Remove 1 letter from a video game title and write a synopsis

[Ghost-Rhayne]

Saw this on NeoGAF (who saw it elsewhere) and thought it was hilarious. As title says, remove a letter from an existing game title and write a brief synopsis for your new game.

I'll get the ball rolling:

Sonic the Edgehog
You play a character called Sonic who is greedy with edges.

[Naxi]

Ass Effect
You play as a serial farter who conquers elevators, extra points for blaming someone else OR you play as Vida Guerra, building an enterprise with your ass.

E: Of course someone already said that, since it's an easy one, haha.

[PeanutButterMunky]

Metal Ear Solid

A brave soldier goes on a quest to find his lost ear.

Yeah idk.

[scottscorpion]

Little Bi Planet

help decide what way sackboy swings

[admartian]

Orderlands


You play as on of four aspiring waiters/waitresses and chefs, all searching for the mythical ingredient to build the best super-restaurant. Set in an FPS-RPG style, you pick up kitchen utensils and other ingredients and 'cook' your enemies.

My fave weapon is the "Uber-Micro-Oven of Melt" - it specialises in cheese and has a +11 damage to any bread-based enemies.

[PeanutButterMunky]

Need For Peed

Ride around in your race car looking for a bathroom before it's too late.

[*goo]

Pape Boy. The world's youngest priest has to deliver god's message on his bicycle, whilst enduring daily hardships like kerbs, bin men and the rival jahovah gang.

*Edit*

Or how about Seeping Dogs.

You're a young, newly qualified, keen and vibrant 'go-getter' veterinary surgeon.

On your first day, the world is hit by an unknown plague causing all dogs arses to start leaking uncontrollably.

It's your job to treat the animals and find the cure, before the sh*t literally hits the fan.

Once you've finished the main story, buy the DLC! Seeping Dogs: Sh*t Don't Slide.

Obligatory TapaTalk signature.

[claud3]

Krim

A krim hope to save the land of Krim, a place full of Krim people and a krim Destiny...The dragonborn has to save Krim from a Krim feat and prevent a Krim civil war..

[Silver_Knight]

Toke' mon. You get high with random animals.

[Nitey]

Bayonett.

Generic first person shooter, with a catch. You can't actually shoot your bayonet attached rifle, but prod away with it. Stealth gameplay is "optional"

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KillOne 3.

The 3rd and final game in the award winning trilogy. This entry sees our protaganist spend 4-5 action packed hours on a thrilling journey to see if he can finally kill.....one

[Bio]

Poke Mo' Platinum

It's the story of brave 10-year old kid named Poke in an inner-city neighborhood who overcomes overwhelming odds tryna get Mo' Platinum and hopes to accumulate enough wealth to become the Platinum master. Released on Nintendo Wii and handhelds and sold millions of copies. Many critics believe high sales volume is the result of misconceptions of the game being related to the highly successful Pokémon series. One source says, "This is shocking because...the game actually sucks".

Uncharted: Rake's Fortune

A free downloadable game for PlayStation Vita just in time for the Fall season! Inspired by the highly-influential Uncharted series, play as Nathan Drake in his most challenging adventure yet. His front yard is covered with Fall leaves and his treasure is hidden underneath! Rake leaves against pirates in the cinematic single player mode or in multiplayer against local and global opponents to see who can uncover the most spare change and least amount of dog sh*t.

Grand Heft Auto

The latest, highly-anticipated entry from the best-selling Grand Theft Auto series set in America 100 years in the future when America's health is at an all-time low and the average American citizen weighs 200 lbs. Play as an overweight man named Tiny as he must simultaneously battle the harsh conditions of gangster life and his severe health problems that could kill him at any moment, which serves as the basis for an expanded gameplay system unlike any previous Grand Theft Auto title. Currently slated as a launch title for next-gen consoles.

Wip Out XL

A controversial AO-rated (Adults Only ESRB rating) pole-vaulting game that sold miserably due to being banned everywhere minutes after release. Sold on PSN, XBLA, and mobile devices, you play as a Track & Field competitor who must whip out his extremely long dong and Pole Vault against his opponents towards victory. Features a highly immersive single player mode and comprehensive online multiplayer component. In spite of the ban, Wip Out has gained a cult following.

[admartian]

You guys make me .

Well done!

[Naxi]

Zombies vs Pants - You have to find the right pair of fashionable pants for your zombie. You get them from humans.

Red Action - generic military FPS nr.346426 - You play as Captain Bob "Taco" McBobster and you fight terrorists and save the world because oorah.

Sacking - you play Donald Trump and just sack people. Best hair graphics in the industry.

VVVVV - It's like VVVVVV, but only with 1 less V.

[Ghost-Rhayne]

Haha some great stuff!

Ears of War
You are an aspiring musician and its your job to take JPOP to the waring masses in an attempt to bring peace.

[robvandam111]

Gd of War

- When failing achieving his High School's, a student rises to the occasion for vegeance.

[PeanutButterMunky]

Tomb Rider

Invade various graveyards and perform necrophilia.

[LadyDuoMaxwell]

Let me try.

Lan Wake

Try to stay alive in a dark, haunted internet cafe filled with insane hipsters and Taken baristas.

[PeanutButterMunky]

So you mean Starbucks?

[Kakihara_Anjo]

pokemon nap
You play as a snorlax and takes naps in the middle of paths. You get more points the more inconvenient you are.

Ishonored
You play as the right hand of the empress, who gives you a medal, and nothing goes wrong.

Harvest Moo
Very similar to Harvest Moon, but more cows.

[Dave-The-Rave]

Final Fatasy

You plays as one of the last obese people on the world, ridiculed by the beautiful people..you must fight for your right to PAAAAARTY !!

[scottscorpion]

Angry Bids

your at an auction.....you have to bid for something....but your angry for some undisclosed reason


Tokyo Jugle ... how many animals can you juggle while running around Tokyo

Ma'hunt ....your ma is missing ...find her

edit to add-

niper elite- stealth play galore as you try to sneak up on enemies and nip them into submission

Hal - Xbox exclusive ...defeat the mastercheif using the new protagonist Hal from Malcom in the middle.... the malcom reece and dewy pack will be made available as dlc later in year

illzone - you crashed landed on a disease ridden planet find a cure or a rocket to escape....multi choice endings available

[admartian]

Hal Life

You play as an accountant named Hal, in a riveting turn-based strategy about income, expenditures and OVERHEADS!!! Your mos prized weapon is a calculator.



Red Dad Redemption

A sunburnt father scorn by the sun out for vengeance from the company that betrayed him! ***SPOILER ALERT!!!*** The protagnist's (former) employer is a sunblock company testing intentionally faulty goods to so that people get sick and burnt for the bid to take over the world - Admartian's mini-review score 7/10

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Dad Space 2

From the creators of Dad Space and Red Dad Redemption - comes an action-thriller set in a series large storage compartments and units... in space!

[scottscorpion]

Call of Duty - Lack Ops

no spec op missions ...no perks .....no guns.... no maps....no killstreaks....no zombies ..... this game is lacking everything

[Ghost-Rhayne]

Gran Theft Auto
Golden oldie gran's struggle to make it out of the retirement home for a better life.

[brebaz]

FatCry

It's about a guy who is crying every day because he can't lose weight in the quest of big fat losers.