "raping" my car on a parking lot i'd go supersaiyan.
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08-08-2012 #35Elite Sage
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I recall watching on TV some guy was in a "relataionship" with his car. Wonder if its the same guy. But how do you... no I'd rather not know
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08-08-2012 #36Super Elite
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a white car?........ugh! Sucks for someone that leans on it. lmao
I remember watching a show about that as well lol, it could be. Originally Posted by Fenix
I recall watching on TV some guy was in a "relataionship" with his car. Wonder if its the same guy. But how do you... no I'd rather not know
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08-08-2012 #37Master Sage
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Fuck me mum, my junk has rushed and i feel like i need a new handbreak. Could you fetch the new screwdriver. While i pound the backlight
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08-08-2012 #38Forum Guru
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Gotta be careful when pulling out
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08-08-2012 #39Master Sage
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Lmao, my thought as well
Does he check if the tank is full before departing
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08-08-2012 #40Forum Guru
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Move over shitty leather nose masks, there's a new facial in town.
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08-08-2012 #41Forum Guru
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Ooooh, NOW I see how this is possible.
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08-08-2012 #42Master Guru
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So many puns here
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08-08-2012 #43Forum Guru
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threesome!!!! Originally Posted by deviousone
When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
when Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Daryl Dixon!!
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08-08-2012 #44Forum Elder
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Dat ASS!
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08-08-2012 #45Super Moderator
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08-08-2012 #46COTY 2012
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So this is why people used to call gran turismos photo mode car porn Originally Posted by DarkVincent07
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08-08-2012 #47Master Sage
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Car porn. Whats the money shot
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08-08-2012 #48Elite Guru
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The introduction of Auto-Vista mode in Forza 4 must have been like discovering the existence of porn to this fella
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08-08-2012 #49Master Sage
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If the cops stop him. How to you explain the white sticky stuff on his driving license
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08-08-2012 #50Elite Sage
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He's got a lot of washer fluid left for his cars.
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