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    As the title states, how often do you spank the monkey? 1, 2, 3, or even 4 times a day? I masturbate about every other day and when you do it, which hand do you use? Left or right? I use my right hand but sometimes i like to go stranger danger and use my left. Is your way vica versa to mine?

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    Silver_Knights threads as classy as always
    Man it really depends on the situation. There are days when i dont masturbate at all and days were i masturbate more than 9 times. I mostly use my right hand but when i have to change the porn video or restart the browser i masturbate with my left until everything is working and ready.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cybertox View Post
    Silver_Knights threads as classy as always
    Man it really depends on the situation. There are days when i dont masturbate at all and days were i masturbate more than 9 times. I mostly use my right hand but when i have to change the porn video or restart the browser i masturbate with my left until everything is working and ready.
    I think it depends a person's stress level also. I mean once you finish it's like a load off your shoulders.

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    In before teh close, is this really appropriate since off topic is supposed to be 13+?

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    Those who are 13 masturbate the most

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cybertox View Post
    Those who are 13 masturbate the most
    Yeah, most 13 year olds are doing, drugs, having sex, and cussing. I walked into my local middle school,not so long ago, and there were girls pregnant and i seen kids in the office which means most likely your in trouble.The point is that you don't have to visit the thread. (Little kids i mean) It's just like everyone preaches on here " Don't go in a thread if you don't like it".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver_Knight View Post
    Yeah, most 13 year olds are doing, drugs, having sex, and cussing. I walked into my local middle school,not so long ago, and there were girls pregnant and i seen kids in the office which means most likely your in trouble.The point is that you don't have to visit the thread. (Little kids i mean) It's just like everyone preaches on here " Don't go in a thread if you don't like it".
    I would like to know what events that led up to you just walking into your local middle school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Kwesnoth- View Post
    PSU has truly fallen.
    That's harsh but it's okay.

    @Kuro, thank you, man. I just believe in open honesty and i believe anything topic should be able to be discussed. Religion, sex, tv but there's so many critics.

    edit: @Keefy It was to get my little cousin that goes there and plus i wanted to see my old teacher.
    edit 2 @Keefy and by walk in i mean i literally walked in. I don't mean i walked there to pick him up because that would be fruitless.
    Last edited by Silvy; 09-25-2012 at 21:40.

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    The subscribers forum has worse things than this and I've spent time and gone back to see it for myself lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
    The subscribers forum has worse things than this and I've spent time and gone back to see it for myself lol...
    I'm know they have a girl thread but everything has around it.

    Ghost, i thought about growing and doing that. I wanna be just like Manson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keefy View Post
    I would like to know what events that led up to you just walking into your local middle school.
    Must have been the allure of sexually active 13yos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickice View Post
    Must have been the allure of sexually active 13yos.

    /Chris Hansen.
    Please i bust up in there and grab two kids and moon walk out like micheal.

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    Man, I have a lady and get laid most days..so about once or twice a day.

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