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    My gf told me she was using the bathroom after being in there for like 20 mins and I couldnt have sex with her for 4 days after that.....lmao

    I shouldve never asked lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
    My gf told me she was using the bathroom after being in there for like 20 mins and I couldnt have sex with her for 4 days after that.....lmao

    I shouldve never asked lmao

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    What a thread O_o ended up spitting my drink out from all the lols
    psu has been one mind opener lately from ninja thongs that slice a fart in half to dolphins raping humans..... Mind = blown


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    I don't care about post 1-30. What matters is post 31. Thong is in the thread title so I'm dropping what could be the most inspired song ever created all up in this $#@!. If it's been put up already, tough!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost-Rhayne View Post
    I don't care about post 1-30. What matters is post 31. Thong is in the thread title so I'm dropping what could be the most inspired song ever created all up in this $#@!. If it's been put up already, tough!

    Dumps like a truck? What?......what? Lmao

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    Usually catch my old lady when were sleeping at night..and the times I hear them when awake, of course I pretend I don't notice lol!

    As for the OP...$#@! a thong. The boy shorts wrapped around a plump booty is where its at..

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    Quote Originally Posted by imINxile View Post
    Usually catch my old lady when were sleeping at night..and the times I hear them when awake, of course I pretend I don't notice lol!

    As for the OP...$#@! a thong. The boy shorts wrapped around a plump booty is where its at..
    LMAO I agree with this man! He got it right! Rep+

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyrde View Post
    Wtf man, everybody knows girls don't fart. Or take $#@!s.
    I'm with you on this one. I've never heard or smelt anything from any girl I've ever dated or been around. The only reason they go to the bathroom is to fix their makeup or go number one. I refuse to think otherwise.

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    just think if you had one of those "sharts". you know, you be walking on a beach with a thong and feel a little toot coming on, you decide to let out a small toot but then you are like


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    Was in go mart last night and a ugly fat chick was in front of me, we were the only 2 in the store.

    She cut one, I thought it was her shoes squeaking, and it stunk so bad I want

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    To faceplant her on the counter. I have been married for 20 years and never smelled or heard my wife fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyrde View Post
    Wtf man, everybody knows girls don't fart. Or take $#@!s.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver_Knight View Post
    I think if i was married and my wife farted on me, i would divorce her. I mean soon as it left those cheeks, i would be driving to get the paper work done. She'll be crying and i'll be like you caused this all by yourself. It was your choice.
    What I was saying is she doesn't fart or toot...but when making love she definately queefs or whatever you call that. When your in certain positions and pounding away it forces air in and out. No helping that.

    No my wife is perfect...and I've never dated a girl any different. Perhaps its the type of girls but they know what is lady like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver_Knight View Post
    I heard girls where thongs to look good and for another reason. Tell me if this is true. I heard they wear them to cover up loud farts. If you have something up your butt and try to let one go it would cut it in half thus suppressing a loud fart. I NEED A ANSWER NAO!!!!!!11
    lol I'm crying.

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    My wife has farted a few times, and always gets embarrassed. So I just pretend not to hear it, or take the blame if at a party.
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    First time I accidentally let one out in front of the gf... she proceeded to do the same thing...
    It was a horrible, horrible moment of extreme comfort with one another. haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkVincent07 View Post
    First time I accidentally let one out in front of the gf... she proceeded to do the same thing...
    It was a horrible, horrible moment of extreme comfort with one another. haha
    I couldn't stay with a girl if shes farts after me. i know that's flawed logic but it's true. I always hate when a girl and i are watching tv and i start smelling something funky.I look over at her slyly and see what's doing. She's just trying to play if off by keeping a straight face and watching tv. I don't say nothing but is it too much to ask to pkay if off? I mean go to the bathroom or say you have to smoke a cigarette or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver_Knight View Post
    I heard girls where thongs to look good and for another reason. Tell me if this is true. I heard they wear them to cover up loud farts. If you have something up your butt and try to let one go it would cut it in half thus suppressing a loud fart. I NEED A ANSWER NAO!!!!!!11
    That is probably the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Whoever told you that... and they were serious... are mildly retarded.

    Also... *wear
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutButterMunky View Post
    That is probably the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Whoever told you that... and they were serious... are mildly retarded.

    Also... *wear
    I have heard dumber It's hard to tell by the person who told me.It's one of those people that act dumb but can be smart to.

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