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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaeger View Post
    Think along the lines of 'golden showers' but more...extreme.

    My sex life IS great, I won't lie, but the girl I'm seeing is up north at uni so I haven't had any sex in a good two weeks.
    It sounds like something Dracula would be into. That's sad to hear.

    Remember that i'm going to die is the best way I know to avoid trap of thinking you have something to lose, you're already naked, there's no reason not to follow your heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    I would go into detail regarding what I do with my current girlfriend, but she wants to be a politician one day, so I don't want it to be traced back to her.
    Ah, man, can't say that and then NOT spill the beans. Besides, she wouldn't be a true politician if she didn't have some sort of scandal or seedy past come up, haha.

    Quote Originally Posted by Silver_Knight View Post
    It sounds like something Dracula would be into.
    It's not blood.

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    Nothing too extraordinary on my end tbh.
    I bet alot of people just make up wincest stories etc. to brag.

    My "worst" experience was a girl that kept asking me to "pull out and put it back in" constantly during sex.
    Everytime i was almost there she asked for it and i was all like "STFU! I wanna get it over with".
    She was a little bit weird... she also wanted me to go in dry (backdoor).
    "Don't knock it till you try it" all well and good but i almost snapped my "banjo string" in the process

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beast of Bourbon View Post
    she also wanted me to go in dry (backdoor)
    How is that physically possible? lol

    Unless her hole has already been stretched out quite a bit, like you see with pornstars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    How is that physically possible?

    Unless her hole has already been stretched out quite a bit, like you see with pornstars.
    S'what I was thinking. It's perfectly possible, yet extremely painful for both, to go in dry $#@!lly but anally - that's got to sting like a $#@! unless, like you said, she's gaping like a pro.

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    While it's not me, I used have a friend who was really into that BDSM scene. The last time I spoke with her was three years ago online after she moved to Seattle. (I live in Lakewood.) She would tell me about stuff like 'Impact Play' and other creepy stuff. She also tried to convince to come and experience it myself. Of course, I politely declined.

    I haven't spoken to her since and kind of don't want to anymore. :\

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    Fully clothed sex not my cup of tea but if the girl likes it, its still sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by keefy View Post
    Fully clothed sex not my cup of tea but if the girl likes it, its still sex
    It's doesn't matter, YOU JUST HAD SEX!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver_Knight View Post
    It's doesn't matter, YOU JUST HAD SEX!


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
    You were there to. So congrats on the big finish you had.
    That was the finale I've ever seen!

    Remember that i'm going to die is the best way I know to avoid trap of thinking you have something to lose, you're already naked, there's no reason not to follow your heart.

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    Here is one, i was with a girl one night and we were chilling with her friends. I meet her in a workplace i was doing for a job agent

    Anyways, i got talking to her and we hit it off, so we went out a few times and had drinks and her friends came along to and it was awesome the few nights we were all together and so the next logical step was sex

    so we went out and did are thing and it was an amazing night of fun and Naughty fun

    We got back to hers and her room was covered and i am not kidding, covered in FOX's. She wanted me and her to dress as two male FOX'S and act as if i was female and she was male...

    So the nice guy i am and odd ball i am, i tried it out and i went along and sniff the fake area's she marked and got into fake heat so she could get horny

    So when it came to the moment she sniffed my hole as if it was real FOX smell, we or i rather say she got into it and had a mad time.. Filling my tunnel of dark fruit with a fake $#@! and it was an experience

    It was the first time i felt something real hard inside me, beside a ice-cube in my throat

    Lets just say i will not experience this for at least my hole heals
    Last edited by claud3; 01-18-2013 at 22:11.
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    So she $#@!ed you up the arse with a strapon whilst dressed as a fox?

    I know they say the Irish are up for the craic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by keefy View Post
    So she $#@!ed you up the arse with a strapon whilst dressed as a fox?

    I know they say the Irish are up for the craic...
    LMFAO...

