What would you do if say, there's this hot looking guy. He's smart and everything. He talks like a rocket scientist. So you turn away from him and he sees your butt and he all the sudden says, "Gimme yo ass, girl! Yeah, I'm talking to you, I want that ass! Gimme yo ass!"

All my life people have told me I have a nice butt. Girls and guys. In fact, believe it or not, guys seem to stare at my butt all the time. I know there are other women who have butts and love it but what about us regular women who go to the library and the librarian is looking at your butt as he walks away?

If butt people like butts so much, then there should be a butt monitor with cameras looking at butts across the world. When that fine butt moves, you'll be on it.