I went to the pinic park and found wood

**claud3** · 08-13-2012

t says something about relations between the UK and America when the Telegraph publishes the headline: "American Caught Having Sex With Picnic Table." Seriously, does it matter where the guy was from? So what if one guy's pursuit of happiness took the form of sticking his schlong inside the umbrella hole of a picnic table. Do not such things transcend borders? After all, isn't this the sort of thing that could happen to anybody? Maybe a girl had been there just moments ago, and rolled away at the last minute. Maybe it was dark. These would all be reasonable suppositions if the story didn't say that the guy boned the picnic table on four separate occasions, and for hours on end. How do we know that? This would be thanks to the neighbor who secretly taped it each time ... also for hours on end.

Now, filming it the first time is understandable. You just want to have evidence for when the cops say, "There is no way some guy is fucking a table." But somewhere after the second time, the overall impression you givr off goes from "disgusted" to "intrigued" to "DAMMIT IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT! WHERE ARE YOU, YOU TABLE DEFILING STALLION! LOOK AT IT, JUST BEGGING FOR YOUR MIGHTY LANCE OF FLESH!"

http://www.cracked.com/article_17098...-sex-with.html

How do you get a hole in one and not get a bit stuck in your junk

**Shibby** · 08-13-2012

Be wary of splinters.

**DeviousOne** · 08-13-2012

Another classic lvlcluad3 thread lol so the real question is wood u or wouldn't you? Lol

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**DreDayDetox** · 08-13-2012

You have a unique way of naming your threads.

**claud3** · 08-13-2012

Thanks mate. All in the head

**Ghost-Rhayne** · 08-13-2012

It's texts like these that augment the human experience and existence.

**claud3** · 08-13-2012

Yes

**F34R** · 08-13-2012

Anyone see all the UK guys that are screwing things? It's in the link that was posted in the OP. Weird that the paper that wrote the article, named it, etc., didn't contribute to their land of the pervs.

**RaY_210** · 08-13-2012

Lol! Classic claud

Gotta love that wood on wood action

**claud3** · 08-13-2012

Table knocker and the guy never thought of using a table cloth as protection. He could have produced some side tables. Imagine the family get together, where do you rest your cup

**RaY_210** · 08-13-2012

Originally Posted by claud3

Table knocker and the guy never thought of using a table cloth as protection. He could have produced some side tables. Imagine the family get together, where do you rest your cup

+rep just because of how fucking stupid it is!

Plus, rep is back!!