    Yep and it as i said an experience and i felt a bit weird as you can guess

    @D-One

    i know and that is the one and only time
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    Lol wow, I've only read Claud3's experience, but I think this thread will be golden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by claud3 View Post
    Here is one, i was with a girl one night and we were chilling with her friends. I meet her in a workplace i was doing for a job agent

    Anyways, i got talking to her and we hit it off, so we went out a few times and had drinks and her friends came along to and it was awesome the few nights we were all together and so the next logical step was sex

    so we went out and did are thing and it was an amazing night of fun and Naughty fun

    We got back to hers and her room was covered and i am not kidding, covered in FOX's. She wanted me and her to dress as two male FOX'S and act as if i was female and she was male...

    So the nice guy i am and odd ball i am, i tried it out and i went along and sniff the fake area's she marked and got into fake heat so she could get horny

    So when it came to the moment she sniffed my hole as if it was real FOX smell, we or i rather say she got into it and had a mad time.. Filling my tunnel of dark fruit with a fake $#@! and it was an experience

    It was the first time i felt something real hard inside me, beside a ice-cube in my throat

    Lets just say i will not experience this for at least my hole heals


    I just burst out laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by claud3 View Post
    Here is one, i was with a girl one night and we were chilling with her friends. I meet her in a workplace i was doing for a job agent

    Anyways, i got talking to her and we hit it off, so we went out a few times and had drinks and her friends came along to and it was awesome the few nights we were all together and so the next logical step was sex

    so we went out and did are thing and it was an amazing night of fun and Naughty fun

    We got back to hers and her room was covered and i am not kidding, covered in FOX's. She wanted me and her to dress as two male FOX'S and act as if i was female and she was male...

    So the nice guy i am and odd ball i am, i tried it out and i went along and sniff the fake area's she marked and got into fake heat so she could get horny

    So when it came to the moment she sniffed my hole as if it was real FOX smell, we or i rather say she got into it and had a mad time.. Filling my tunnel of dark fruit with a fake $#@! and it was an experience

    It was the first time i felt something real hard inside me, beside a ice-cube in my throat

    Lets just say i will not experience this for at least my hole heals
    This whole experience explains why your posts are always so strange and $#@!ed up.

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    as i said i am an odd ball and try anything once and in this case it was stiff and up my arse
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    Quote Originally Posted by claud3 View Post
    as i said i am an odd ball and try anything once and in this case it was stiff and up my arse
    I would probably give it a try once too if the girl I was with was into it. You only live once!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    I would probably give it a try once too if the girl I was with was into it. You only live once!
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    it is no different in having a $#@!, you just do it in reverse and release afterwards
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    I would probably give it a try once too if the girl I was with was into it. You only live once!
    Never a truer word spoken. I take a very strong 'I'll try anything once...' approach when it comes to sex. If my partner is really keen to try something, I'll happily try it.

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    Some crazy stories here, especially, Claud3. I had a good laugh out of that one.







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    Quote Originally Posted by claud3 View Post
    Here is one, i was with a girl one night and we were chilling with her friends. I meet her in a workplace i was doing for a job agent

    Anyways, i got talking to her and we hit it off, so we went out a few times and had drinks and her friends came along to and it was awesome the few nights we were all together and so the next logical step was sex

    so we went out and did are thing and it was an amazing night of fun and Naughty fun

    We got back to hers and her room was covered and i am not kidding, covered in FOX's. She wanted me and her to dress as two male FOX'S and act as if i was female and she was male...

    So the nice guy i am and odd ball i am, i tried it out and i went along and sniff the fake area's she marked and got into fake heat so she could get horny

    So when it came to the moment she sniffed my hole as if it was real FOX smell, we or i rather say she got into it and had a mad time.. Filling my tunnel of dark fruit with a fake $#@! and it was an experience

    It was the first time i felt something real hard inside me, beside a ice-cube in my throat

    Lets just say i will not experience this for at least my hole heals


    Damn claud3...you crazy!

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