Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine to extract sperm from donors: The device has a massaging pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted for speed, frequency and temperature, among other variables, and it can be adjusted to the height of the user. The machine also has a small screen at the top to play movies in order to help with the “extraction process.”
http://www.disinfo.com/2012/10/chine...erm-extractor/
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China Hospitals Introduce 'Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor'
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10-04-2012 #2El Presidente
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Those crazy Asians! What will they think of next? They always come up without strange things.
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Lol wtf..
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I psted this int he LOLS and fails thread dint think it needed its own thread.
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Made in china? Eh.... Sure it won't suck it right off....
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I wouldnt put my thing in that thing....LOL
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How many of these things do they make? Lol hopefully they don't use the same machine.
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im sure they have thought about how to keep the machine sanitary...just the concept of it smh....now if it was a personal machine....idk LMAO
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Lol idk man us asians are pretty freakin crazy!
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I have alot of Asian friends so I know LOL....
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Oh you still talk to Tila? Lol
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no shes a skank and i wouldnt touch here with a 30 foot pole LOL...well maybe i would...IDK but im in a relationship now so i wouldnt LOL
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Extendend warranty or no buy
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Extendend warranty or no buy
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Damn bro I said "talk" not "fuck"
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Its Tila its the same meaning to her LMAO
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Oh ok thanks for the heads up.
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Shes a sweet girl but this machine is just an STD machine homie LOL
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This Machine or Tila? Lol confused a bit
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my apologies the actually machine LMAO
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Lol and I'm sorry for thinking that you were implying Tila was a STD machine
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LOL I wouldnt wish an STD machine on anyone LMAO
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Lmao! That's good to know D.
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None of us in the west is able to insert our Johnny's into that thing. The hole is so small, perfect fit for the Chinese people.
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