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    So if your teacher bends over and you get a stiffy or a bit excited, is that a pass

    Or if you give your teacher an Apple, does that mean you are acting out a scene from a porno

    I just wonder whats next, drugs for taught
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    You probably get an A for effort lol.

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    Cheers mate. I study hard and teach the young ones well
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    They sure do... I am the teacher of plenty and I can give lessons in sex, drugs and teddy bear loving




    This is Lucy the pink fluffy love bear.
    She is the one that shows the positions and the smooth, soft and dirty approach that should be taken in love making.

    Even down to taken a bra off with one hand and knickers of with your teeth

    Great lessons
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    "Hey professor...I failed this test, what can I do to make it up?"

    Cue softcore music!


    Teacher unzips pants

    "Well..we can work something out. "


    LOL

    My screenwriting prof said something I'll never forget about porn: In porn, everyone gets what they want.

    So true! And the acting is great too!


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    Lol Claud and Dre
    Too much rep was giving. Was gonna rep you Dre.

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    Lmao, this so co

    How this has turned into a porn thread
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    This must be a unbelievable get together with parents on parents day

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    You have "porn" as a thread title I don't see how it couldn't lead up to this.

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    Me either, I mean

    I am totally shocked by it
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    I would've thought you'd be used to this now. Your threads always take a sharp left turn lmao.

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    Well I am one for the odd turn or two
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    Just another day..

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    It ain't a party until Silver f**king arrives. I'm here, $#@!es

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    Finally the $#@! has come back to porn land
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    Quote Originally Posted by YoungMullah88 View Post
    uhm no. i am happily married, and i also indulge myself in some $#@!ing every now and then (heavily before i got married, even watching porn after sex)...still hasnt changed my feeling towards my wife when we have sex

    at the same toking, i can go for months without watching porn and still function...i guess its different for everybody
    It depends how you watch porn though. If you just watch one video per session, I don't see it being as much of a problem. The problem is when each session involves you rapidly changing videos, changing girls, etc, which internet sites easily allow you to do. And many guys start doing that, as that's the only way to keep them 'excited'. So when you have sex with one girl and can't rapidly change to different girls and scenarios, you quickly lose excitement.

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    I stopped watching Porn in my early 20's just seems pointless...I focused on school and picking up skanks and the rest is history LMAO if i $#@! it its because i know im gonna have sex and its always good to get the first one out in the shower before having sex. true fact from Dr. Devious

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
    I stopped watching Porn in my early 20's just seems pointless...I focused on school and picking up skanks and the rest is history LMAO if i $#@! it its because i know im gonna have sex and its always good to get the first one out in the shower before having sex. true fact from Dr. Devious
    Well you know what they say, "Gotta clean the pipes on your first date!" or in your case, the next sex session.


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    Google the term edging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keefy View Post
    Google the term edging.

    Coming nearly close to climax or ejaculation,then purposefully stopping sexual stimulation in order to delay the same, so that the ultimate climax will be more intense. Unlike the other two definitions of "edging" so far included in this dictionary, it is not a practice necessary inclusive of masturbation ("$#@!ing"), but is also practiced amongst $#@!sexual (and, I suppose, heterosexual) partners/couples.
    "As we were edging,every time I got close to cumming, I'd withdraw and wait until immediate passion passed, and he would do the same, until neither of us could tolerate it any longer, and we both shot our loads: mine in his mouth, and his on my abdomen.

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    MAks you "ahem" more, alot more.

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    Just make sure if you have a date you $#@! one out before you go out LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    It depends how you watch porn though. If you just watch one video per session, I don't see it being as much of a problem. The problem is when each session involves you rapidly changing videos, changing girls, etc, which internet sites easily allow you to do. And many guys start doing that, as that's the only way to keep them 'excited'. So when you have sex with one girl and can't rapidly change to different girls and scenarios, you quickly lose excitement.
    nah lol, i got an hp touchsmart pc (27 inch screen) and i usually have about 6 windows open (3x3 grid) at a time and minimized so ill only be seeing the videos.

    the only time i think it becomes unhealthy is when you dont have a sex life, as in all you do is jack off with no intimacy with a real person.

    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
    Just make sure if you have a date you $#@! one out before you go out LMAO
    definitely works...

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