A girl and a thong.

**Silver_Knight** · 09-20-2012

I heard girls where thongs to look good and for another reason. Tell me if this is true. I heard they wear them to cover up loud farts. If you have something up your butt and try to let one go it would cut it in half thus suppressing a loud fart. I NEED A ANSWER NAO!!!!!!11

**-Kwesnoth-** · 09-20-2012

I really hesitated coming into this thread, cause other students can see my screen.

**Cybertox** · 09-20-2012

The thread title rhymes and its hilarious. 5 stars rating for the thread. Content of the thread is as wild as blackwolfs threads. This will get closed soon probably but i give it a classy 5 stars. Cant answer your question though.

**Silver_Knight** · 09-20-2012

@kwes i know the feeling all the well. GET BACK TO WORK, SON!

@Cyber Thanks for the stars,bro. Classy thread is classy.

**spyrde** · 09-20-2012

Wtf man, everybody knows girls don't fart. Or take shits.

**-Kwesnoth-** · 09-20-2012

Originally Posted by spyrde

Wtf man, everybody knows girls don't fart. Or take shits.

Wrong. Everyone farts.

And there are two kinds of people. People who think farts are funny. And Liars.

**Silver_Knight** · 09-20-2012

Originally Posted by spyrde

Wtf man, everybody knows girls don't fart. Or take shits.

Oh yeah i forgot. How could i be so naive?
*Girls walks into bathroom* *She walks out* *Guy walks in* *Smells a lot of air fresher*
GUY: she must've been cleaning. Yeah that's it.

**spyrde** · 09-20-2012

Originally Posted by -Kwesnoth-

Wrong. Everyone farts.

Originally Posted by Silver_Knight

Oh yeah i forgot. How could i be so naive?
*Girls walks into bathroom* *She walks out* *Guy walks in* *Smells a lot of air fresher*
GUY: she must've been cleaning. Yeah that's it.

Hmmmm, one says that girls actually do fart, and one says the toilet smells like air fresher after they've done their thing.

Conclusion: Girls farts smell like air freshers.

**DeviousOne** · 09-20-2012

Is the thong is up their ass it could possibly stop their farts lmao

**Silver_Knight** · 09-20-2012

Originally Posted by spyrde

Hmmmm, one says that girls actually do fart, and one says the toilet smells like air fresher after they've done their thing.

Conclusion: Girls farts smell like air freshers.

Sweet mother of god!

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**itachi73378** · 09-20-2012

Originally Posted by -Kwesnoth-

I really hesitated coming into this thread, cause other students can see my screen.

I'm on the same boat. Sitting in a crowded university library

On topic: Apparently the sound comes because of your anal walls touching each other. Thongs separate them so the air passes through without a hitch

**The Black Wolf** · 09-20-2012

The answer is "NO".

Girls don't "fart", we poot.

Girls don't "take a dump", we use the lady's room.

**DeviousOne** · 09-20-2012

Say what?!?!? Lol

**Kuro** · 09-20-2012

Lmao..Another class thread Freakin' A Psu gets more awesome each passing day

**DeviousOne** · 09-20-2012

PSU university coming soon.... Lol

*goo · 09-20-2012

Originally Posted by The Black Wolf

The answer is "NO".

Girls don't "fart", we poot.

Girls don't "take a dump", we use the lady's room.

So basically, the answer is yes women break wind and yes they also defecate.

Farting/pooting, taking a dump/using the 'ladies room' - they may be different words, but each means the same respective thing.

**Silver_Knight** · 09-20-2012

Originally Posted by *goo

So basically, the answer is yes women break wind and yes they also defecate.

Farting/pooting, taking a dump/using the 'ladies room' - they may be different words, but each means the same respective thing.

It's just a way to sugarcoat things.

**spyrde** · 09-20-2012

Originally Posted by *goo

So basically, the answer is yes women break wind and yes they also defecate.

Farting/pooting, taking a dump/using the 'ladies room' - they may be different words, but each means the same respective thing.

I still refuse to believe that women use the toilet for such nasty nasty things. My quest in life is to find a woman who never uses to toilet.

**The Black Wolf** · 09-20-2012

Originally Posted by *goo

So basically, the answer is yes women break wind and yes they also defecate.

Farting/pooting, taking a dump/using the 'ladies room' - they may be different words, but each means the same respective thing.

Well, I meant No to the thought women wear thongs to hide poots.

Everything else is true.

I mean, when a woman breaks wind, you can breathe. When a guy breaks wind, you suffocate.

*goo · 09-20-2012

Originally Posted by Silver_Knight

It's just a way to sugarcoat things.

This is the perfect time to say 'You can't polish a turd'.

Originally Posted by The Black Wolf

Well, I meant No to the thought women wear thongs to hide poots.

Everything else is true.

I mean, when a woman breaks wind, you can breathe. When a guy breaks wind, you suffocate.

I respectfully disagree. I've been in the company of a female who's made me gag due to the noxious odour coming from her posterior region. Trying to be polite and make it look like it didn't happen was quite the challenge. Especially when you're nearly sick in your mouth. Lol.

Still, I can take solice in the fact that she knew I knew she farted.

...Why are we having this discussion!?

**Silver_Knight** · 09-20-2012

Originally Posted by spyrde

I still refuse to believe that women use the toilet for such nasty nasty things. My quest in life is to find a woman who never uses to toilet.

We can start a poke'mon journey and we'll find a woman that doesn't use the bathroom. Poke'balls check Buddies check Backpack check.

@Goo Cool points for excellent timing.

**Chille** · 09-20-2012

I think the main thing we need to quiz about , is something im gonna start a poll about.

**davin_g** · 09-20-2012

I've been married for a long time and I've never heard or smelled my wife ever break air. I don't think they do it....now...the other hole...thats a whole other story....I've moved quite a bit of air out that one during many a love session. It could be the thong thing because my wife wears them a lot but as soon as she gets home she changes into comfy undies and I've never heard one then either. Women are just very descrete animals...and very much the finer sex.

I will say I just pretend nothing comes out there....besides all the times I'm down there it is of my mind set its all very clinically clean...at least that is what I tell myself when I'm adventuring.

**Bigdoggy** · 09-20-2012

screw that, girls fart a lot. they are always letting them rip o.O it's just that they are silent. I made some chili a month ago and my friends wife had some, hehehe. we were both cracking up cause later that night he calls me up saying "WTF did you put in that chili, my wife is farting every 10 seconds, it's sick." LOL

**Silver_Knight** · 09-20-2012

Originally Posted by davin_g

I've been married for a long time and I've never heard or smelled my wife ever break air. I don't think they do it....now...the other hole...thats a whole other story....I've moved quite a bit of air out that one during many a love session. It could be the thong thing because my wife wears them a lot but as soon as she gets home she changes into comfy undies and I've never heard one then either. Women are just very descrete animals...and very much the finer sex.

I will say I just pretend nothing comes out there....besides all the times I'm down there it is of my mind set its all very clinically clean...at least that is what I tell myself when I'm adventuring.

I think if i was married and my wife farted on me, i would divorce her. I mean soon as it left those cheeks, i would be driving to get the paper work done. She'll be crying and i'll be like you caused this all by yourself. It was your choice.